DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Weekly Money breakdown, along with breakdown of Support during the streams of the most disappointing games and best games of 2025.
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Elite Kipchak said:
iirc he only started when sf6 came out and had no issue learning phil's pattern and kicking his teeth in.
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Yeah, Street Fighter 6 is the first fighting game he's ever played, it's why he can often lose to Phail unlike Raw who just dominates Phail every time. Still, the fact that a former fighting game pro with 20+ years of experience and an esteemed 4th place finish has more losses than wins to a guy who, back when he first fought against Phail, only had 3 months of experience speaks volumes.
 
Over $5000 for Pokemon A-Z streams. God damn. It goes both ways that it doesn't matter what Phil plays or if it's a good game.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Over $5000 for Pokemon A-Z streams. God damn. It goes both ways that it doesn't matter what Phil plays or if it's a good game.
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I think that's part of the endless fascination some of us have with the PP Burnell Show and the carnival freakshow of retards that keep it funded for years and years - decades, now, is the timeframe we're reaching. It's just so hard to understand the mind of these truly exceptional individuals. Would any of us have guessed in a million years that his Pokemon A-Z or Z-A or whatever the fuck streams would have turned into such a constant flow of SSI buxx? Let alone for something as laughably stupid as paying 20 actual, real US dahllars to name fucking Pokemon?

Meanwhile, things that you'd think might actually be they key to success for him turn out to be complete flops.

Even after observing for years the dents continue to astound us almost as much as their pigroach cult leader does. You can almost empathize with the frustration he vents sometimes on the """podcast""" about how he struggles to understand what his audience wants. Yeah, well... have you taken a good look at who that audience is made up of lately, Phil?

(Probably not - and who wouldn't try to live in ignorance of something that depressing?)
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Yeah, Street Fighter 6 is the first fighting game he's ever played, it's why he can often lose to Phail unlike Raw who just dominates Phail every time. Still, the fact that a former fighting game pro with 20+ years of experience and an esteemed 4th place finish has more losses than wins to a guy who, back when he first fought against Phail, only had 3 months of experience speaks volumes.
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Remember the SF 6 Beta when ChrisG, a FGC Pro, encountered Phil and wiped the floor with him 13-0? I think ChrisG never even lost a round. And ChrisG at one point blatantly asks "Does this guy even know Street fighter?" Like my guy, someone who claims to be good gets dismissed as a noob (or mouthdrooling buttonmasher and the button mashing has become more loud thanks to his new mic). If Raw really wants to mindfuck Phil he would try to beat him with Blanka and Lilly but Raw also said that he isn't very good with those characters
 
When you play street fighter you understand how terrible phil is . Plain pattern player , always doing the same terrible combo , never adapt to the opponent , only parry as an anti air .
You legit win against him by doing empty jump into throws .
 
Sampi said:
When you play street fighter you understand how terrible phil is . Plain pattern player , always doing the same terrible combo , never adapt to the opponent , only parry as an anti air .
You legit win against him by doing empty jump into throws .
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I remember back in the day you could always tell which Cammy was PoP because he would always try to see how long he can keep the empty jump into throw loop going. I remember one time he threw Phail SIX TIMES in a row in the corner.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Would any of us have guessed in a million years that his Pokemon A-Z or Z-A or whatever the fuck streams would have turned into such a constant flow of SSI buxx?
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Looking back it was kind of predictable given how his audience is composed essentially of manchilds, furries, parasocial weirdos and mentally handicaped people.

Pokemon has always been a magnet for that kind of demography. I suspect Phil will in the future lean more on those autist magnet games.

I admit though I wasn't expecting it to be THAT lucrative, if you look at his other pokemon streams they only did good at the start, this one it was constant. Maybe it has to do with the playthrough being in the middle of the asmongold saga, or maybe it has to do with a very dedicated whale.
 
Sampi said:
When you play street fighter you understand how terrible phil is . Plain pattern player , always doing the same terrible combo , never adapt to the opponent , only parry as an anti air.
You legit win against him by doing empty jump into throws .
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In a strange way his FPS gameplay taught me just how deluded he is with fighting games. He'll deny his abysmal aim and ham hands in CoD when the replay is right there in front of him.

I don't know as much about Street Fighter, so its a reference point for how much he blatantly lies about his inputs.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
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The absolute state of this man.
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IDK if that shirt is too big for him that it lays funny on his chest or his bitch tits are getting smaller from this angle... I can see DSP think that his special "long forearms" have him buying a size too big for his torso as Ozempic runs its course through him instead of getting a tailored shirt for his professional job.

