💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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Chongqing said:
You're on the right track, but she would name it, "Abdul."

Just Abdul. Abdul Jomha.

The reason why this is funny:

This is what 8% Arab Anisa would think an Arabic name is, because to many of us living in the West, it is. However, Abdul is only half of a first name or last name. It literally means, "Slave of," and then the other half of the name would be one of the 99 Arabic names for God. So the name would be "Slave (or Servant) of God."

Abd'Allah (Abdullah)
Abdul Rahman
Abdul Rahim
Abdul Jabbar (like with Karim Abdul Jabbar)

And so on.

Anisa would accidentally name her son, "Slave of the Jomhas."
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I counter this with her naming it something like Moishe or Hayim and saying how beautifully Islamic and Middle Eastern it sounds until she gets felted in the comments wherever they announce it
 
mars said:
It's not even the looks even though she's wonky as hell. How do you throw your life away for someone who does not respect you or care about you or want you to succeed?
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Their relationship is so fucked the Bjork Stalker probably had a more functional imagined relationship with Bjork than Anus and Ian have in real life.
 
Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
This is nonsense from the Johmas. We know the kid is going to be named Anisa, anyway, regardless if they have a boy or a girl. If they have a boy I do see them (Anisa) naming the boy Mohammed, not out of some sense of religious affinity or to honor some close family member, but rather to use him as a another piece for Anisa's ethnic pastiche. In her mind, no basic run-of-the-mill White woman has a kid with such an exotic name.
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It's a toss up on whether they go with a true & honest mooslim name or some bullshit tumblr-esc unique name
Personally, my money's on sterility and they produce no children.
If they did have a baby, they'd end up separating within the year.
Having a child to save the marriage nearly always ends in divorce. The stress and lack of sleep with a newborn (on top of their money troubles, isolation, and the bleak landscape of Canada) would absolutely wreck them.
It's really hard to say who is more incapable of coping with literally just every day life/chores. They're both so painfully stunted. You would hope that maternal instincts would kick in for Anisa but I really don't think she has them. (Very typical of Cluster B) Ian would be beyond useless, leaving all of the childcare to Anisa. She could not cope with the stress, she'd have a full on breakdown and end up moving back in with Maureen.
 
Clancee said:
She can't even visualise something as simple as an apple.
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There's a whole list of her oversharing her total retardation.
  • Inability to visualize an apple.
  • Inability to read analog clock.
  • Math giving her panic attacks.
  • Inability to remember faces.
And that's only the stuff she said (and what I can remember from the top of my head). It's only the tip of an iceberg.

Still, she's an untrustworthy narrator. Either lying or blowing past events out of proportion. That said, I can believe some of her self-owns. Not the 6 gorillion concussions, mind you, but her presenting her mental capabilities sounds like her wanting to score pity points, and those cannot be all lies.

I wonder if the court would be willing to cancel their marriage on the basis of a profound mental retardation of one of them.
Or both, to be fair.
 
The name will be Hasan, and I'm willing to bet they tried to pawn this name off to her family like Ian did when he was showing Hasan's Tiktok off to Max and Chad.
 
I dont think they will go into having kids until (read: if) they sort out their money problems. If Anisa or Ian just gets a fuggin' job then I could see it happening. BPD/HPD hoes are known for their impulsiveness so while I don't think they will actually try for a kid right now I also wouldn't be surprised to hear they have a "crotchgoblin" on the way.
 
Chongqing said:
You're on the right track, but she would name it, "Abdul."

Just Abdul. Abdul Jomha.

The reason why this is funny:

This is what 8% Arab Anisa would think an Arabic name is, because to many of us living in the West, it is. However, Abdul is only half of a first name or last name. It literally means, "Slave of," and then the other half of the name would be one of the 99 Arabic names for God. So the name would be "Slave (or Servant) of God."

Abd'Allah (Abdullah)
Abdul Rahman
Abdul Rahim
Abdul Jabbar (like with Karim Abdul Jabbar)

And so on.

