Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Twrx said:
Wonder if he still feels like he won.
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I wonder what his therapist notes down during their sessions.
catpetter said:
I've been thinking lately about how hilarious it is that keffals did all this shit for Drop Kiwi Farms and yet the site is still going strong with over 200 people donating weekly
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Meanwhile Keffals's career is completely over. He doesn't stream or make videos any more, he's been run off the Internet by both sides, his Patreon brings in $150 bucks a month and dropping, he's FAT, and probably eventually he'll have to move back in with his mom in Canada because the great trans grift is over and he has no transferable skills (even ignoring his digital footprint).

He fucked up his entire life because he thought ratioing people on Twitter meant he could take on anyone and win.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I wonder what his therapist notes down during their sessions.

Meanwhile Keffals's career is completely over. He doesn't stream or make videos any more, he's been run off the Internet by both sides, his Patreon brings in $150 bucks a month and dropping, he's FAT, and probably eventually he'll have to move back in with his mom in Canada because the great trans grift is over and he has no transferable skills (even ignoring his digital footprint).

He fucked up his entire life because he thought ratioing people on Twitter meant he could take on anyone and win.
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literally "who must go" personified
 
Oliver Onions said:
Meanwhile Keffals's career is completely over. He doesn't stream or make videos any more, he's been run off the Internet by both sides, his Patreon brings in $150 bucks a month and dropping, he's FAT, and probably eventually he'll have to move back in with his mom in Canada because the great trans grift is over and he has no transferable skills (even ignoring his digital footprint).

He fucked up his entire life because he thought ratioing people on Twitter meant he could take on anyone and win.
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Imagine fucking over your whole life just because a bunch of people on a forum don't like you. So fucking hilarious.
 
catpetter said:
Imagine fucking over your whole life just because a bunch of people on a forum don't like you. So fucking hilarious.
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I larf erry tiem.
 
King Metalia said:
No one wants to see Keffals without pants on. Why do troons delude themselves into thinking they're sexy?
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When you have a weak/broken ego due to arrested development the only thing you can have is one. They just lie to themselves to push away the fact that their fat and useless. this happens alot given it's a coping mechanism.
 
King Metalia said:
No one wants to see Keffals without pants on. Why do troons delude themselves into thinking they're sexy?
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1. Troons spend most of their time in an online bubble, which causes them to think that the bubble is normality.

2. Troons are unattractive men, often gay or prison-gay. Unattractive men are not discriminating about who they flirt with, because they are desperate.

3. The troon sees unattractive men in dresses being praised for their beauty. He comes to believe that barely-presentable men in dresses are, in fact, attractive. He thus gains an unwarranted confidence in his own attractiveness, which may indeed be borne out within the troon bubble, but is hilarious to the rest of us.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I wonder what his therapist notes down during their sessions.

Meanwhile Keffals's career is completely over. He doesn't stream or make videos any more, he's been run off the Internet by both sides, his Patreon brings in $150 bucks a month and dropping, he's FAT, and probably eventually he'll have to move back in with his mom in Canada because the great trans grift is over and he has no transferable skills (even ignoring his digital footprint).

He fucked up his entire life because he thought ratioing people on Twitter meant he could take on anyone and win.
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the funny thing is they tried to make a subtle come back and it just did not work.
 
marcothephoenix616 said:
the funny thing is they tried to make a subtle come back and it just did not work.
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He's tried multiple comebacks/rebrands but none worked because he's a boring SSRI zombie with a gaping wound between his legs, and the longer he spends offline the faster people forget he was ever a thing.

Scared Awake is still my favourite. Wish we'd got at least a couple more monotone creepypasta readings before he gave up.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
The best part about Scared Awake was that you could tell he hated every minute of it and then just fucked off.
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I think it was probably the first of many eye-openers for him that Keffals™ was not a brand he could apply to anything and have it succeed. Sucks to suck!
 
