DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fridge Raider]

We had a glimpse of that (not the incident) when he left the camerta on and lounged on the couch, putting an arm over his head looking somewhat bored

Probably overwhelmed with all the brilliant and unique thoughts he has. He thinks about bills and... Jasper... Food, he thinks about food, about how video games are bad now because they don't let him win, he has to decide what Twitter Takes he's gonna regurgitate on the next stream. That lightbulb head is glowin HOT with the friction of rubbing those two braincells together as hard as he can.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

How Phil wants you to think he spends his day awff:



How he's actually spending it:

 

[Fridge Raider]

How Phil wants you to think he spends his day awff:

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How he's actually spending it:

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I'm not sure what he actually has going today but there is no chance he took the days off just for Khet. This is the man that told Panda's doctors to give her a pill and let her sit on the curb, and he hasn't changed since. Not for the better, anyway. Probably something related to his declining health if I had to guess, or Khet moving stuff out of the snort fort.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Speculation: that week he disappeared, something health related happened, and now he has to take meds to manage his sickness, resulting in him slowly losing weight.

The only reason I don't think it was Khet leaving is because he hasn't really leaked anything about her being gone. He did say "where she lives" instead of "where she works" that one time but I honestly think he could've just misspoke. However Khet leaving does explain fixing the toilets and the workout arc. I'm not sure. Still, it would be very much in character for him to get news that he needs to be healthier and change overnight into a fitness expert, all while continuing to make at best marginal improvement in his diet/exercise.

Yeah. Could be. The guy has been eternally booty bothered because he revealed his acidic blood crystal disease and everyone took the piss out of him for it. If he ends up getting Diabeetus or whatever the fuck and telling the Internet he knows he'll be made fun of for it. Same applies to Khet leaving. He told us when Leanna left (a little bit after she left but it wasn't hard to figure out) and trolls made videos on it. The last thing he wants is another El CrimsonKing style video.

As for him working out. There is literally a post on the previous page of his oddly shaped tit. If I sent that to my local Jeet scammer he would drool and ask for more. If he's doing anything it has nothing to do with his core, legs, nor chest. At best its a couple dumbbell curls and at least it's medically related. Personally I want to believe its a tapeworm thats spawned as a result of his greed and gluttony.

E: someone mentioned Acerthorn and the thought of Phil Snorting, swaying, and drinking instead of Gobbling, pacing, and scarfing down hotdogs feels me with mirth.

 

[SpiritofHogan]

When Phil started his second run on Elden Ring, I asked him why he doesn't play with his viewers anymore. He sat there and proceeded to say I was stupid for suggesting it because then the detractors and trolls would make fun of him and say his run wasn't legitimate just like his Dark Souls 2 run.
I just don't understand why someone would value the opinion of trolls and people who hate him over his own viewers. There were dozens of people immediately jumping in talking about how fun it would be to play with DSP in Elden Ring, many of them with Subscription badges who legitimately pay Phil money to sit in his chat with a lil crown. He tries to hide it but he cares more about what people like Snort Hogan or Doody Streams think about him than his own legitimate fans.
Honestly it's pretty pathetic and not really shocking why he's never happy, or surprising why he gets no views on his dying channel.

 

[Fridge Raider]

If he's doing anything it has nothing to do with his core, legs, nor chest.

He is almost certainly is falling into the beginner trap of working the front more than the back because you can see it, which isn't gonna help his already fucked posture. My theory is that he does curls and that's it. Losing weight requires doing cardio which he's admitted that he doesn't do. He can't see his back, chat can't see his back, so why bother working it? Same with literally everything except for his biceps, maybe triceps but I think he's dumb enough to think that biceps are all that matters. Couple sets of curls once a week, get to flex for da twolls, that's all he cares about.

Spoiler: The posture of a confident and definitely straight man

If I sent that to my local Jeet scammer he would drool and ask for more.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Did ya'll see Jersh scam the people who paid to see the Rekeita Body Cam footage? erverlord took the DSP-Pill.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

my theory is that The Guy Who Jacked Off On Stream That One Time is so paranoid about something happening that he double, triple, quadruple checks everything

Phil told me it's other streamers who are fake and need to check themselves. When you're a real and authentic italian you don't need to babysit your retard meter like you do youtoob uploads doo..

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Did ya'll see Jersh scam the people who paid to see the Rekeita Body Cam footage? erverlord took the DSP-Pill.

the site also has goals... really makes you think

 

[PetiteDragon43]

the site also has goals... really makes you think

And by the way CLOD agrees with me.

 

[morel style individual]

I just don't understand why someone would value the opinion of trolls and people who hate him over his own viewers.

Phil hates his viewers, arguably more than any detractor does. Part of the reason is that he knows that his genuine fans are all physically and/or mentally handicapped, and he resents them for that because it makes him look like the kind of streamer whose content can only be enjoyed by mentally handicapped people.

Becoming a dent is also a self-selection process. "Normal" people do not become fans (or stay fans) of a content creator who resents and devalues them.