I for one would love a mid-season arc of DSP tries it: at home tailored clothes using his webcam to approximate measurements that are sent to some child labor in SE Asia to craft the finest attire for DSP to proudly display. It would make the vests look tame by comparison to the potential gold dust.
 
Speculation: that week he disappeared, something health related happened, and now he has to take meds to manage his sickness, resulting in him slowly losing weight.

You know why i think this? Because we still don't know what happened that week.
This is Phil Burnell we are talking about, he would have spilled the beans by now if it wasn't something really embarassing, the guy sucks at keeping secrets.

I have a feeling he will never talk about it because he's terrified of being made fun of, i guess this is why we are in the Health/Fitness Arc, because he wants to cope about him having diabetes/liver failure or some shit.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
This is Phil Burnell we are talking about, he would have spilled the beans by now if it wasn't something really embarassing, the guy sucks at keeping secrets.
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The only reason I don't think it was Khet leaving is because he hasn't really leaked anything about her being gone. He did say "where she lives" instead of "where she works" that one time but I honestly think he could've just misspoke. However Khet leaving does explain fixing the toilets and the workout arc. I'm not sure. Still, it would be very much in character for him to get news that he needs to be healthier and change overnight into a fitness expert, all while continuing to make at best marginal improvement in his diet/exercise.

I don't think there's any doubt he's working out at least a little. Less now that it's winter and he can't show off his GUHNS as much (and because committing to things that take works isn't really his thing) but he at least was at one point working out. The question is why, when he's been perfectly content being a fat sack of shit his entire life. This is the guy that won't lift a finger unless he's getting something out of it.
 
i have a dream that one day this fag will forget to turn off the stream in the gin haze and provide us with a glorious window into what the real phil is like, just like acerthorn once did. weve seen him slipping in the far past but nothing recent and nothing where he isnt playing up his chill style approach to streaming content. i want to see how miserable and alien he really is when he thinks the camera isnt on
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Speculation: that week he disappeared, something health related happened, and now he has to take meds to manage his sickness, resulting in him slowly losing weight.
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Maybe, but it was expected as Phil was near bawling in tears the week before and talked about losing people. I still put odds on it being Kat related, but could be himself if its something embarrassing like gout again.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Speculation: that week he disappeared, something health related happened, and now he has to take meds to manage his sickness, resulting in him slowly losing weight.

You know why i think this? Because we still don't know what happened that week.
This is Phil Burnell we are talking about, he would have spilled the beans by now if it wasn't something really embarassing, the guy sucks at keeping secrets.

I have a feeling he will never talk about it because he's terrified of being made fun of, i guess this is why we are in the Health/Fitness Arc, because he wants to cope about him having diabetes/liver failure or some shit.
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Phil has drank alcohol and ate a bunch of fast food slop on stream since missing that week so I doubt he had a serious health scare himself. He really couldn't drink alcohol if it was something like diabetes or liver failure. The fitness arc is easily explained by his desperation for attention from LTG, he just wants to look good for LTG. That week was likely something to do with kat or his parents.
 
Lapsus of the bepsus said:
i have a dream that one day this fag will forget to turn off the stream in the gin haze and provide us with a glorious window into what the real phil is like, just like acerthorn once did. weve seen him slipping in the far past but nothing recent and nothing where he isnt playing up his chill style approach to streaming content. i want to see how miserable and alien he really is when he thinks the camera isnt on
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my theory is that The Guy Who Jacked Off On Stream That One Time is so paranoid about something happening that he double, triple, quadruple checks everything to make sure he doesn't do it again. to the point that it is probably an OCD tick and has to check the camera 10 times before doing anything at all. he'll still probably fuck up one day though.
 
Elite Kipchak said:
my theory is that The Guy Who Jacked Off On Stream That One Time is so paranoid about something happening that he double, triple, quadruple checks everything to make sure he doesn't do it again. to the point that it is probably an OCD tick and has to check the camera 10 times before doing anything at all. he'll still probably fuck up one day though.
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I think to the extent that Phil cares about anything in life he cares about checking multiple times that he's not going to make an error like May 1st, but even so we've caught him not muting his mic on break and he didn't leave the room when he was "going to talk to Khet". However, he drinks to blackout basically every night so...
 
Lapsus of the bepsus said:
i have a dream that one day this fag will forget to turn off the stream in the gin haze and provide us with a glorious window into what the real phil is like, just like acerthorn once did. weve seen him slipping in the far past but nothing recent and nothing where he isnt playing up his chill style approach to streaming content. i want to see how miserable and alien he really is when he thinks the camera isnt on
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We had a glimpse of that (not the incident) when he left the camerta on and lounged on the couch, putting an arm over his head looking somewhat bored
 
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