Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Thunderous Lightning said:
This fat queer lolcow has milked himself into obscurity. Nobody cares Lucas. Go rope and maybe we'll give you some attention then
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The best part is that he ages the milk he produces will sour. Saggy kefags will be a sigh to behold.

I just hope they load on a dumpster truck of atrocious tattoos like Anisa for the "complete look"
 
neger psykolog said:
The best part is that he ages the milk he produces will sour. Saggy kefags will be a sigh to behold.

I just hope they load on a dumpster truck of atrocious tattoos like Anisa for the "complete look"
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To illustrate exactly what Lucas has to look forward to, as days go by, as an aging troon, especially of the eunuch variety, see Joseph “Grace” Lavery, a middle aged, jowly, bulky, man:
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Joe & his wife, a quasi-famous writer pooner. They trooned together to “escape the mere trappings of heterosexuality.”
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He fancies all that aging, flabby, flesh is fresh as fuck. He’s clearly jowly, frumpy, & forever sagging, but claims he is a “sexy bimbo.” This is what Lucas can expect as the next decade passes the chungus by. If he’s lucky anyway because shockingly, old perv Joe Lavery still has his Frank n beans, he’s just really far gone off the hormone tip. So Lucas here can expect his aging troon temple to become at least as chungus as Joe’s, if not much more advanced. Elective removal of healthy body parts is insanity.
 
Vect said:
That's a 60 year old woman. Like WTF

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My grandma (God rest her soul) looked healthier in the fucking casket.

I'd be so much more sympathetic to these people if they didn't fuck around with their own shit.
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This is not a woman by any metric or estimation, whether realistic, generous, or imaginary.

Up against the wall. Re-education camp for you.
 
Luke, I know you're reading this thread right now because we're the only people on the internet who care about you nowadays. I would like to offer an olive branch to you, a deal of some sorts...


If you film yourself squatting 225 below parallel then I promise that Josh WILL shut down the mango forums for exactly 1 week. You have until Christmas to do this.
 
Baraadmirer said:
I would love to hear about what Keffals' plan is for Surrentum Co. if that's even still in short/long-term memory.
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I’d imagine he’s long since given up on that. Setting up a business is complicated and he’s used to instant gratification. He’s like a junkie, both in terms of his long-term decision-making and all the drugs he takes.

People hate him for being a grifter and a groomer, but these days I just think he’s kind of pathetic. A fat, unemployed man in his thirties trying to act like a teenager.
 
Drama Trauma said:
He touched grass guys, he has a job now, he is a better person! (x/a)
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Even if that’s the case, it doesn’t preclude the fact that Lucas has a long (& loud) history of bandwagoning, which is what he’s complaining about here. He’s long been the definition of, “go along to get along,” yet here he is, claiming he hated having to pretend.

He never had to jump on the bandwagon in the first place. No one was forcing him, he made that choice, & look how his precious career turned out. He’s left on read by the bigtop circus of troons who used him as a useful idiot in their doomed quest to “hashtag drop kiwi farms.” The fart queen is scraping the bottom of the barrel for any juice, threatening to infiltrate women’s power lifting in a pathetic attempt to try & get some of the attention that used to come so easily to him when it was manufactured. Now he’s cut off. Snip snip, chunky bish:
 
Despite Keffals constantly cope posting about how great their life is now, I content myself with knowing many of his former mods are severely depressed and close to necking :story:
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I don't even feel bad though
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Drama Trauma said:
Still larping as a powerlifter/weightlifter: (x/a)
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He touched grass guys, he has a job now, he is a better person! (x/a)
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he really is incapable of change eh? this is the exact same thing he did the previous other times he "quit being online" i still remember him bragging about moving to italy and learning to speak italian and working at some coffee shop. im honestly shocked he even managed to leave canada in the first place.
 
3MMA said:
He never had to jump on the bandwagon in the first place. No one was forcing him, he made that choice, & look how his precious career turned out.
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There are literally millions of content creators who don’t do drama. Unfortunately, he has no talent and no interests, so he can’t skip to any other niche. He doesn’t even have the ability to put his own interesting spin on things, hence the failure of Scared Awake. He’s quite a boring person once you strip the drama away.
 
Drama Trauma said:
THE QUEEF IS BACK! AND IT'S GOON TIME! :cryblood: (x/a)
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HE IS FAT!

Keffals' claiming doing weightlifting and teasing people competing in women's powerlifting: (x/a)
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Joker related transgender joke: (x/a)
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Nigger is looking fucking hefty. He really didn't need to cut off his dick just to become a fat power lifter with a shitty physique, what a moron. That male pattern fat distribution is presenting nicely, same as the male rest of him now that he's aging. On the positive side, this pic reinforces my belief that he will 41% down the line tenfold, much more than the last i've seen last year or so.
 
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