He hates his fans because he's DarkSydePhil. His fans don't mind or don't notice it because they are DarkSydePhil fans. That's how the machine keeps running.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil hates his viewers, arguably more than any detractor does. Part of the reason is that he knows that his genuine fans are all physically and/or mentally handicapped, and he resents them for that because it makes him look like the kind of streamer whose content can only be enjoyed by mentally handicapped people.

Becoming a dent is also a self-selection process. "Normal" people do not become fans (or stay fans) of a content creator who resents and devalues them.

He hates his fans because he's DarkSydePhil. His fans don't mind or don't notice it because they are DarkSydePhil fans. That's how the machine keeps running.

I often sit at my local 3rd rate strip club and see the scowl on the pregnant older stripper's face, and her jowels look the same as Phil when she lectures the local sandwich shop owner that she is no longer accepting $1 notes or reading detractor messages scrawled on anything less than a crisp $20 bill.

Nigger.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I often sit at my local 3rd rate strip club and see the scowl on the pregnant older stripper's face, and her jowels look the same as Phil when she lectures the local sandwich shop owner that she is no longer accepting $1 notes or reading detractor messages scrawled on anything less than a crisp $20 bill.

Nigger.

0/10 didn't type penultimate

 

[Iron Hamster]

How Phil wants you to think he spends his day awff:

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How he's actually spending it:

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Proportions are all wrong here. Khet is far more round than Phail and he isn't that big.

 

[Zyklon C]

Watching today's TBS lorestream on #DSPositive reminded me just how much of a Moebius Strip existence Phail has had for decades now. No matter how circuitous the route, over time you see the pattern and know he's going to end up at the exact same spot again.

Or perhaps a better metaphor would be Suetonius' wheel of history view of human existence -- that the world's wheel moved slower at times, faster at others, but it always covered the same ground over and over.

DSP often loops during his extended mah-nologs but his entire life is a wheel. He starts in one spot, says he's doing horrible, does his usual thing, eventually earns criticism, calls out the critics, declares he's trying to change, declares he's changed, says he's doing better than ever, circles back to the beginning again.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Becoming a dent is also a self-selection process. "Normal" people do not become fans (or stay fans) of a content creator who resents and devalues them.

He hates his fans because he's DarkSydePhil. His fans don't mind or don't notice it because they are DarkSydePhil fans. That's how the machine keeps running.

All of that could be avoided if he cared enough to be somewhat nice to his fans.

But as said above everything is a cycle with Phil, and despite what he'll say he refuses to change

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Watching today's TBS lorestream on #DSPositive reminded me just how much of a Moebius Strip existence Phail has had for decades now. No matter how circuitous the route, over time you see the pattern and know he's going to end up at the exact same spot again.

Or perhaps a better metaphor would be Suetonius' wheel of history view of human existence -- that the world's wheel moved slower at times, faster at others, but it always covered the same ground over and over.

DSP often loops during his extended mah-nologs but his entire life is a wheel. He starts in one spot, says he's doing horrible, does his usual thing, eventually earns criticism, calls out the critics, declares he's trying to change, declares he's changed, says he's doing better than ever, circles back to the beginning again.

Yep.

Think of this shit like driving in a tunnel, but there is no light at the end because the tunnel is a roundabout. It's enough to make you scream.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Watching today's TBS lorestream on #DSPositive reminded me just how much of a Moebius Strip existence Phail has had for decades now. No matter how circuitous the route, over time you see the pattern and know he's going to end up at the exact same spot again.

I started following DSP during his bankruptcy, so I'm not always well versed in the lore prior to that. I never knew he had gone on someone else's podcast in 2013 to address all his controversies until ALT and Meerkat talked about it today.

Phail's been complaining the internet doesn't give him a fair shake for over a decade at this point; meanwhile, he's been on at least five other channels to whine about how everything isn't his fault and his detractors are to blame for everything. Yet, every attempt leads to the same conclusion: people think Phil's a liar and a scammer.

He keeps trying the same thing and expecting different results each time. No wonder DSP is losing his mind. Phil can't help his looping, so it's only a matter of time before he gets a big brained idea to go on another podcast to change the narrative around his floundering channel. It's only a question of which unlucky podcaster will get their DMs flooded this time.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Sadly, I’ve been thinking about the snort sacs’ massive growth recently, especially Roger SS.

Questions:
1) Would a lymphatic drainage specialist be able to tackle these massive specimens?
2) Should Phil make lymphatic intervention funding a recurring revenue target?

 

[M0L0K]

Watching today's TBS lorestream on #DSPositive reminded me just how much of a Moebius Strip existence Phail has had for decades now. No matter how circuitous the route, over time you see the pattern and know he's going to end up at the exact same spot again.

Or perhaps a better metaphor would be Suetonius' wheel of history view of human existence -- that the world's wheel moved slower at times, faster at others, but it always covered the same ground over and over.

DSP often loops during his extended mah-nologs but his entire life is a wheel. He starts in one spot, says he's doing horrible, does his usual thing, eventually earns criticism, calls out the critics, declares he's trying to change, declares he's changed, says he's doing better than ever, circles back to the beginning again.

I came to a similar conclusion today after listening to that podcast, but it definitely seems like the wheel is spinning faster over the past year or so.