Anisa would accidentally name her son, "Slave of the Jomhas."
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Reminds me of how Lovecraft came up with the name "Abdul Alhazred" in the 1920s when nobody in the west knew shit, and for decades nerds have been trying to fix the name to actually make sense in Arabic. I guess all we need to do is find out who this "Alhazred" guy is, and we're set.
 
Purple Man said:
I wonder if the court would be willing to cancel their marriage on the basis of a profound mental retardation of one of them.
Or both, to be fair.
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The court can cancel a marriage if they are found to have never consummated the marriage. Considering Ian and Anisa have never had sex and she just crushes his balls in the bedroom its an easy dub for Anisa to just bail out of the marriage to marry Has- another person.
 
Purple Man said:
Still, she's an untrustworthy narrator. Either lying or blowing past events out of proportion. That said, I can believe some of her self-owns. Not the 6 gorillion concussions, mind you, but her presenting her mental capabilities sounds like her wanting to score pity points, and those cannot be all lies.
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I unironically do not for a second believe any of her claims, even if they are self-owns. She has been fishing for specific diagnoses for forever, aphantasia seems like the kind of autism indicator she would have read about in her quest for that diagnosis. But then again, it seems you can be an artist and have aphantasia, so maybe I'm retarded.
 
Fat Fucking Retard said:
Dane is gone.
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Temporarily, or permanently? I'd advise him to get the fuck out of there and never look back. These shitty podcasts aren't worth the literal zero dollars they pay him. I understand they never update TF2 these days, but people would much rather watch you play that than whatever the fuck Dumb and Dumber are trying to do here.

I can't tell if he's a Dent or just a pushover, but his time with them has been a huge fucking waste.
 
Chongqing said:
You're on the right track, but she would name it, "Abdul."

Just Abdul. Abdul Jomha.

The reason why this is funny:

This is what 8% Arab Anisa would think an Arabic name is, because to many of us living in the West, it is. However, Abdul is only half of a first name or last name. It literally means, "Slave of," and then the other half of the name would be one of the 99 Arabic names for God. So the name would be "Slave (or Servant) of God."

Abd'Allah (Abdullah)
Abdul Rahman
Abdul Rahim
Abdul Jabbar (like with Karim Abdul Jabbar)

And so on.

Anisa would accidentally name her son, "Slave of the Jomhas."
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So you're saying Ian should change his name to Abdul Anisa Johma.
 
Smithfield Ham said:
Temporarily, or permanently? I'd advise him to get the fuck out of there and never look back. These shitty podcasts aren't worth the literal zero dollars they pay him. I understand they never update TF2 these days, but people would much rather watch you play that than whatever the fuck Dumb and Dumber are trying to do here.

I can't tell if he's a Dent or just a pushover, but his time with them has been a huge fucking waste.
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Dane is a fucking retarded faggot when he talks about anything TF2 related and every contribution he has made to the game and/or community has been for the worse, I'd rather him rot with the Jomhas.
 
The one thing I really gleamed from the podcast was the inner mechanisms of Jomhaism, I think Ian ultimately made his own choices ,but it seems to me Anus didn't really feel too deeply about how hurtful Ian's content was towards undesirables and simply used his anti PC language as a way to buckbreak the old Ian and rebirth him as Ian Johma. Like a cult would operate.



This is a big reason the content cop on Ethan Klein felt very weird and double speak: It's a religious necessity that you break Ethan and then offer him rebirth in our lord and thought leader Anisa Jomha. This also explains their reaction in disbelief that H3 struck back and didn't gunt guard them against the casino. They legitimately thought this would make him submit to hasan I guess?

Ethan Rejected and publicly mocked Jomhaism, this hurt them more than anything it's why the facade of empathy, compassion loving hippies gets scratched away to reveal 2 ungroomed goblins in iron maiden shirts resentful, bitter miserable,and filled with violent ideation. It's why they daydream about assaulting and murdering. him and his family unironically.
 
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