Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[Chickenpolar]

I love checking the Upper Deck discord. It's the world's lamest Civil War in there, and it's kino. Didn't archive because this is too stupid to actually matter lmao.

Spoiler: NERD FIGHT

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This reminded me to check on on that Marceline Leiman Troon on Blue Sky who started the Upper Deck thing. Even He's given up on his Upper Deck cancellation campaign.

 

[Apocryphal Seeker]

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[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

This reminded me to check on on that Marceline Leiman Troon on Blue Sky who started the Upper Deck thing. Even He's given up on his Upper Deck cancellation campaign.

They're actually still going. The Neopets players are NOT having it and have been responding by rebelliously posting memes and cats. Also someone posted Justin Bieber.

I'm going to buy like a million boxes of these cards lol

 

[FinnSven]

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That actress let her kid die while living in a house full of smackheads.

I suppose Irvine Welsh also be reported to child protective services too?

 

[Baraadmirer]

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This is beyond disingenuous and relies on readers not clicking on the link to immediately disprove VulpusNoctus13's claim.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

A tranny with an anime avatar put together this graphic which ”proves" that Rowling was friends with Epstein.


https://archive.ph/feT8e
MOLDY ROWLING DESTROYED WITH FACTS AND LOGIC!!!! Except, if the redacted person is Rowling then why does this person use the American spelling instead of the British spelling (like Rowling) for the word airplane/aeroplane?

https://archive.ph/6goqS

”Jx" from the e-mails doesn't even have the same writing style as Rowling.

But uh oh what's this in the replies?


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Breaking news: trannies caught projecting (again)

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

(Okay I'm gonna break this down into parts)

1. JK was always a woke piece of shit and even in her second book and later with the death eaters pushed Racism in western society was a big problem proportionate to this Villian who clearly supposed to be a Neo-Nazi
2. The Wizards or atleast the good wizards are basically jews , in one entire book it's made very clear they control the British PM from shadows , they are goyim , cattle.
3. British Children are slaves to the good wizards just in a passive way as opposed to Voldemorts bibi method with zero families in UK allowed to own guns but children automatically upon entering school in the wizard world given the ultimate weapon
4. lets say the British PM goes Total Wizard Death and just decides it's time to let humanity take it's course , uses NBC , Tanks , APCs , Assault rifles , Mortars , Death Squads , Armbands for the survivors (The works) , this is critically the problem with modern or urban fantasy. it basically devolves into Gate. because we have assault rifles and they have fucking twigs. do wizards have nukes? No JK , oh well.. guess the crypto jews lose
5. She had been courting the left for years in one of the most blatant attempts at raping her own lore I could think of since that retard Atsushi Okubo said Crona had no gender , when gender isn't even a real thing and Cultural Marxist invention by that freak John Money and every character in existence has a genetic sex of male or female unless the writer is retarded or a communist (also people who retcon their lore over twitter deserve to be shot)
6. when she finally made those tweets I feel zero pity for her , the people she was getting to like her content would go onto commit shit like the nashville shooting. their the same retards I'd argue online who thought elon would take us to mars who now suddenly hate him and his grifter ass moved over to the right. mind you she never did that but the point remains
(one or two last points)
7. When Voldemort takes over it's very clear that it would be like if ISIS took over a major country in Europe , except it was a bunch of neo-nazis the wizarding world (with whatever is equivalent of NATO or the UN and their retarded militaries) would turn the UK into a parking lot the moment they thought "wait a second this guy is basically a mass murderer who led a death cult and now he's leading a country , he will probably set up training camps to commit terror attacks abroad we should probably bomb the shit out of him"
8. Voldemort is never really made clear on , is he a militant leader ? A political leader ? what was his goals ?? just to murder people too rule the world ? it seems to be whatever JK felt to say at the time or felt like writing
9. if someone does kill her from the far left , she deserves it and I will throw a party every year marking the occasion , she owes it too herself.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[assclown]

I thought Tommie died?

Sadly no. He still posts on here at once a week

 

[News Enjoyer]

all that shit

This is your brain on anime

RE: the "normies could totally beat up wizards" point, yes, I believe Rowling has outright stated that's the case, that a gun is more practical than a wand, and it's a large point of why wizard society goes to such lengths to keep itself secret. I don't think she sees it as an issue, because women are generally less concerned with fictional power levels and who could beat up whom, and this is why the final defeat of Voldemort does not come at the hands of a Super SaiyaJin 3 Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom fusion.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

(Okay I'm gonna break this down into parts)

>Anime avatar
A) Didn't read B) Opinion discarded.

”I find her views ironic and inexplicable."
It's really annoying when celebrity virtue signalers pretend the reasons behind her views on troon issues are a complete mystery. She has an essay on her site explaining exactly why she thinks the way she does.