Keffals' manly strut will never not be funny, not just because of how unladylike it was but because his body was so monstrous. He looked like fucking quasimodo.
 
PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
They just lie to themselves to push away the fact that their fat and useless. this happens alot given it's a coping mechanism.
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The co-morbidity of autogynophilia with autism spectrum disorders leaves most troons incapable of picking up on cues from anyone else. Even among those who aren't spergs, the narcissism or other dark triad traits they possess don't allow them to register how loathsome and disgusting they are as they're incapable of self-reflection. Either way they cannot perceive a reality in which they aren't as amazing as they believe themselves to be.

They're so deluded that what they're doing isn't really lying to themselves, at least not in the same way that regular people lie to themselves. What might be mistaken for having to deal with the cognitive dissonance of their own existence can just as easily be explained by the lethargy of taking hormones that their body should not have and does not want and having to constantly try to recover from axe wounds that they will not allow to heal.

They can't really cope in the same way that normal people do because they're incapable of accepting reality. It's all a far more perverse version of the breakfast question where a person chops their dick off. They're fundamentally broken in a way that can only really be described as a form of insanity because they cannot learn and self-correct. In the end their choices will take a toll on their body and they'll 41% to end it because it doesn't occur to them to stop what they were doing to alleviate their own suffering.

It might be considered tragic if they weren't so insufferable. Society doesn't want to pay for padded rooms to hold these people, so instead they're left to their own devices and the Farm's amusement.
 
Sorry if this is sort of a necro/nothingburger, but I recently saw Keffals and his wife (forgot the name), in Belfast. They both looked really rough, half of Keffals' head is shaved, sort of looks like a haircut from fallout, hair is still blonde and he was dressed like a lesbian (sort of like the "i know she runs a mcdonalds like the navy") type of lesbian, and the other one was wearing a really oversized coat, and the crown of his head was thinning really badly. They both look like they're in a sorry state honestly. Couldn't snap a picture because I had shit to do and I wasn't 100% sure it was them until some contemplation. If anyone has any questions/insults you may shoot away.
 
L'A Capone said:
Sorry if this is sort of a necro/nothingburger, but I recently saw Keffals and his wife (forgot the name), in Belfast. They both looked really rough, half of Keffals' head is shaved, sort of looks like a haircut from fallout, hair is still blonde and he was dressed like a lesbian (sort of like the "i know she runs a mcdonalds like the navy") type of lesbian, and the other one was wearing a really oversized coat, and the crown of his head was thinning really badly. They both look like they're in a sorry state honestly. Couldn't snap a picture because I had shit to do and I wasn't 100% sure it was them until some contemplation. If anyone has any questions/insults you may shoot away.
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do they run a physical sex store in the city?
 
L'A Capone said:
Sorry if this is sort of a necro/nothingburger, but I recently saw Keffals and his wife (forgot the name), in Belfast. They both looked really rough, half of Keffals' head is shaved, sort of looks like a haircut from fallout, hair is still blonde and he was dressed like a lesbian (sort of like the "i know she runs a mcdonalds like the navy") type of lesbian, and the other one was wearing a really oversized coat, and the crown of his head was thinning really badly. They both look like they're in a sorry state honestly. Couldn't snap a picture because I had shit to do and I wasn't 100% sure it was them until some contemplation. If anyone has any questions/insults you may shoot away.
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I think his "wife" (also a troon) was called Ellen From Now On or EFNO. The last thing I remember is Null sending him a picture of a dog on stream.
 
Admiral Throbnelius said:
I think his "wife" (also a troon) was called Ellen From Now On or EFNO. The last thing I remember is Null sending him a picture of a dog on stream.
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Yeah it was the ellen fella, back of his head was almost visible due to the pretty extensive hair thinning, idk what they see in each other.
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do they run a physical sex store in the city?
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They honestly look the type, idk why keffals was wearing that weird suit jacket, looked like something you would wear under a tuxedo.
 
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