💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[No Highlights]

God I wish I could vote. Do us proud Anisa sisters

 

[Doggy Dog World]

Anisa says shes around kids alot now, enjoys it more than she thought she would.

She would enjoy literally anyone else's kid but Ian's. Got it.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

•Anisa says she would be a very cautious mom, as shes scared of SIDS

And would punp the baby full of "vaccines" anyway

 

[FPTMIU]

•Anisa "soft launches" their childs name. Jokes that they're pregnant, and naming their child "Pontifex"

Why do millennials have a fucking aversion to giving their kids normal names? I don't get the issue with just giving them Biblical names, those work, sound normal and every nation has their own equivalent of them so there will never be an issue with people mispronouncing them if they decide to move some place else. No call them fucking "Pontifex", I once had a child in my class who was called "Destiny" as a kid (I'm not even from an english speaking nation). That certainly is a name that would age poorly. Had this kid been called something normal, maybe they wouldn't be associated with a gay pedophile who got cucked on the daily. Same thing might happen with that name for all we fucking know. It's just retarded to try and give your kid a "special" name, at best they'll be inconvenienced by it in their daily lives and at worst they'll be bullied to hell for it constantly.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

PONTIFEX

Possible Nicknames: PAWN, PONTY, POTTY, POTTY FLEX, TEEF, TIFA, TEEFY, TEE, FAKES

These freaks are cruel to all the living things in their lives, even potential ones.

 

[DagothUr]

I've never seen this card before

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't know if this comparison has been made already but I was racking my brain recently trying to remember, what other loathsome, dysfunctional, and absolutely hopeless couple does Anus and I specifically remind me of, then it finally hit me.
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Grace and Anusia look nigh identical.

Maybe a few changes wouldn't hurt.

 

[Saint Cuthbert]

Bog #74

Dane is gone. Filmed on Christmas Eve. Super low energy and boring, tough to sit thru.

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•Anisa tells Ian he needs to interrupt her more. Ian says he has an aversion to interrupting because of how he was raised.

•Anisa "soft launches" their childs name. Jokes that they're pregnant, and naming their child "Pontifex"

•Anisa specifies again that she was joking about being pregnant (it was obviously a joke.)

•Ian says they might seem impulsive on the outside with what they do on the internet, but theyve been weighing the pros and cons of having kids for a while.

•Anisa says shes around kids alot now, enjoys it more than she thought she would.

•Anisa says she would be a very cautious mom, as shes scared of SIDS

•Anisa says shes stopped doing dances on Ians stream because people made fun of her

•Rest of the episode is just talking about random boring topics, one of the topics was literally the weather and their preference of climate.

Why does she have a random sock over the microphone stand? Surely just a raw stand looks better than that?

Is the cover of Idubbbz stand a ripped off shirt sleeve from the Elvis wedding impersonator he didn't tip?

 

[W@rui]

•Anisa tells Ian he needs to interrupt her more. Ian says he has an aversion to interrupting because of how he was raised.

•Anisa specifies again that she was joking about being pregnant (it was obviously a joke.

He's going to suffer until she eventually leaves him and I'm all for it.

 

[shoashuffle]

Why does she have a random sock over the microphone stand? Surely just a raw stand looks better than that?

Is the cover of Idubbbz stand a ripped off shirt sleeve from the Elvis wedding impersonator he didn't tip?

She saw a troon pornstar do it and tried copying it.

This is real.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

•Ian says they might seem impulsive on the outside with what they do on the internet, but theyve been weighing the pros and cons of having kids for a while.

Ian she does not want your 4 inch cock inside her much less nutting in her, time to get real.

Anisa says she would be a very cautious mom, as shes scared of SIDS

I would be willing to bet Anisa will post partum smother Pontifex Hasan Jomha

 

[Agares]

That's easy she was his first girlfriend and probably the first person he had sex with she used that to manipulate and gaslight him to absolute crazy heights, is that simple.

Ian had sex before he met Anisa, iirc. No serious relationships, but it’s not a stretch to think he banged a few fan girls during his peak YouTube era.

They never warn men who get their first dating experiences and serious relationships in their later 20’s about Anisa types. There are some awful women out there that will see that inexperience and take advantage of it, especially the cluster B types.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

naming their child "Pontifex"

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Pontifex means either a high priests in ancient Rome, or as most people use it, and in terms of modern religion, it means a bishop.

If you're giving your children this retarded of a name, why not go the whole hog and call him Pontifex Maximus, that way he's not only a bishop but the Pope.

 

[Purple Man]

She saw a troon pornstar do it and tried copying it.

Does she have any original idea in her empty head? Every decision she makes seems to be impulsive and never thought out.

Ian had some interactions with an asian chick? Skinwalk her down to a hairstyle.
Edgy humor being popular? Say that holocaust had a positive impact.
Suddenly want to be friends with leftists? Throw money at them and parrot their talking points.
Hell, I wouldn't put it past her that sedating Ian with drugs and even poisoning him with lead was to imitate her mother and Alzheimer-ridden father.
And seriously, catching a goose that lays golden eggs just to kill it afterwards is absolutely retarded.

 

[Umaibae]

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Pontifex means either a high priests in ancient Rome, or as most people use it, and in terms of modern religion, it means a bishop.

If you're giving your children this retarded of a name, why not go the whole hog and call him Pontifex Maximus, that way he's not only a bishop but the Pope.

It’s also the Pope’s Twitter handle.

 

[Clancee]

Does she have any original idea in her empty head?

She can't even visualise something as simple as an apple. Make of that what you will.


I really, really hope these retards don't have a kid only because they want to prove their last felting of 2025 is false. The reveal that Anisa doesn't want Ian's kids totally doesn't bother them.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

•Anisa "soft launches" their childs name. Jokes that they're pregnant, and naming their child "Pontifex"

This is nonsense from the Johmas. We know the kid is going to be named Anisa, anyway, regardless if they have a boy or a girl. If they have a boy I do see them (Anisa) naming the boy Mohammed, not out of some sense of religious affinity or to honor some close family member, but rather to use him as a another piece for Anisa's ethnic pastiche. In her mind, no basic run-of-the-mill White woman has a kid with such an exotic name.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Suggestion: If Ian wins Lolcow of the Year, this should be his victory song. A loving tribute to his relationship to Hasan.

Or, you could play absolutely nothing: a loving tribute to what Hasan gave him for his efforts.

 

[Chongqing]

This is nonsense from the Johmas. We know the kid is going to be named Anisa, anyway, regardless if they have a boy or a girl. If they have a boy I do see them (Anisa) naming the boy Mohammed, not out of some sense of religious affinity or to honor some close family member, but rather to use him as a another piece for Anisa's ethnic pastiche. In her mind, no basic run-of-the-mill White woman has a kid with such an exotic name.

You're on the right track, but she would name it, "Abdul."

Just Abdul. Abdul Jomha.

The reason why this is funny:

This is what 8% Arab Anisa would think an Arabic name is, because to many of us living in the West, it is. However, Abdul is only half of a first name or last name. It literally means, "Slave of," and then the other half of the name would be one of the 99 Arabic names for God. So the name would be "Slave (or Servant) of God."

Abd'Allah (Abdullah)
Abdul Rahman
Abdul Rahim
Abdul Jabbar (like with Karim Abdul Jabbar)

And so on.

Anisa would accidentally name her son, "Slave of the Jomhas."

 

[CarbonatedDelight]

•Anisa says shes around kids alot now, enjoys it more than she thought she would.

Volunteering confirmed as babysitting for sister? I doubt she's helping out with random kids as that would require background checks and she sure as hell wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.