Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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This is a Islamic theocracy, that believes a warlord that began to hate dogs after one interrupted a "late night meetup" with a "handsome man" is the most perfect human being to ever exist, and lets not talk about their policy on trannies.

I was gonna say…

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Eight of Iran's women's football team 'are men'

Iran's football association accused of being 'unethical' after it is claimed eight players in women's national team are men awaiting sex change operations

And you can’t say “that’s just what Iranian women look like” because Iran has the highest percentage of certifiable cuties anywhere on the planet.

No, Iran is much closer to drag queen story hour as an Islamic shithole than it will be as a secular country. If anything, I imagine they’re sick of being humiliated by the regime’s outright embrace of gross tranny shit.
 
The ayatollahs need to shit or get off the pot real soon. Not doing much of anything while rebels burn down government buildings and symbols of the regime every night isn't gonna keep them in power
 
Iranians are one of the (if not THE) most highly educated minority group(s) in the United States. Approximately 25% have a graduate degree

I hope those who wish to return have the opportunity soon but if they want to stay here, I'm happy to have them.

Javid Shah!
The average Iranian always seemed pretty normal by our standards to me so I hope they get a system that actually helps them.
 
THERE IS NOTHING CONFIRMING THIS

God I hate the internet sometimes
Nothing even remotely hinting at this.

When I joined Kiwifarms to talk tea about certain internet personalities, I also quickly found out what type of people are using it. Get this, in the Pro-Russian thread of the Russo-Ukrainian war, there are posters who are laughing at NAFO memes and then asked if Russia actually needs Venezuelan oil because US is seizing the tankers. Maybe Russia doesn't actually produce enough oil? That's the level of discussion here.

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Think about the fact that these people are here supporting Russia and are conspiring against Europe and the West. I sense a lot of curry.

Now imagine, that these same people can post every rumour available, because their world understanding is naught. That's how you get the rumours of Ayatollah dead started. I want to be optimistic, but let's be realistic.
 
When I joined Kiwifarms to talk tea about certain internet personalities, I also quickly found out what type of people are using it. Get this, in the Pro-Russian thread of the Russo-Ukrainian war, there are posters who are laughing at NAFO memes and then asked if Russia actually needs Venezuelan oil because US is seizing the tankers. Maybe Russia doesn't actually produce enough oil? That's the level of discussion here.

The same people were uncritically reposting Telegram reports during the opening hours of the invasion claiming that Zelensky and the leadership of Azov had fled the country and were confirmed to be in Poland or some such thing.

"Your right-wing drama forum, sir."
 
is an Iran sanctions-free, free to sell and ship China as much oil as China wants. That would be much more valuable to Beijing
Because a free Iran will turn on the tap to sell Europe and the US cheap oil. The west will offer trade incentives to not supply to Beijing. China had a sweet deal where they would trade missile fuel and components for oil and since the Islamic Republic already hates the US, it was considered a secure supply. Venezuela was another gas station they could raid until they couldn't. Now they are forced to either buy at a high price from suppliers under western influence or turn to Putin for gas whos own problems don't need to be reiterated in this tread.

It will be interesting to see how the Sino-Russo "unbreakable friendship" will hold especially since Russia is till supplying to Modi who is a rival of China.
 
Because a free Iran will turn on the tap to sell Europe and the US cheap oil. The west will offer trade incentives to not supply to Beijing. China had a sweet deal where they would trade missile fuel and components for oil and since the Islamic Republic already hates the US, it was considered a secure supply. Venezuela was another gas station they could raid until they couldn't. Now they are forced to either buy at a high price from suppliers under western influence or turn to Putin for gas whos own problems don't need to be reiterated in this tread.

It will be interesting to see how the Sino-Russo "unbreakable friendship" will hold especially since Russia is till supplying to Modi who is a rival of China.
I was already so invested on what the US seizure of Venezuela is going to do to Russian oil prices, are we in for a love triangle here?
 
The same people were uncritically reposting Telegram reports during the opening hours of the invasion claiming that Zelensky and the leadership of Azov had fled the country and were confirmed to be in Poland or some such thing.

"Your right-wing drama forum, sir."
Yeah, unfortunately I slept like shit last night so I need to head to bed early. Considering how quickly Maduro wound up in US custody it will be just my luck to completely miss the restoration of the rightful Pahlavi dynasty.
 
It's spreading over twitter, based on nothing (so far). Randos saying someone in the military shot him. But he's surrounded by IRGC not regular Iranian military
I guess depending on the situation, the Ayataollah could be in shooting distance of members of the other services. I would think that most observers in a position to see such a thing would make the distinction between the Nazami (military) and the Sepah (IRGC) but it's possible there was conflation.

Also, just because someone is in the IRGC doesn't mean they're 100% loyal to the regime. I had an instructor who was former IRGC and he had no love for the regime.

And of course, short of just being wrong, it could originate from an intentional disinfo campaign to buy time for the leadership to flee.
 