 

[Trapper]

The comments section suggests it might have been done to justify regurgitating the story in the Oxford Mail, as the only connection Oxford has to it is Watson studying there.

There’s a fair amount of locations in Oxford that appear in the films, so there’s a lot of walking tours and tourist shops that push it. Oxford lends itself to imagining Hogwarts with its architecture and multiple colleges that make up the university, and the extent to which Oxford wishes it was linked to Harry Potter is amusing. They have many other famous authors to choose from - CS Lewis, Tolkien, Phillip Pullman for instance - but gotta chase that cash cow.

 

[Liber Nihil]

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I actually hate this two-faced shit more than I hate the backstabbers who say “fuck Jk Rowling” but gladly keep raking in the money she made them. There’s no hope for the stupid and cowardly. But when someone is being disingenuous like this, that’s when I want to a-log.

“How can she be so bigoted when her books are so morally solid??!! Oh the irony!” There’s an answer that perhaps you’ll one day stumble upon, John: there’s no contradiction here because she’s both right and still perfectly consistent with her own worldview; you’d know that if you read her clearly articulated arguments in an essay that has been publicly available for years at this point and will take you no more than ten minutes to read. Her only real sin is making people confront an inconvenient truth that rabid ideologues are desperate to censor. This is a real life example of the moral message that is in her books you were just lauding, you dumbass: what’s popular or socially acceptable isn’t always true or good.

It’s so very, very easy to not say anything about this stupid topic. The trannies will never forgive you for being in anything HP-related in the first place, so it’s not like you’re placating them by doing this. You may as well not embarrass yourself trying to be diplomatic to hypersensitive retards.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Troons don't need the facts to rage against JK.

https://bsky.app/profile/alyssagambone.bsky.social/post/3mdvs7gx3ek2b

 

[Online Fossil]

They’re just going to run with this Epstein thing until everyone believes it, just like they told everyone her mild ass “my thoughts on gender” letter was some manifesto about killing troons until they all believed it.

I’ve seen them using that graphic invitation to the play with “JK Rowling invites you to” on it as proof they were totally best friends but I’ve seen other theatre/film premiere invites and it’s standard for them to say “(producers name) invites you to” regardless of who it’s for. it’s a nothingburger.

 

[Lentil Soup]

BlueSky is running a victory lap.

We can't accept chromosomal tests but we should accept emails that don't even mention Rowling by name and were clearly sent between PAs.


Universal Orlando fields approximately 15-20 million guests per year, many going just for Harry Potter land, so by this logic we should assume that they're all pedos. It's like they think she personally went to her best buddy's island, grabbed a hunting rifle, and lined up to play The Most Dangerous Game with the trans kids.



Slightly off topic, I wonder how long Neil Gaiman has been waiting for a distraction like this for his return to social media.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

It’s like Hitler must have written a letter mentioning Churchill and Roosevelt at some point, so by the logic of these Troons both were clearly instrumental in the Holocaust.

Don't get them started. Whenever these idiots find out that Gandhi wrote a letter to Hitler to urge him to prevent a continuation of the World War franchise, addressing him as "friend" (because he's Gandhi), they immediately went into a frenzy about how this proves that Gandhi was a secret Nazi. They literally cannot understand that if you want people to come over to your way of thinking, you probably shouldn't immediately put them on the defensive.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

They’re just going to run with this Epstein thing until everyone believes it, just like they told everyone her mild ass “my thoughts on gender” letter was some manifesto about killing troons until they all believed it.

I think, and hope, that this is going to push JK to send her legal team after these freaks and BlueSky. The transphobia nonsense doesn't do much to her but running with nonsense involving pedophile claims is very damaging to someone who makes her living from a brand targetted to children.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Deranged comedy black hole Sooz Kempner has now locked her account but her idiot friend Himdia Willoughby(*) helpfully screenshotted her bullshit first. Thank Jonno!


(*) I don't know if they are friends - they are both twitter gobshites however.

EDIT: she is locked up on Twitter but ranting on Bluesky - my bad.

TRAs have all gone completely bonkers on this, they are so sure this time, this time they're gonna get her! There's emails to Epstein signed J! J! Like Joanne! It's got to be her, it simply must. What are the odds someone else has a name starting with J?

 

[ChonkyNeko]

A tranny with an anime avatar put together this graphic which ”proves" that Rowling was friends with Epstein.
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”Jx" from the e-mails doesn't even have the same writing style as Rowling.

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Breaking news: trannies caught projecting (again)

My crackhead theory is the trannies only did this because Draco Malfoy recently became a noble and honorable mascot for the Chinese New Year and anything involving Rowling triggers the fuck out of this troon no matter where it is.