💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Racism

C'mon Jack, just say the nigger word, you're right there.

It's rich when he uses euphemisms when he's one in all but skin color.

 

[the khat quaffer]

C'mon Jack, just say the nigger word, you're right there.

It's rich when he uses euphemisms when he's one in all but skin color.

N..

Ni....

N...

Spoiler: fsfsdfsgg....

flggg....

NIGGER

 

[Falcon Sebben]

C'mon Jack, just say the nigger word, you're right there.

It's rich when he uses euphemisms when he's one in all but skin color.

He complains about them using something then returning it and it's all. "they're ruining it for everybody" when he himself admitted that he uses things on his show, reviews them, and then sends them back.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Trying out the bacon explosion for New Year's Eve.* Hope everyone is continuing to enjoy a peaceful holiday season.

* Honestly, kidding. Sorry. Was just making bacon this morning (rare occasion; love the stuff but rarely purchase it) and thought to lattice it for fun.

 

[Shartavius]

I’m happy to be the angel or devil on anyone’s shoulder when it comes to making or eating bacon explosions. Particularly if a New Year’s suicide in a tub is following it.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

He complains about them using something then returning it and it's all. "they're ruining it for everybody" when he himself admitted that he uses things on his show, reviews them, and then sends them back.

What's the context of mentioning prom? Is he so smooth brained that he doesn't know proms are in the spring and not late December when kids aren't even in school?

 

[Pig Cups]

So as I promised to talk about my red sauce, but I"m not gonna get way into it.

So... it's sorta simple. I use mire poix (carrots, celery, onion) and get them frying in some olive oil + ghee on my dad's le creuset cast iron dutch oven, add a diced shallot, minced garlic, a couple of tablespoons of tomato paste, and then...

A 28oz can of Tomato Puree and my secret ingredients.

Three dashes of Angostura Bitters
Three glugs of Worcestershire Sauce
A drizzle of balsamic vinegar
And finally, a shot of... drinkable vodka

Then I add a 28oz can of whole san marano tomatoes and I basically let that simmer for the next three hours, then I blitz it with a stick blender, and a half hour before serving, I add some fresh chopped basil and oregano.

It goes on everything. Seafood, pasta, I've served it on steak and chicken.

It's really good. It's really vegetal, too. I have versions where I'll fry up sausage (either sweet or spicy) and add them in with the basil and oregano. It's just really good, I think I really like it on steamed mussels, myself.

Happy Sunday! I’m cooking this sauce right now..

I haven’t been by here in a while, and I’ve got a lot of catching up to do, but I’m swinging by to wish you jackoffs a Happy New Year 2026.

And the famous sauce has been upgraded from Sunday Sauce to New Years Sauce! Making some pasta, meatballs, salsiccia, and candied bacon, with Mr. Jameson and Mr. Blanton close by .

 

[Tiresome]

Is he so smooth brained

I mean this is the man so stupid and uncurious that well into his fifties he didn't know when Labor Day falls in the year.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

COWBOYS & ANGELS, HELEN, GA

Archive:

Jack goes to Helen, Georgia, a Bavarian-themed tourist trap town. PNW Kiwis might be aware of Leavenworth, this is similar but less committed to the bit. Naturally Jack goes to a steakhouse because why actually try something new? Janette makes an appearance. Jack orders an elk chop which he calls an "elk porkchop". Tammy and Janette make fun of how small his chop is. Jack is happy with gud meat but wanted pictures on the menu.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I haven’t been by here in a while, and I’ve got a lot of catching up to do, but I’m swinging by to wish you jackoffs a Happy New Year 2026.

And the famous sauce has been upgraded from Sunday Sauce to New Years Sauce! Making some pasta, meatballs, salsiccia, and candied bacon, with Mr. Jameson and Mr. Blanton close by .
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Would you believe that I completely forgot that I posted my pasta sauce to this thread?

 

[AnOminous]

I mean this is the man so stupid and uncurious that well into his fifties he didn't know when Labor Day falls in the year.

He is literally too dumb to understand anything at all. He is completely confused just by the real world existing.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I mean this is the man so stupid and uncurious that well into his fifties he didn't know when Labor Day falls in the year.

Does it surprise you? The only thing Jack's ever labored over is breathing.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Trying out the bacon explosion for New Year's Eve.* Hope everyone is continuing to enjoy a peaceful holiday season.

