💬 Off-Topic Philip's weaboo spanish - who uses Latinx?

[Ntwadumela]

He'd most likely get raped if he went to an actual Latino/Latin American neighborhood/country

 

[Keerakh]

He'd most likely get raped if he went to an actual Latino/Latin American neighborhood/country

Im pretty sure they have much higher standards than that.
Unless of course its a means to make him their bitch.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

♪Hola señorx
Please notice me
I use Google Translate
I'm a latinboo♪

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

The actual pronunciation would be more like EES-a-bel ROH-sa ah-RAU-hoh right?

Also apparently Araujo isn't even a Spanish name, it's Portuguese. I would not be shocked if Phil thought that Portugal was just a city in Spain.

I think Phil got Araujo from Gwen Araujo, a transgender teenager who was murdered by a couple guys who felt like she'd tricked them into thinking she was a woman so they'd have sex with her. It was a big news story in California for a while:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Gwen_Araujo

 

[Ruin]

He'd most likely get raped if he went to an actual Latino/Latin American neighborhood/country

Not a chance, even cholos have standards.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Im pretty sure they have much higher standards than that.
Unless of course its a means to make him their bitch.

I can guarantee that no hispanic/latino will want Philip as their bitch, let alone their employee.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd most likely get raped if he went to an actual Latino/Latin American neighborhood/country

I think they'd just murder him.

 

[Zeorus]

What Phil thinks Mexico is like

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What Phil thinks all of Latin America is like

FTFY

 

[Erubetie]

What Phil thinks he is like.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Even a "cultureless" Chicano knows more Spanish than Phil here.

 

[millais]

I never heard him speaking Spanish in the videos. The closest he's gotten is his various attempts at mimicking a stereotypical chola accent when speaking English.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Phil also likes to mix words from different Spanish dialects, and it makes him sound even dumber, like a guy trying to use English, but imitating how they use it in the deep South, mixed with New York and ebonics.

Proper Spanish is Castiliano anyway. Everything else is bastardized.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Can we at least give props to PERMANENT dedication to :autism: tatts. I mean your ALL IN at this point.

 

[TheScooper]

Proper Spanish is Castiliano anyway. Everything else is bastardized.

Your not wrong, the proper name of the language is not Spanish, it's Castilian I should know everybody from my home country of Colombia calls it Castilian, also geezus the way he writes and speaks it hurts my ears and eyes.

 

[Un Platano]

The tattoos on Philip's hand is supposed to say "I hate men" but in reality it says "I I hate men" the the proper way to word it is "Odio los hombres" the word "Odio" means "I hate" so there's no need for the "Yo"(I) and a simple google translate would've shown this as @SperglordDante pointed out.

Using the "yo" in this phrase is optional, but it's correct either way. Including it in such a simple statement sounds hamfisted and places emphasis on the wrong part of the sentence, but it's not incorrect. This is why you can't rely on Google translate to tell you everything.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I called it Hulk-like Spanish because Phil ignored prepositions and articles making it obvious he translated every word individually. I'm pretty sure he only got "odio" right by dumb luck. "hate" as a noun (odio) and simple present first person (yo odio) just happen to be the same.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is not Latino.

So he should not be attempting to speak in Spanish.

 

[fam]

Non-binary woman?

 

[TiggerNits]

Phil is not Latino.

So he should not be attempting to speak in Spanish.

I'm not Latin at all but I still know some because it makes it easier to tell the landscapper that he missed a spot or if he parks in the driveway again that I'm calling ICE