DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
I'm not gay, I'm happily married is such an odd denial that seemingly only a gay man (or possible asexual/self-sexual alien) would ever attempt.
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Never forget this is also the same fairy who said he could've been like James Charles when being gay on YouTube was popular.

Nor should you forget that this is the poof who had a slide specifically targeting gays and troons to tell them he's an ally.

Nor shall you forget this mary, pussyboy faggot, who is so light in his trainers that he unironically walks on his tiptoes, thinks if he was invited to a Hulk Hogan bar by a man he would succomb to the man's sexual assualt and be unable to defend himself.
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
Never forget this is also the same fairy who said he could've been like James Charles when being gay on YouTube was popular.

Nor should you forget that this is the poof who had a slide specifically targeting gays and troons to tell them he's an ally.

Nor shall you forget this mary, pussyboy faggot, who is so light in his trainers that he unironically walks on his tiptoes, thinks if he was invited to a Hulk Hogan bar by a man he would succomb to the man's sexual assualt and be unable to defend himself.
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Nor should it be left unsaid that this flaming queer used to(?) have a folder of BBC porn ready to be posted "as a troll" when he was being a menace in the SRK forums.
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
So are these beautiful New Year vibes just his post-Asmon crash or is something else going on, like Kat is really really leaving or (more likely imo) financial difficulty? Yes, he’s made a lot of money but he can spend himself into trouble no matter how much is coming in. His tax accountant for example sends him an email on 12/29 with an estimated tax bill etc etc…
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Still post-Asmon crash. It takes Phil a while to finally accept things, and this one especially hurts because he has to truly pigsplain to himself that he still never gets chances.
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
Nor should you forget that this is the poof who had a slide specifically targeting gays and troons to tell them he's an ally.
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This one is easily put into the he is grifting scum down to his bones, who stands for nothing but what benefits him personally right now.

Burl McMillan said:
Nor should it be left unsaid that this flaming queer used to(?) have a folder of BBC porn ready to be posted "as a troll" when he was being a menace in the SRK forums.
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Umm, what the fuck now?
 
MomentumShafted said:
Im shocked there isn't a full Dox on Buckwell. His name is Sean Buckwell and he's very easy to look into haha
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“I have no abdominal muscles so I’m susceptible to any tap or hit,” says Buckwell. “My organs are exposed basically.”
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Why are they all literal abominations? Also, couldn't you wear a bullet proof vest or something?
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
This one is easily put into the he is grifting scum down to his bones, who stands for nothing but what benefits him personally right now.


Umm, what the fuck now?
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Phil used to post BBC pictures on the SRK forums and was banned for it at least once. Also, his personal porn collection he had saved to his computer included BLACKED style videos per his own admission here:


EDIT: Sorry wrong timestamp. Here is the actual clip:
 
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E.F.A.P. guys roasting DSP for his Euro Truck Simulator Fiasco and being the primary cause of the dreaded "yellow paint" in games in EFAP #367

the clip of it
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
Phil used to post BBC pictures on the SRK forums and was banned for it at least once. Also, his personal porn collection he had saved to his computer included BLACKED style videos per his own admission here:


EDIT: Sorry wrong timestamp. Here is the actual clip:
bbc porn.mp4
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To be very charitable to Phil, posting gay porn was part of shock humor back then and it still done by certain groups of degenerates. But when asked about pornstars, heterosexual-style man Phil only mentioned black male actors.
 
So deep in the closet that he's getting buttfucked by Mr. Tummnus the Satyr.

You know what I've never understood? "The whole mail you a spoon" rant. Now I understand that what the Guy wanted to say was "eat a pile of shit with a spoon". But what he says is "eat shit OUT OF MY ASS with a spoon". So let me get this straight. You want another man to shove the buisness end of a spoon into your ass and eat you out and somehow YOU'RE not the flaming faggot? Okay. Real Ralphamale style behaviour.
 
The funny thing about Phil thinking he's healthy is that you can take the weight and height HE SAYS HE IS and put them into a BMI calculator and he is OVERWEIGHT.
 
Seems like a very nice, stable individual.

