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Not A Cat Person said:
Screenshot 2026-01-11 at 01-39-39 My younger sister doesn't think Im actually Trans. r_HowDoIR...png't think Im actually Trans. r_HowDoIR...png
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Well, isn't it a good thing that such a young person doesn't know about this tranny bullshit? Maybe-

(reads "When I came out, at 11")
...what the fuck. Why the fuck.
You came out as transgender at ELEVEN?

the talk about TiF's (who, keep in mind, transition because they "hate the thought of being female") dressing female while identifying as male is interesting though.
that's a trend with pooners you start to notice after a while. how do i know this? i lived it. i saw several pooners at high school over my years there who still dressed like women, and that just defeats the whole purpose. are you really dysphoric if you're not even going to bother doing the most basic thing to look masculine? you have hair to your shoulders. you are wearing women's jeans. you are very clearly female from your facial features.

"words hurt and it got under my skin"
translation: when my unknowledgable young sister was very understandably confused by how i swap genders around like no tomorrow i took offense to that because gender is such an archaic concept
 

I don’t want to die but it’s starting to feel like the only solution :(​

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i really love being alive and I want so badly to be happy and have a good life, but it feels more and more unlikely by the day.

I had bottom surgery 4 years ago and i hate my results. i can’t have sex, it looks weird, my depth sucks, i can’t dilate, it smells etc etc.

my only solution to fix this is to pay £20k to go to dr theerapong and hopefully have the aesthetics and the inside fixed with PPT. the problem is i can’t afford this for a start. i was banking on getting PPT on the NHS but apparently it’s not something they’ll even cover so the NHS can’t help me. the other problem is despite my parents being very supportive they’ve said they won’t come with my to thailand for the surgery, so even if i had the money, there’s no way i could do it alone.

i feel so hopeless i’m 24 and it feels like my life is ruined forever. my partner is probably going to break up with me over this too because we don’t do anything and i’m just lying in bed until 6pm every day crying and self harming, and she doesn’t know how to deal with it. we’re in our 20s and tbh she shouldn’t have to deal with it she should be happy. i hate that i can’t make her happy anymore because when i’m not depressed things are so good but it’s all my fault :(

i just don’t see a way out of this other than either kms or living the rest of my life unable to work, unable to get a partner, unable to do anything other than sit in misery all day. it’s so painful i can’t do it anymore i just don’t know what to do AAAA.
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NO REFUNDS.

Every time I see a post like this I think of Eric Cartman buying Sea People and being all disappointed that it's brine shrimps. But Cartman is 9 years-old.

Here is what is killing me: people do post disasters like this in trans subreddits etc... but somehow the message doesn't cut across. Fantasy always trumps realistic expectations.

EDIT: well this is incredible, he tops it up with this:
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There is no way for me to afford that surgery without doing sex work or something shady that i don’t want to do
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S... sex work? How? Your fake vulva stinks and you cry all day.
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
Here is what is killing me: people do post disasters like this in trans subreddits etc... but somehow the message doesn't cut across. Fantasy always trumps realistic expectations.
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I tried to find your post to point out the low number of updoots, but I can't find it any more (I assume it's deleted because of suicidal ideation). That's why the message doesn't come across. All lovebombing gets upvoted and makes people feel happy and recognized, all negative posts get downvoted or straight up deleted. If you see person after person describe their euphoria orgasms as their cock chop is coming up, and post-op trannies talk about how awesome a no-post-nut-clarity orgasm is since it no longer makes them doubt their fetish, and every other post tells you a neovagina is just like a regular vagina ("Just went to the gyno for the first time the other day, you cannot imagine the euphoria-boner, girlies :3"), that is what you expect. Any negative experiences you do read, (second hand) is from evil transphobes trying to genocide you.

They're dumb autists getting lured into an echochamber where they're groomed to undergo elective surgery that fucks up their body for the rest of their life. Speaking out against this somehow makes you the EvilTM person.

Carbiter said:
Why is that I wonder...
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it's all what their tranny pals are talking about.
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While looking for the post I found this gem
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First off, I'm well aware that it's 4 in the morning. Yay insomnia.

I have a breast screening appointment in 5 hours and it's preying on my mind that I'm prehrt and don't actually have breasts yet.

I didn't even know my gp had made the referral until I got a reminder text on Friday. I had talked to her about it because my sister had told me the cancer our mum had died from was a rare estrogen resistant breast cancer and she was planning on avoiding menopausal hrt because of it. I'm also over 50 and changed my gender marker 18 months ago so I should be getting screened regularly.

I know that even the large dose of estrogen I'll be on doesn't increase my risk and progesterone would increase it, I have no lumps and I'm not worried about finding anything at all.

What I am worried about is the reaction of the staff when an unaltered masc trans woman walks into the screening department. The hospital has been absolutely golden with my transition as has my GP which is located inside the same building, but attending for a booby scan when there's no booby yet is another level and the middle of the night jitters made me want to ask here if anyone has had similar experiences, how the staff were?

Thanks for letting me vent a bit in the dead of night.

Guy has no tits, but because his family has a history of breast cancer, and his registration got changed to him being a female, he is up for a preventive check. The problem? He got no breasts because he isn't on hormones yet. The comments try to tell him to not waste the doctor's time, but of course he wouldn't want to miss out on such a heckin' validating school trip. His only concern is whether they're going to misgender him because he ain't got no tits.
He's afraid he might lose his tits as soon as he grows them, but don't worry, he has plan B just incase.
Vested interest innit. I'd rather not get on hrt, start growing boob then have to have them chopped off.

