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sacramento89 said:
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I mean, that looks like a bruise to me. Bruises don't have to be purple welts that look like prunes. That looks like a bruise I'd expect a girl to have from rough trade fucking, if he's smacking her in the face. Now, because Tom's a soyboy sissy, he doesn't hit hard enough to leave purple prune bruising, but it's definitely something she'd have to cover up with makeup the next day.
@Klaatu, you're fat and have a fat face and are wrong.
 
sacramento89 said:
his family was nice and normal, but he was rude to his mom in like an edgy 15 year old boy way. told me he wouldn't do anything his parents asked because he has his own money now. katie heard him on the phone with his mom and said the same thing. not sure what went wrong because his family is super sweet and i enjoyed my time visiting with them.
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Kind of a bummer. I've never regarded Tom as a bridge-burner but in light of this it seems clearer now.

I remember tuning in to his stream channel (TomDarkLIVE) and although he is rational for the most part during stream, he seems to have a slight ego problem. He tends to have very out-of-touch takes on certain things like the current job market and overestimates your ability to succeed as a YouTuber. On top of this has a tough-guy act which characterizes a lot of influencers/gurus in his position.

That said, I honestly do miss the streams because the guy is funny and a well-spoken commentator. Maybe the time away from streaming got him to introspect a little bit? Who knows.
 
naffatune said:
very out-of-touch takes on certain things
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"It's okay if she cheats on me" now shines in a whole different light :story:

dick tha master said:
Another stream privated

Nah- he's too busy sucking up to Oompaville to notice these glupshittos. Btw original video that critisized Tom was privated. Nwm i was wrong.

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Edit: even gooners on lpsg mock his cheating stance
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Lupin The Turd said:
I feel it's worth clarifying that he doesn't advocate cheating. He was just downplaying how bad it is and trying to claim its a normal thing and 'part of being an adult' while half admitting he did it himself. But he wasn't telling his audience to start cheatmaxxing.
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Zab McMann said:
Arwen seems like the better fit, but since ages are varied for elves in fiction I have no idea if the character's a child or not. I know she's petite.
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It would be a good fit, but Arwen is around 3,000 years (give or take, maturity for them is at 50 to 100 years old) and as for Elves in Game of Thrones, Christ knows about that one.
Children of the Forest, maybe? Bit of a dodgy one to say fucking elves in GoT.

But as someone said, Daenerys Targaryen could fit the bill.
 
simplelogin-newsletter.au said:

What a lazy slob, and he didn't reference KF. Chud Logic is washed. He used to be well organized and well researched. Now he is enslaved by his audience and snakes like deorio or AidenUnderground, the debate cretin. Listen to how disappointed Chud was, he wanted the smoking gun so badly that he missed his grandpa's funeral. He is entertaining, but the credibility is long gone.

Kuihman is the new messiah, the golden standard. The sooner he replaces Chud, the better.
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Chud Logic is a Britfag, therefore cannot be Redeemed, much like the pajeets they tried to uplift during the expansion of their now defunct empire.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
There are also perineal lacerations as well, which are pretty common during rough, unlubricated, or inexperienced sex.

Almost all of the available links about perineal lacerations are about childbirth, so I'll just tell you what it is: it's a break in the skin on the taint between the vagina and anus. It's pretty easy to do by accident, and even easier to do in purpose. 3×/day + frequent bleeding says perineal laceration to me.
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also given that Tom looks like he doesn't practice good hygiene, (look at his pube beard) its likely he had crusty dirt and smegma that probably became sandpaper in his partners vaj
 
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This isn't wholly representative of his comments so far, but it is worth highlighting that there's already counter-narrative brewing that this is a nothing burger, because it's either actually not that bad or it's not good enough evidence. Lol. I wonder how many of these same losers hold that same incredulity for the subjects of Tom's poorly researched videos.
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The sweeping is fucking nuts and I don't get it. How many people's E-daddy was Tom? He's just a fucking dipshit zoomer.
 
Remember ladies, a dude can lie about his intentions with a relationship, hit you, fuck you rough enough you bleed, enjoy ‘night rape’, cheat on you, secretly record him fucking you, do all the above to the other women he’s cheating with, and it’s all your fault because… because… it just IS okay?!
 
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