Multiplayer FPS and fighting games really shows the duality of Phil. Sole desire is to be powerful and punch down on people with no class or honor, while simultaneously whining and bitching whenever he isn't allowed that.
 
Irreedemable Ret. 2 said:
To be very charitable to Phil, posting gay porn was part of shock humor back then and it still done by certain groups of degenerates. But when asked about pornstars, heterosexual-style man Phil only mentioned black male actors.
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I gave Phil this benefit of the doubt for many years. No, he's just gay. There's too much evidence now.

I recall that SRK post and apparently Phil's homosexual ways were well-known among the FGC.
 
Sir, your robust gaming content. No Phil, you never actually look in the corner.

His team are fucking nitwits and awful* because they do nothing to support him while he runs around trying to get melee kills.
Treyarch is ass and the game is a waste of time because everyone knows the game should center around DSP and do what he wants in his head and not respond to his inputs like it does for everyone else.

*2025 usage of awful = 2,790 (avg 8.9 utterances a day)
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
It really is amazing how shamelessly reliant he's become on handholding. I'm not sure handholding is even the right term anymore - it was one thing when he allowed viewers to just give him the solution to a puzzle, or tell him where to go, only when he was stumped himself, but now he just straight-up openly tells everyone he expects people to attend his streams like it's their job, and walk him through games moment-by-moment. He even gets upset when peepul aren't there to do it on one stream after doing it in another, like they wronged him on some business transaction.

Does he have any concept of how much damage he's doing not only to the cahntent but to his fucking brain? There's been some moments in the last year where the reliance on handholding goes beyond games and into all kinds of everyday things. This fucker's perception of reality is getting so twisted by this livestreamer dynamic that he's going to be going live and demanding instructions on how to find his fat wife's clit sooner or later.
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DSP just wants his body to be used, to be a doll in the hands of dented men. It is the height of perversion, eminently homosexual and fundamentally anti-life.
 
Per the latest discussion of Phil In The Closet (no, not the actual closet morahn, it's not IndeVESTence Day yet), there's almost a certain amount of pity that could be found if it was true. Imagine how much happier you'd be if you just let it all out and sucked a few dicks, Phil! Imagine how much happier you'd be with a fit and clean house husband instead of the fat autistic blob you snatched up to serve as your beard. Maybe if you just finally owned up to your insatiable lust for Daley Manu, you could actually be the chill pahsative streamer you can only badly imitate now in your deeply closeted misery.

HE'S GAY!
HE'S CLOSETED!
HE'S SPIRITUALLY AND ROMANTICALLY UNFULFILLED DUE TO MISPLACED FEELINGS OF SOCIETAL PRESSURE!
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
It really is amazing how shamelessly reliant he's become on handholding. I'm not sure handholding is even the right term anymore - it was one thing when he allowed viewers to just give him the solution to a puzzle, or tell him where to go, only when he was stumped himself, but now he just straight-up openly tells everyone he expects people to attend his streams like it's their job, and walk him through games moment-by-moment. He even gets upset when peepul aren't there to do it on one stream after doing it in another, like they wronged him on some business transaction.

Does he have any concept of how much damage he's doing not only to the cahntent but to his fucking brain? There's been some moments in the last year where the reliance on handholding goes beyond games and into all kinds of everyday things. This fucker's perception of reality is getting so twisted by this livestreamer dynamic that he's going to be going live and demanding instructions on how to find his fat wife's clit sooner or later.
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Well forget his fucking brain. Just consider how much damage he's do e to the gaming industry. These Devs have spent decades trying to appeal to lazy Chuds like Phil. Yellow paint. Collectibles all over the fucking place. I'd even argue CoD with its SBMM. And now guess what? The same gouty Chud they've been simping for has declared he's just not going to commit to full playthroughs. So now every game is gonna be some ADD mess like Arc Raiders or some barely stimulating slop like Powerwash sim.
 
Only chill vibes here at DSPGaymen. Definitely no rage quits for DookieSpoonPhil


Engagement is not subjective.


One of the least supported streams of the week. I really was hoping that with the change of all my equipment... I thought that this would inspire more people to come out. But you know what it is after he thinks about it for a bit? People just want to hang out and chill with Phil. No one wants to watch him rage at multiplayer games anymore.
 
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