🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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ratnoid said:
I wonder if his tooth wobbling is the result of his morbid dental care and not him getting punched.
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Those teeth look like they were seasoned with turmeric and regret.
I CAN believe its not butter because its definitely corn
A smile so yellow it comes with a Best Before date
That grin smells like movie theater carpet
When your enamel identifies as maize
If he sneezes, popcorn pops
That smile smells like bilge water and bad decisions
Bro's mouth looks like a corn silo after a flood
I've seen rotting jackolanterns with better enamel
Those chompers look like they were soaked in Mountain Dew and stored in a damp cave
That grin has its own ecosystem
If cultivating plaque were a religion those teeth would be the holy land
Those teeth look like theyve been chewed by rats and returned
Thats not tartar buildup, thats a reef formation
Those teeth are the reason scurvy was invented
That mouth looks like it whispers 'no refunds'
If he bites you you will need a tetanus shot and antibiotics
Those arent the gold teeth that make for a good pirate costume
Those teeth look like they wipe back to front
You dont need a dentist you need a hazmat team and a priest
If he exhales near people they start looking up on how to file a restraining order
Those teeth look like they squeak when Tard chews
If he bit into an apple his teeth would stay in it like loose gravel in caramel
That grin has texture
That mouth smells like forgotten dental appointments and old socks
 
mickrussom said:
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Those teeth look like they were seasoned with turmeric and regret.
I CAN believe its not butter because its definitely corn
A smile so yellow it comes with a Best Before date
That grin smells like movie theater carpet
When your enamel identifies as maize
If he sneezes, popcorn pops
That smile smells like bilge water and bad decisions
Bro's mouth looks like a corn silo after a flood
I've seen rotting jackolanterns with better enamel
Those chompers look like they were soaked in Mountain Dew and stored in a damp cave
That grin has its own ecosystem
If cultivating plaque were a religion those teeth would be the holy land
Those teeth look like theyve been chewed by rats and returned
Thats not tartar buildup, thats a reef formation
Those teeth are the reason scurvy was invented
That mouth looks like it whispers 'no refunds'
If he bites you you will need a tetanus shot and antibiotics
Those arent the gold teeth that make for a good pirate costume
Those teeth look like they wipe back to front
You dont need a dentist you need a hazmat team and a priest
If he exhales near people they start looking up on how to file a restraining order
Those teeth look like they squeak when Tard chews
If he bit into an apple his teeth would stay in it like loose gravel in caramel
That grin has texture
That mouth smells like forgotten dental appointments and old socks
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You could filter yerba mate through these teeth like a bombilla
 
I don't know guys, I'm starting to lean toward Nikki being the one to pummel Tarl's face. If I was forced to live with Tarl and didn't think to just... not live with Tarl... I probably would have punched him too by now. I still can't rule out Sam because she's a known puncher (of babies) and is extra squirrely. You know what? The rampant speculation is worth the price of admission, everybody loves a good mystery.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I'm starting to lean toward Nikki being the one to pummel Tarl's face
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He was waking her up while she was trying to catch up on sleep the other day, and talking loudly, and talking to the cats, and despite her wanted to go back to sleep Tard was assholically trying to keep her awake.
It is possible Tard was trying to take a minor 'fuck you for waking me up' situation and turning it into a shitshow to get rid of her because she had a good rapport with Pam and Ed and Tard has to have the illusion of total control.
Tard, if he chases The Nikkster out of the house, now has no way to get booze, cigs, food, clamato juice or a ride anywhere including his court date.
 
It's a shame Laylithe isn't here either way. I had to get into a shed for some files, and I finally found the Scarface game. I honestly thought it was lost in the move.
 
deleuzeon said:
I wonder, if someone has a restraining order on you, but they punch you in the face, can you still press charges against them, given you shouldn't even be in range?
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Probably, but I get the feeling that explaining to a judge that the woman you've been charged with domestically abusing and who you're not allowed to be within 500 feet of punched you in the face for no reason might be a tough sell.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I don't know guys, I'm starting to lean toward Nikki being the one to pummel Tarl's face. If I was forced to live with Tarl and didn't think to just... not live with Tarl... I probably would have punched him too by now. I still can't rule out Sam because she's a known puncher (of babies) and is extra squirrely. You know what? The rampant speculation is worth the price of admission, everybody loves a good mystery.
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Also, what s left to lose arrived at this point? She was on the way out already. One last shot before going out with the bang. This would have been the best way to conclude their entire deal.
 
man_made_of_meat said:
Also, what s left to lose arrived at this point? She was on the way out already. One last shot before going out with the bang. This would have been the best way to conclude their entire deal.
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Tard is the BPD woman here - Im betting he knew she was trying to move out, and wanted to flip the script so he probably does some super annoying shit to get her to react and then goes into full victim mode.
Tard only wants pity and to be a victim.
He is one of the lowest forms of "life" on the planet, pond scum. Everything about him is disordered.
 
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