I was already so invested on what the US seizure of Venezuela is going to do to Russian oil prices, are we in for a love triangle here?
Likely yes. A western-aligned Iran will likely be friendly to nations that help it so if the US drops some bombs to help the protestors topple the government, they may be nice and let us put a base in Mashhad and listening stations on the Caspian Sea. Iran suddenly becomes a thorn in China and Russia's side overnight.

It would also mean that Iran could help Ukraine and Europe. Putins leverage on Europe's energy sector collapses and he is forced to the negotiating table.

The Shah is expected is speak at Mar-A-Lago Monday night. I just hope he learned what happens when you don't kiss the Trump ring regarding María Corina Machado. Best case scenario is he is the figurehead of the provisional government, then transitions to a constitutional monarchy.

Might be time to invest in some real estate over there post regime collapse. You can get a nice cottage on the Caspian Sea for $5,000-$15,000.
 
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Nothing even remotely hinting at this.

When I joined Kiwifarms to talk tea about certain internet personalities, I also quickly found out what type of people are using it. Get this, in the Pro-Russian thread of the Russo-Ukrainian war, there are posters who are laughing at NAFO memes and then asked if Russia actually needs Venezuelan oil because US is seizing the tankers. Maybe Russia doesn't actually produce enough oil? That's the level of discussion here.

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Think about the fact that these people are here supporting Russia and are conspiring against Europe and the West. I sense a lot of curry.

Now imagine, that these same people can post every rumour available, because their world understanding is naught. That's how you get the rumours of Ayatollah dead started. I want to be optimistic, but let's be realistic.
Man I joined this site eventually because I came into the sector through kumite and Metokur streams and the killstream via Sargon and Chris Reagan and the anti-sjw crew. I didn't even know what lolcows were back then. Overtime being in the sector I was exposed to all kinds of crazy shit. Around 20-22 during the retator blow up I made an account on the way down to pick up a firearm that I got Brady acted and had to wait to five days for it to pick up 😂. And I've just seen all kinds of motherfuckers on this website. Most of them tend to cloister themselves and specific sectors of the website. And then there's like a few names that I see all over the place. But there is definitely shills on this website if all types. Differences you usually tend to get btf-owned if you're too much of a retard.
 
Likely yes. A western-aligned Iran will likely be friendly to nations that help it so if the US drops some bombs to help the protestors topple the government. They may be nice and let us put a base in Mashhad and listening stations on the Caspian Sea. Iran suddenly becomes a thorn in China and Russia's side overnight.

It would also mean that Iran could help Ukraine and Europe. Putins leverage on Europe's energy sector collapses and he is forced to the negotiating table.

The Shah is expected is speak at Mar-A-Lago Monday night. I just hope he learned what happens when you don't kiss the Trump ring regarding María Corina Machado. Best case scenario is he is the figurehead of the provisional government, then transitions to a constitutional monarchy.

Might be time to invest in some real estate over there post regime collapse. You can get a nice cottage on the Caspian Sea for $5,000-$15,000.
As a European, I have been very disappointed overall about how Trump and his administration have handleded Ukraine so far. But, if they are going to fuck up Russian economy properly by completely mixing the oil market, I'm happy with that. Because that can actually crush Russia longer term.
 
Likely yes. A western-aligned Iran will likely be friendly to nations that help it so if the US drops some bombs to help the protestors topple the government. They may be nice and let us put a base in Mashhad and listening stations on the Caspian Sea. Iran suddenly becomes a thorn in China and Russia's side overnight.

It would also mean that Iran could help Ukraine and Europe. Putins leverage on Europe's energy sector collapses and he is forced to the negotiating table.

The Shah is expected is speak at Mar-A-Lago Monday night. I just hope he learned what happens when you don't kiss the Trump ring regarding María Corina Machado. Best case scenario is he is the figurehead of the provisional government, then transitions to a constitutional monarchy.

Might be time to invest in some real estate over there post regime collapse. You can get a nice cottage on the Caspian Sea for $5,000-$15,000.
The soon-to-be Shah has more brainpower and culture and dignity in his big toenail than Machado has between her ears. He will deliver a speech pleasing to Trump

I'm talking about Now-Big Marco Rubio ofc
 
Likely yes. A western-aligned Iran will likely be friendly to nations that help it so if the US drops some bombs to help the protestors topple the government. They may be nice and let us put a base in Mashhad and listening stations on the Caspian Sea. Iran suddenly becomes a thorn in China and Russia's side overnight.

It would also mean that Iran could help Ukraine and Europe. Putins leverage on Europe's energy sector collapses and he is forced to the negotiating table.

The Shah is expected is speak at Mar-A-Lago Monday night. I just hope he learned what happens when you don't kiss the Trump ring regarding María Corina Machado. Best case scenario is he is the figurehead of the provisional government, then transitions to a constitutional monarchy.

Might be time to invest in some real estate over there post regime collapse. You can get a nice cottage on the Caspian Sea for $5,000-$15,000.
Honestly I would like to buy some Iranian currency for when this shit levels out it would help my personal goals a lot. Where is the best place to do this? I've only ever bought krypto on coinbase to hold for a while dude.
 
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