Saying that though, if I did, I'd be eligible for reconstructive falsies....
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Never before has any woman been as openminded before as this guy to get breast reconstruction surgery after a mastectomy🤮
 
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Waffle Iron said:
They're dumb autists
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The post is indeed gone now as he was spiralling in the replies but I do remember him mentioning he was autistic. How.. did you know? ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

Edit: I just realised by looking him up on Reddit, this is the same troon who posted this last month, which I posted here at the time.

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Carbiter said:
Always sex work. Never a long-term career prospect such as a receptionist or customer service that make above minimum wage and qualify for medical benefits. Why is that I wonder...
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They only view women through a sexual lens. None of them pay attention to women outside a sexual framework. And if they do say 'receptionist' or 'secretary' it usually preceded by a fantasy of their boss getting with them, or cheating on their spouse with them.
 
So the girfriend probably fell in love with the "girl" being a forward motivated go-getter even prepared to have major surgery and cut their dick and balls off to achieve a goal, and now she is just depressed and crying. Why? This is such a mystery. The scientists said some things are just best left unsolved,
 
Otterly said:
Works great and it’s how I explain it to elderly outraged boomers
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Hey! I'm nearly an elderly outraged boomer myself.
But we're not all outraged by the same things. :P
Troon seeks pickup artist advice. :lit:

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I'm sure asking out a man or a trans person isn't hard, but it seems cis women are more difficult to pick up as a trans woman. That's the only gender I am truly sexually and romantically attracted to. A passing post op trans woman is fine too. I'm also looking for a partner who would swing so we could have 3somes. Any advice as a trans person?
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The old pick up artist manuals never quite say it out loud, but the real method is lower your standards.
Still can't get laid? Lower lower lower lower, until it happens. ;)

But how does that work with troons?
Here's one comment:
" a passing post op trans woman is fine too" ....not to be a bitch.... But are you holding yourself to the same standards of passing?
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Sean Andalou said:
Hey! I'm nearly an elderly outraged boomer myself.
But we're not all outraged by the same things. :P
Troon seeks pickup artist advice. :lit:

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The old pick up artist manuals never quite say it out loud, but the real method is lower your standards.
Still can't get laid? Lower lower lower lower, until it happens. ;)

But how does that work with troons?
Here's one comment:
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Tell me they have a lesbian three-some fetish without telling me they have a lesbian 3-some fetish. May this person be forever single.
 
Waifuchu said:
But then you don't get paid.

Because they're rapists.
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It's the blacks who don't pay.

I enjoy some hookers on rare occasions (actual female) and it's like the last place in the world that women can outwardly express NO NIGGERS and not get into any trouble over it. Asian hookers might as well just be NO NIGGERS by default.

Indians are the guys who show up with a white rose and an extra 100, thinking the prostitute will marry them.

And finally, so this isn't powerposting or just off-topic, tranny prostitutes, as far as I can tell, get absolutely no fucking clients at all. If they're Thai ladyboys then that's one thing, but some stinky autist with unwashed blue hair trying to lure women to fuck him while they pay for it is the saddest shit.
 
Monokuma said:
tranny prostitutes, as far as I can tell, get absolutely no fucking clients at all
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I thought they were like heroin junkie prostitutes, absolutely the lowest level of prostitute only extreme degenerates and poor people go to. Maybe if you look like a twink and get some top tier surgeries you might be able to get clients normally, but I can't imagine a lot of /r/trans hons getting there.
Sean Andalou said:
I'm sure asking out a man or a trans person isn't hard, but it seems cis women are more difficult to pick up as a trans woman. That's the only gender I am truly sexually and romantically attracted to. A passing post op trans woman is fine too. I'm also looking for a partner who would swing so we could have 3somes. Any advice as a trans person?
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lmao, this guy: "I want double D tits, an 8 inch dick, a beautiful woman okay with watching me fuck other women, a sidepiece that can be another dude, but no icky penis (Im lesbian after all) and oh yeah would be nice if she could pick up after me as well".
 
Monokuma said:
Monokuma said:
The amount of dudes who somehow believe a natal female is just really into Armored Core, Dark Souls, Elden Ring and Bloodborne slop is fucking hilarious.

As soon as I saw this nigger making mods for Souls game on his channel it cemented in my brain forever that Zullie will NEVER be a woman. Women don't make mods. That is a purely tranny pass time and activity.
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I can't believe they honestly think a girl is into Dark Souls the way Zullie is into Dark Souls.

I am a real woman into Elden Ring and my interest skews to a totally different PLACE than Zullie's. I spend a lot of time thinking about and writing fan-fic about the characters. I am not datamining or putting up builds or making BIS countdown listicles or trying to beat Malenia 4000 times. I'm more like "Why is Patches bald? Does he have alopecia totalis? This is surely an important lore choice given From Soft's obession with big hair." "What are the Nomadic Merchants and why can't I marry one of those instead of Ranni?" "Is Morgott really the hero of the game and we're the baddies?" "Is burning the Erdtree truly necessary? I don't want to." "Why does the Mohg and Miquella questline read like it was written by Jerry Sandusky?" *inscribes pillar candle with Erdtree seal as practice for inscribing Paschal Candles*

It's not impossible for women to play Dark Souls - just, badly, using a mage build and Bank of Mohg cheat - but the way Zullie specifically relates to the game is incredibly man-brained and I am pretty impatient and annoyed with the she/her Redditor bootlickers, because they're actually drawing this faggot out of his shell when he really belonged inside it. Some eggs aren't meant to hatch so to speak.
 
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