🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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ZipDisk said:
The one upside is she might get out of jail without additional charges.
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Imagine being the woman in a domestic and being the one who ends up in jail. That's virtually unheard of.
deleuzeon said:
Imagine waking a woman up at all when you could just let her snooze and read KiwiFarms for more of the day without getting yapped at. Doesn't make any sense to me.
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Nobody has accused him of being terribly bright lately.
Pepper Jack said:
99% of students identify as a minority.
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Remember current year definition of "diverse" is "no white people."
 
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Oh no! The retard you were housing went feral? How terrible, now i'm too retarled to do anything about it so I must call on my Owl pussy god to come save me right? Naw Mr. @Styxhexenhammer666 goes crying to the police instead like a complete pussy.
I'm happy for @Sekhmet666 for standing up to Mr.Tard and knocking hes' teeth in.
Imagine being such a pathetic man to let your gf do this to you?
 
Stunner900 said:
Probably the most activity they’ve had in that small town for awhile.
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No its a drug and alcohol infested semi-rural shithole and the land of misfit toys in general. It has some pastoral views but its got a nasty underbelly. Nowhere nigger tier, but the sewage water has a measurable ABV content.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Samantha never broke my tooth in half you retarded and insane bitch. I am so very glad you are gone and can't even reply to me HAHAHA!

I want my debit card back, you take your shit, and keep my name out of your filthy mouth.
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You're lucky you're too irrelevant to have people actively fucking with you. If you were as famous as DSP or Cyraxx the Rutland PD would have non stop calls over the stupid games you're playing with this shit. Thanks for the entertainment though.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Imagine being such a big and strong demon worshipper that you provoke a fight, lose, and then hop on a site to brag that she got in trouble because he narced on her.

Small, unwashed dick energy.
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It's so.. teenage in execution.

Every single one of them wants to be the center of the drama that nobody really cares about- other than it's amusing. Honestly, the parallels to those scripted 90s talk shows are almost parallel, but to them, it's what they consider their existence. The only thing Tarl has in common with a pirate is the sunken chest, and I'm pretty sure everyone is just through with him but the last few stragglers likely watch out of morbid curiosity rather than devotion.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I have no issue with Samantha. I know that she has shitposted about me but that is forgiveable.
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I agree. It's clear you two still love each other, you shouldn't let a little shitposting get in the way of that. Every passionate relationship has little wrinkles like that. Go get your queen king.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
It's so.. teenage in execution.

Every single one of them wants to be the center of the drama that nobody really cares about- other than it's amusing. Honestly, the parallels to those scripted 90s talk shows are almost parallel, but to them, it's what they consider their existence. The only thing Tarl has in common with a pirate is the sunken chest, and I'm pretty sure everyone is just through with him but the last few stragglers likely watch out of morbid curiosity rather than devotion.
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Comparing it to the Turkey Tom business is really funny. So much more production value over there. Those BPD hoes got a Null interview, then Tom made a coherent 30 minute response video, everyone's feasting on the drama... I think the main difference is that nobody in that situation is cripplingly drunk and high on weed 24/7. These Rutland retards are all so intoxicated that their spectacle is pure trailer trash shit. Only a relative few of us care to follow it.
 
deleuzeon said:
Only a relative few of us care to follow it.
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I'm here for the spectacle. We haven't had something this awe inspiring since Nick's cokestream, but even that died out relatively quickly by comparison. This thread is literally delving into the (lack of) lives of bickering teenage girls in the body of an old man and his slampigs. It's something John Waters would consider too contrived.

It's beautiful, really.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Hello! I have been through an adventure today and I will not be able to get my phone back until tomorrow, as it is with my belongings in the understaffed Rutland Town Police office which closed early today. I have nowhere to sleep but my car and I can't get to my car without a police escort because a certain little bitch is frightened of the big, bad Nikkster. I am in the homeless motel right now with a friend. I need to retrieve my belongings tomorrow but I have no ride. I had to walk from the courthouse all around town today, trying to find a place to sleep or some sort of help. I have no one to help me. The person who had me arrested has-been so violent with me in the past, I reacted today to reclaim the power from all the women he threatened and abused in the past. I no longer live in fear.
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Be safe and thank you for doing what many here wanted to do to Styx.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Small, unwashed dick energy.
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Micropenis territory even.
I'm hearing Goodbye Horses - Tarl's mushroom is so shriveled up and pathetic he cant even tuck because its not long enough.

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AnOminous said:
"Almost broke my nose" bullshit. I've almost broken my nose and the blood from that shit had a T-shirt SOPPING.
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Look at the few bits of blood on that single paper towel again. Maybe half of them are diluted with either mucous or spittle. The rest came from his self-admitted "blood rituals". He just popped open one of his cutting spots and soaked it to make Nikki look worse.

They think they're smarter than everyone else in the room, and we're just watching the spectacle in awe.

Stinkum said:
It's like an interesting and obscure arthouse film to the latest TT avengers blockbuster.
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It's Jerry Springer vs tide pod challenge.
 
deleuzeon said:
Only a relative few of us care to follow it.
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This thread is for lolcow coinasaurs of a more refined taste, Turkish Tom zoomies don't know what they're missing. It's like an interesting and obscure arthouse film to the latest TT avengers blockbuster.
 
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