📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

We are men. Human beings above all else.

I hate pooners so much it's unreal.

 

[Caesar]

Can't just say "someone else" or "another woman," he has to refer to her as a "lesbian."

Cos she's an accessory and a sex play thing to him not a fully formed person

 

[stupid frog]

Which is ironic, given that he's living proof she's actually a bisexual.

pansexual, chud

 

[Athena Loves Kiwis]

This, but with trannies:

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[Sean Andalou]

No he does not mean his dick. That was my first thought seeing the headline.
Silly me.


Reddit -- Archive
That's over an inch. How does that work? It can happen as a symptom of old age.

that's just all I got to say, I'm now 3 centimeters shorter twt, I'm shorter than my girlfriend now twt

Top comment.

Congrats but also F. You
I wish I could be under 6 feet T_T

Not an isolated phenomenon.

I lost an inch and a half and am now shorter than my mother.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Gee billy, your mum let's you have two grimy bathroom pics?


Ran out of censorbar for his beard and his bear paws

 

[wide hide]

That's over an inch. How does that work?

slouch worse than ever either w intentional awareness or bc of subconscious coomer shame, knock knees together in a pigeon-toed shuffle like a real uwu anime girl, tuck that chin to hide the stubble, and most important, never measure accurately or stand next to a real woman for comparison.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

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Magnificent!

There really was a tranny version of my meme all along!

It reeeeeaaaaaaally ticks them off that while they can forbid or compel actions and speech, they cannot rule our minds, and is therefore not at all surprising that they want to create genuine Thought Police.

"Winston had won the war against himself. He loved girl cock".

 

[General Zoider]

im waiting for that bathtub to break because they kept standing on the edge like a fucking animal.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

This, but with trannies:

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It's not even saying it in my head at this point. It's like constant background noise every time one is within my field of vision.

 

[Gondolindrim]

pansexual, chud

I love that word, pansexual. It doesn't mean anything because humans are still binary. It's just another way of virtue signalling that you'll fuck anything with a pulse, wokely.

 

[Wallace]

On one level, really facing facts.
Nevertheless absolutely committed to going forward to misery and futility.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1678d49/i_wish_i_could_just_fastforward_to_the_end_of_my/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WZcDW

I will check back later to see if anyone comments.

Let's see how this guy is doing.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Let's see how this guy is doing.

Wow. From three years ago.
But not late because there really is new information. I am impressed.

... I'm obesitymaxxing my way into not putting up with dysphoria for a long time. ...

He sure has a way with words.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Let's see how this guy is doing.

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>5'6" male
>280lbs
>on ozempic
>but copes with food
>tranny
>but has very obvious male features
>cannot even look at self in mirror
>uses the word rot to describe lifestyle

This is the kind of shit that makes me doubt the existence of god. Imagine being that cursed in one package. It's like a prison sentence but for the entirety of his existence so he cannot know anything outside of it. Honestly just 41% bro it's so over for you.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

>5'6" male
>280lbs
>on ozempic
>but copes with food
>tranny
>but has very obvious male features
>cannot even look at self in mirror
>uses the word rot to describe lifestyle

This is the kind of shit that makes me doubt the existence of god. Imagine being that cursed in one package. It's like a prison sentence but for the entirety of his existence so he cannot know anything outside of it. Honestly just 41% bro it's so over for you.

He chose that life, God had nothing to do with it

 

[Jhonson the Two]

No he does not mean his dick. That was my first thought seeing the headline.
Silly me.

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Reddit -- Archive
That's over an inch. How does that work? It can happen as a symptom of old age.

Top comment.

Not an isolated phenomenon.

I guess when you get the eunuque's hunchback you loose some centimeters. Plus what @wide hide said.

Spoiler: Simple physics

 

[Yuar Monica]

Long time lurker, but time to pay thread tax. Meant to post this earlier, but I just lul every time I see it and forget to post.


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Spoiler: The prestige:

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[Dr. Butt]

the guy in this picture.

I think his name's John.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

He chose that life, God had nothing to do with it

I was raised Calvinist

 

[AskMeAnything]

My theory is that a lot of these leftist activist women are sociopaths without the upper body strength to put their plans into action,

I'm a tall, fairly strong and confident guy but there's millions of men around the world who could easily kick my ass, because they're bigger, stronger, martial artists or ex military or whatever. These TIFs have no idea what being a man and understanding your limits and accepting your place in the pecking order is actually all about. All TIFs are way down at the bottom somewhere.

the last time she "raced to come hold me" was probably when I was six and got a boo boo on my knee.

Is your knee all better now?

Let's see how this guy is doing.

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That title describes pretty much every guy on Plebbit.