💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
laetiporus cincinnatus said:
Patrick immediately picks up on the implied anti-black racism and has to prove Detroit isn't a crime-ridden shithole by... immediately admitting that he saw everyone breaking the speed limit. Which I believe, as Detroit is known for having low freeway speed limits that nobody follows. It's just surprising to me that he would admit it and play it as some kind of own. Cmon Pat, stick up for ya homies mah nigga!
Click to expand...
That’s the funniest thing with him, all libs do it but he is the dumbest with it, where when you bring up crime rate his mind immediately goes to niggers and jumps to defend their honor even though no one mentioned them, just the high crime.
 
laetiporus cincinnatus said:
Patrick immediately picks up on the implied anti-black racism and has to prove Detroit isn't a crime-ridden shithole by... immediately admitting that he saw everyone breaking the speed limit. Which I believe, as Detroit is known for having low freeway speed limits that nobody follows. It's just surprising to me that he would admit it and play it as some kind of own. Cmon Pat, stick up for ya homies mah nigga!
Click to expand...
"Black people aren't weird violent sexpests or aggressive panhandlers, they're actually really chill and kinda nerdy and wear bowties just like the ones I see in movies. Why, just ask my good friend Kelly Lee Williams, or my award-winning associate Oogie Boogie. Touch grass incel"
 
IMG_7483.png IMG_7482.png
Bar fighter in multiple knife fights (between his greasy fat ass), stalker.
 
Dean Pentel said:
This cannot be true
Click to expand...
Patrick likes burned meat. He even mentioned that in an interview

I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon, but the texture of rare meat doesn’t agree with my palate. I understand that many carnivores prefer their steak’s experience with fire to be limited to burning the hair off a still twitching slab of muscle tissue, but I don’t believe we stole fire from the Gods just as a way to smoke-up our tents. I want my meat good and dead. The trouble with this is, under normal circumstances, I ask for well-done with the expectation that the cook will assume I’ve suffered some sort of traumatic brain injury, leaving me incapable of forming or holding rational opinions, and therefore deliver a steak the way he wants to cook it, which is typically medium if I’m very lucky. The alternative is, since the furthest most cooks ever go with their steaks is medium, if they actually venture into the unexplored territory of cooking a well-done order, they invariably cook it until it has the texture of saddle leather found amongst the artifacts of a Civil War era battlefield.
Click to expand...
He's too autistic to handle a perfectly cooked steak so he has to have it burned.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick likes burned meat. He even mentioned that in an interview


He's too autistic to handle a perfectly cooked steak so he has to have it burned.
Click to expand...
He’s such a wordy faggot lol. That missive sounds like he’s been practicing his celebrity “you’re so perfect, you have to tell us your quirks!” interview in the mirror.

It reminds me of Nancy explaining her diet to Peggy on the way to the beach in that one KOTH episode.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
He’s such a wordy faggot lol. That missive sounds like he’s been practicing his celebrity “you’re so perfect, you have to tell us your quirks!” interview in the mirror.

It reminds me of Nancy explaining her diet to Peggy on the way to the beach in that one KOTH episode.
Click to expand...
Hot take here. He’s a fat gay retard in my honest opinion.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick likes burned meat. He even mentioned that in an interview


He's too autistic to handle a perfectly cooked steak so he has to have it burned.
Click to expand...
Go to a little joint in Venice. Order meatloaf. Take one look and tell them to take it away - bring it back seared to welldone perfection. Bring your own garden-grown chilli sauce. Have a bud light under a Detroit bridge with a heavily-tattooed hobo. Order a pretzel and mustard at an Italian hole-in-the-wall. Connect on a level words can't; egress soul. Get out of your trailer park. Get robbed at a Chubby's at 2PM. Give them your Flip7, it's stardust. Live with your eyes open. Jeans with no underwear.
1768370928512.png
 
BigPeanut said:
What a retarded conspiracy when he could just go with a much more realistic simple one that I believe, that it’s just some fake CGI shit. God he is fucking insane and delusional. I don’t think Elon raped and killed someone before stuffing them into a suit and blasting them to Neptune in a Tesla.
Click to expand...
I thought the joke was the body was in the trunk. Surviving Mars referenced that joke as a random event you could roll if you were sponsored by SpaceY. You get a ridiculous amount of cash if you don't look in the trunk.
 
If Patrick were black, he would be the kind of Nigger to bring Chicken seasoning in every restaurant to put it on the food because "mayo monkeys don't season dey food".

Putting ketchup on a Beef Wellington.
Putting Mayo on a Neapolitan Pizza.
Drinking Gravy and Soda mixed to a beverage.

All this, believing in his own sophistication.


He is not only FAT, he is a disgusting hog that slobbers cheesesteak, Tourist-Leberkäse and other culinaric horrors.
If you plated him literal dogshit and told him it was a Somalian speciality, he would wolf it down without question, praising the multicultural blessings of modern America.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom