💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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After Pat failed to answer the distraught pleas of Emily Bell, who got him on event panels at Worldcon and elsewhere when no one else would let him in the door, she hasn’t said a word since a concern-baiting post on Monday:

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Emily Bell thinks only whites qualify as people? I don’t agree, but she has a right to her own opinion. Pat will remain silent on this as he has on all of his “great friends” who ended up being convicted pedophiles.
 
Meriasek said:
Technicality Tomlinson chimes in: He didn't order a cheesesteak there, but had a different kind of sandwich, burger, or hotdog instead.
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Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Pat had lard fries with a small cup of grill grease. And yes he WILL enjoy quintuple bypass surgery, stalker.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
The very idea that Rick-all-eats has never consumed a cheesesteak is perhaps the biggest lie of all - how can it even be conceived?
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There's no lie so big that Patrick can't conceive of it. After all, he categorically denies the incident ever happened.
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Or... perhaps he's telling the truth. Maybe Patrick went hungry that night because his meal got away from him.
 
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There's no lie so big that Patrick can't conceive of it. After all, he categorically denies the incident ever happened.
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Or... perhaps he's telling the truth. Maybe Patrick went hungry that night because his meal got away from him.
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If he wasn't waiting outside of Chubby's Cheesesteaks as to be a mark on his phone for some pepperoni ingredients to assault him, then what was he waiting around for? Is there a Barnaby's Bears and Blowjobs next door that he was waiting to enter to get a quickie from a husky gay man and the cop was confused as to which establishment he was patronizing?
 
Meriasek said:
Guys, he never had a cheesesteak because he ate it. You can't have your cheesesteak and eat it, too. Fatrick as an educated oinker knows this.
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It would seem logical that Rick can never HAVE food because the very concept of time existing where Fatrick is not outside of any food in his vicinity is hard to imagine, but we DO have photographic evidence of his gluttony only being restrained by his homosexual pride demanding photographs for claps online.

He claims he has never been to Chubby's, but also chased the thieves for blocks and blocks. He's just an idiot liar - the technicality tomlinson may have existed at a time, but now it's just cope for a lying liar who lies.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It would seem logical that Rick can never HAVE food because the very concept of time existing where Fatrick is not outside of any food in his vicinity is hard to imagine, but we DO have photographic evidence of his gluttony only being restrained by his homosexual pride demanding photographs for claps online.

He claims he has never been to Chubby's, but also chased the thieves for blocks and blocks. He's just an idiot liar - the technicality tomlinson may have existed at a time, but now it's just cope for a lying liar who lies.
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Most importantly, he is FAT. Like, swamp ass Type-VIII morbid obesity. Head to the gay sauna to deepthroat niggers, Fattycakes.
 
Patrick's brick-headed denials of anything and everything he's confronted with are just insane to me. Can you imagine being married to him?
Niki: Rick, you forgot to flush the toilet again. I've told you many thousands of times to send your gigantic niggeroni-laced logs to the sewers where they belong.
Rick: No child, I don't shit and never have. Never will. You will cry forever in our 8x6 bathroom as you cower and piss yourself. Enjoy.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick likes burned meat. He even mentioned that in an interview


He's too autistic to handle a perfectly cooked steak so he has to have it burned.
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I've mentioned it before, but filet mignon is the most overrated cut of steak BY FAR. Give me a nice, juicy, flavorful ribeye any day. But, there IS exactly one thing a filet mignon excels at that no other cut can compete with it. Those suckers are tender. Like, I cooked some for my wife's birthday a couple years back, and was talking with her while cutting a bite, and only realized after that I had been cutting with the flat side of the knife, and it was sliding through with almost no resistance, after eating several bites cut like that. You could have cut that thing with a spoon. Now, none of this matters to Pat. What Pat sees is "high price, foreign (and therefore 'fancy') name", which means it MUST be something special and high class. And then he orders it cooked well done and complains when it comes back as boot leather, aka, well done. Negating the one legitimate quality that filet mignon has going for it.
 
Pat had some random post get attention yesterday so he's dealing with more normies than usual. It was nice to see actual author Joyce Carol Oates call him a moron. He's doing the doom and gloom posting now about how ICE is taking over and we won't have elections, blah blah.

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For all of his bluster about Martial Law and "shooting back", he's a coward. If ICE were arresting his neighbor he'd hide behind the couch. He can't even bother to go to a protest because it would interrupt his drinking schedule.


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Markorian said:
I've mentioned it before, but filet mignon is the most overrated cut of steak BY FAR. Give me a nice, juicy, flavorful ribeye any day. But, there IS exactly one thing a filet mignon excels at that no other cut can compete with it. Those suckers are tender. Like, I cooked some for my wife's birthday a couple years back, and was talking with her while cutting a bite, and only realized after that I had been cutting with the flat side of the knife, and it was sliding through with almost no resistance, after eating several bites cut like that. You could have cut that thing with a spoon. Now, none of this matters to Pat. What Pat sees is "high price, foreign (and therefore 'fancy') name", which means it MUST be something special and high class. And then he orders it cooked well done and complains when it comes back as boot leather, aka, well done. Negating the one legitimate quality that filet mignon has going for it.
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This is so on the nail that you could crucify God with it.

A well-done steak has its place, and for certain low-quality cuts of meat with sauce/salt/etc, it can be pretty damn good. Beef jerky is a thing, after all, and that's way past well done.

But the whole point of filet mignon is that it is tender! If you don't like the taste and mouthfeel of filet mignon as properly prepared, order something else!
 
Markorian said:
And then he orders it cooked well done and complains when it comes back as boot leather, aka, well done. Negating the one legitimate quality that filet mignon has going for it.
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I think that usually happens because the chef is disgusted by the plebbery of ordering it well done. It's still not professional. After all, the idiot is paying for it so do your job. Sounds like Morton's went the extra mile to avoid ruining it entirely, which they should for the prices they charge.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick likes burned meat. He even mentioned that in an interview


He's too autistic to handle a perfectly cooked steak so he has to have it burned.
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His writing style is disgusting and annoying.

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There's no lie so big that Patrick can't conceive of it. After all, he categorically denies the incident ever happened.
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Or... perhaps he's telling the truth. Maybe Patrick went hungry that night because his meal got away from him.
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As I said before “technicality tomlinson” people are dead wrong and he is the most blatant shameful embarrassing direct liar of all lolcows.
 
Divine right to rule said:
Putting ketchup on a Beef Wellington.
Putting Mayo on a Neapolitan Pizza.
Drinking Gravy and Soda mixed to a beverage.
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As much as I want to deny such things would occur for any other than an actual Down Syndrome sufferer (and not even all of them), it's Patrick we're talking about.
Meriasek said:
Technicality Tomlinson chimes in: He didn't order a cheesesteak there, but had a different kind of sandwich, burger, or hotdog instead.
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He had a niglet knuckle sandwich, stalker. They did not enjoy prison that night. Or his pepperoni holding area. Or the retarded social media posts and texts they found on his phone.
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
A well-done steak has its place
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No, child. It doesn't. Being so retarded your brain told your organs to just shut down because what the fuck is the point if that's how you approach steak is how you died.
BigPeanut said:
As I said before “technicality tomlinson” people are dead wrong and he is the most blatant shameful embarrassing direct liar of all lolcows.
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I think there was once a cow who raped his own mother and lied about that. I think that makes Patrick automatically have to take second place here.
 
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