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YuuriVoice's gunt said:
Do you think YuuriVoice is a pooner or not?
Some people said he might be one.
Behavior is very pooner-like
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I don't know who that is, but based on the photos provided I really can't tell because they've donned the cloak of androgeny(they're fat).
 
GenderCop said:
All the recent SCOTUS hearings were about men on women's teams, its just understood that trans men (girls) too terrifed and weak to try out for the male teams.

If they did this as often as the trans women do, they could prove their manhood easily. Especially after they start beating the men!
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The first, last, and only reference you will ever need for how insanely delusional pooners are is this report about Spain's first 'transgender soccer team'. This is a team of all 'trans boys' (women).

The article really, really buried the lede. You need to go to the last paragraph to find out about their performance against actual men:

Fenix’s first game of the season on Sept. 21 ended with a 19-0 defeat. But for its fans and players, trans men having the right to play their favorite sport on equal terms is far more important than the score.
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I believe at 10-nil somebody is obliged to say 'somebody stop the bleeding'.

A 19-nil defeat is worse than the 7-nil drubbings that professional women's soccer teams suffer at the hands of 14 and 15 year old high school boys. The professional women's soccer teams are playing against children, granted, but they're not taking performance-enhancing drugs like the Fenix players.
 
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YuuriVoice's gunt said:
Do you think YuuriVoice is a pooner or not?
Some people said he might be one.
Behavior is very pooner-like
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I have a hard time believing that women would be comfortable with a natal man who looked like that. I am a 6’2” man and yet I would keep an eye on a man who looked like this in case he had a knife.
Unless they were giving off some mysteriously feminine energy because they were actually a shy woman who had to take testosterone in order to give her the confidence and energy to interact with people.
 
Youtube algo blessed me with a video of a manly lil dood recording herself having a heckin' manly male cry in her car over some trivial bullshit.


TL;DW: Pooner is attempting to switch jobs because the people at her current workplace found out she's trans and now they "feel differently" about her. She, for whatever reason, decides to call her prospective new boss and tell her (a highly religious woman) that she's trans and hopes that her transition doesn't go against her religious beliefs. The woman responds fortrightly that yes, it does, but that she's willing to give the pooner a chance. Pooner immediately hangs up and calls her mother instead to whinge about how life is just so unfair!!!

Some key quotes:
"I didn't choose to be trans! I didn't wake up one day and decide 'yeah I think I wanna get discriminated against for the rest of my life.'"
"I keep losing jobs because of this!"
"The job I had before the one I have right now, I got misgendered every. fucking. day!"
"I've known who I was since I was 11."
Also compares being trans to being disabled/black/gay.

Highly recommend giving the video a watch on 1.75x speed or something, because it's both hilarious and infuriating. She hasn't suffered any form of mistreatment, she's literally just mad that people don't see her as indistinguishable from a biological male. At one point she starts seething about how everyone in her Narcotics Anonymous group knows she's trans but still refer to her by her preferred name/pronouns to make her feel more comfortable. You can't appease these psychos. They want to control every little thought in your head.
 
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healing rain said:
Youtube algo blessed me with a video of a manly lil dood recording herself having a heckin' manly male cry in her car over some trivial bullshit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g07q92uuSKE
TL;DW: Pooner is attempting to switch jobs because the people at her current workplace found out she's trans and now they "feel differently" about her. She, for whatever reason, decides to call her prospective new boss and tell her (a highly religious woman) that she's trans and hopes that her transition doesn't go against her religious beliefs. The woman responds fortrightly that yes, it does, but that she's willing to give the pooner a chance. Pooner immediately hangs up and calls her mother instead to whinge about how life is just so unfair!!!

Some key quotes:
"I didn't choose to be trans! I didn't wake up one day and decide 'yeah I think I wanna get discriminated against for the rest of my life.'"
"I keep losing jobs because of this!"
"The job I had before the one I have right now, I got misgendered every. fucking. day!"
"I've known who I was since I was 11."
Also compares being trans to being disabled/black/gay.

Highly recommend giving the video a watch on 1.75x speed or something, because it's both hilarious and infuriating. She hasn't suffered any form of mistreatment, she's literally just mad that people don't see her as indistinguishable from a biological male. At one point she starts seething about how everyone in her Narcotics Anonymous group knows she's trans but still refer to her by her preferred name/pronouns to make her feel more comfortable. You can't appease these psychos. They want to control every little thought in your head.
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the comment section is hilarious. so many people hyping her up, telling her how well she passes. even though she's just a girl with a zoomer guy haircut, crying in a car telling a winding story with tons of little side notes. y'know, like a true and honest natal male. just as one comment noted "kings cry too".
 