* Honestly, kidding. Sorry. Was just making bacon this morning (rare occasion; love the stuff but rarely purchase it) and thought to lattice it for fun.

That actually works well but you need a weight on top to keep all the pieces in contact with the pan.

Or you do that in the oven and bake it instead.

Does it surprise you? The only thing Jack's ever labored over is breathing.

Well that and standing up, taking a dump, walking more than three paces... actually there's a lot of things he's labored over because he's fat and crippled by his own hand.

 

[the khat quaffer]

That just always astounded me and was one of the "this isn't le funny bad cooking guy this is an utter dick" moments. UNSEALED. Really, 14 months is too long even for vacuum sealed. It will still be edible that long, but no person of normal intelligence would try to submit it in a contest and expect to win. It's more like "I'd really better use that right now or just toss it" and even then you'd spice it heavily because it would be at least mildly funky.

Not even Frank Costanza would try to save Jack's 14th month old brisket.

(as he uses the dog as a bidet and bath towel).

"Come on Hope! Lick the apple fritters!"

Wanna tell us your story, Jack?

 

[Major]

Do you think people watching his videos who don't know him wonder why he only uses one arm? Would confuse me if I were watching

 

[Shartavius]

Do you think people watching his videos who don't know him wonder why he only uses one arm? Would confuse me if I were watching

I've shown people Jack's videos without preparing them or explaining anything upfront. They invariably grimace and ask "What's wrong with him?" within seconds of seeing him in the car or pretending to stand behind the kitchen island. Sometimes the first comment is "Oh my god - his shirt is filthy!."

Other consistent commentary includes "what's the point of filming this?", "why is he trying to do this by himself?", "why is he trying to do this by himself if he needs his wife to do it for him?", "oh my god...", "EWWWW!", "that looks horrible", "who would ever want to eat that?", "it looks like there's a wheelchair for him off to the side", "why does anyone allow him to make these videos?", "are all of his videos like this?", "if everything he makes is terrible-looking and he can't do anything right, then who are these videos even for, and how does he even have any fans?", etc.

If the arm comes up at all, it's usually in the context of "He looks like half his body is paralyzed; so why is he even attempting these two-handed recipes? Why couldn't he do videos about recipes you can make with one hand?."

 

[the khat quaffer]

COWBOYS & ANGELS, HELEN, GA

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RhRQK5WkOC8
Archive:
COWBOYS & ANGELS, HELEN, GA [RhRQK5WkOC8].mp4

Jack goes to Helen, Georgia, a Bavarian-themed tourist trap town. PNW Kiwis might be aware of Leavenworth, this is similar but less committed to the bit. Naturally Jack goes to a steakhouse because why actually try something new? Janette makes an appearance. Jack orders an elk chop which he calls an "elk porkchop". Tammy and Janette make fun of how small his chop is. Jack is happy with gud meat but wanted pictures on the menu.

1:26 "surf and derp"

1:40 "what is nudie judy" WHAT IS READING YOU BALL OF TURDS. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. They have to read the description for him like a special needs toddler.

2:14 "I traveled, risking my life" he acts like the US is some war zone

5:03 Jack gets double boned

6:50 Jack's handler cuts his steak for him

8:25 "Cody was great, ask for Cody" mooost restaurants won't take requests for specific servers. You get seated where you get seated. You're better off getting to know the servers and eventually ask them their schedule provided you don't be a creep about it.

9:28 "I would've appreciated bitches" what cultured man doesn't?

Ten minutes of Jack gurgling his way through a "review". He goes to a german town and has elk. At least he's taken to ditching the twitter hat. Not that a JotG is much better. B-

 

[Remember to dilate]

God willing that it's jack with the stroke. Would be even better if it was hammy loosing their vision .

 

[p1138]

2:14 "I traveled, risking my life" he acts like the US is some war zone

Obviously, because he's done so many tours in the wurz. Beetza wurz, booger wurz, etc.

9:28 "I would've appreciated bitches" what cultured man doesn't?

Christ, he can't even gurgle out that he likes pictures on the fucking menu anymore. It's already toddler behavior the way he's fascinated by them, but now he can't even communicate his like for them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

God willing that it's jack with the stroke. Would be even better if it was hammy loosing their visionView attachment 8363205.

So god will threaten people close to her with a stroke and blindless and he might only change his mind if she gives him all the praise and glory? That god character sounds like a total dickhead who is in an abusive relationship with his followers