Bozo Gnarly said:
the comment section is hilarious. so many people hyping her up, telling her how well she passes. even though she's just a girl with a zoomer guy haircut, crying in a car telling a winding story with tons of little side notes. y'know, like a true and honest natal male. just as one comment noted "kings cry too".
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My estimation of this pooner as a man just fucking plummeted.
 
KifflomKween said:
Are pooners largely clinically retarded? Troons, despite being autistic and/or sociopathic coomers for the most part, are actually "intelligent" (academically and professionally, at least) or at least cunning in an insidious, sociopathic way. Yeah sure many are unemployed wellfare whales, but it's not uncommon to find troons (and furfaggots) working in STEM as engineers and whatnot, or as community organizers/politicians (cult leaders). Either way, excluding the too-mentally-ill-to-function, troons tend to be quite resourceful and proactive, I mean just look at those guys who came up with a ranch and how persistent some troons are with trying to take down anyone they disagree with. Sure they always make fool of themselves and thrive on the idleness and naivete of the public, but you can't accuse them of being non-functional. Say what you want about TiMs but they know how to organize themselves.

But pooners are just so retarded in general, on top of being autistic. They are so mentally ill and dysfunctional they can't do anything other than complain on the internet and mutilate themselves. They can't even organize themselves, they either just prop each other up "yasss bro dude you look so manly man!" or have catfights which is the most typically female way they could possibly behave.

What I mean is, I've seen some pretty clever troons, but I've never seen a pooner of even average intelligence. They are about as sociopathic and mentally ill as troons but don't have even a fraction of the braincells to actually achieve anything.
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Imo this statement is completely unsupported by anything. Troons are not smarter or more cunning than pooners, a lot of them are preds or creeps or they have a crossdressing fetish which makes them think trooning out is a logical way to satisfy themselves sexually. They can be manipulative when trying to lure someone in like anybody else, but being manipulative does not take that much brains as you might think.

Pooners also can be fujoshis or fetishists, but I think a lot of them troon out to avoid societal pressure in their conservative families or cope with sexual abuse they've experienced. These uncomfortable family dynamics and trauma cause them to be dysfunctional, not the troonness itself. I pulled this from trans confessions in which a conservative authoritative family dynamic and history of SA is most commonly described by pooner OPs themselves.

I feel like it is very unfair to assume pooners are dumber or more dysfunctional than troons purely because of their sex when there are more societal things at play. It sounds like we've come full circle: from making fun of troons for being misogynistic and treating womanhood as a costume to attaching old woman hating stereotypes to TIFs. Being overly emotional, dysfunctional, needing someone to take care of her, being gullible, the list goes on. I'd say the same for troons, but unfortunately I'd be going against actual statistics about troon sex offenders, so all I can really say to make this equal is that not all of them are preds, some are plainly retarded.

We hate troons for enforcing gender stereotypes, but we enforce them ourselves when making fun of their lunacy.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
How is it rebelling against societal norms when all the other weird girls at school are doing it too at the same time?
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"Oy vey gorrl you seem quite autistic and dont wear orangische makeup and lippenfiller like all die normal gorrs at schule... Won't you mind if I flay your hand and make you a fickingstickel out of it?"
 
YuuriVoice's gunt said:
How is trooning out is gonna help doods with pressure from conservative families? I think it's gonna do exact opposite
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It doesn’t but those families usually have fathers who dig a little too deeply into the first born son bs and mothers who force femininity so naturally being the son seems like a much better brake than going from debutante to baby maker.

The thing about mtfs being smarter is due to their visibility in the nerdy tech world, I’m pretty sure that statement was true 15 years ago but since ftms are mainstream, who knows. I will say that ftms tend to be stupid by underestimating how weak they are and running their mouths in ways that would get them shot if they actually passed, atleast as far as the ones I met go. They definitely aren’t literate enough to be Reddit users, if you can believe that people like that still exist
 
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  1. When is The Pissed On Lezbo going to credit the Farms for curing her gender identity disorder? (c'mon her vocabulary now is straight outta Beauty Parlour)
  2. When is Science going to study this increasingly effective medicine?
 
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