💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Monopolywheel]

In the quest to become the NLOG-iest of all the NLOGs, she circled back to the average big city Millennial couple. She even has the manchild husband with the dead-inside thousand yard stare from the original "Quirk Chungus" meme

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[FPTMIU]

User: bobbyloose95
Action: permanently banned
Timestamp: 2025-12-29 17:57:16
Last Message: david fincher is an underrated director

Spoiler: bobbyloose95

2025-12-29 17:52:28 | bobbyloose95: the northman is on netflix
2025-12-29 17:56:00 | bobbyloose95: david fincher is an underrated director
2025-12-29 17:57:16 | bobbyloose95 was permanently banned.

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO?

 

[DennisReynolds]

The whole Iran situation is nuts to me. I wouldn’t have even blinked if it ran under the radar and they never addressed it again, which would’ve been the smart move because they were so obviously wrong and retarded about it, if not outright racist by the standards they preach. But for Ian to acknowledge and seethe about the r/livestreamfails clip and Anus and Han to entertain a verified Iranian speaking out against it for about 10 seconds before banning them is bonkers.

How hard could it be, especially for someone who’s fell as low as they have, to listen and go “hey, you know what, you’re right. I’m admittedly not an expert on the topic. Thank you for enlightening me, I’ll try to do better next time”. Isn’t empathy their whole angle? Hell, their only defense was “ITS SCRIPTED FAKE REALITY TV, WE’RE MAKING FUN OF THE PRODUCERS” but it was only a few weeks ago Simple Ian raged at an innocent chatter for saying the very same show was fake and scripted. How can someone so blatantly and egregiously contradict themselves in public statements, knowing they’re being hate watched and documented at every turn but continue to make the same mistakes???

But here’s the kicker and what really dawned on me in this write up. When have Ian or Anisa ever apologized for anything? When have they ever once owned up to a mistake? Maybe someone more autistic than I could find an example but I can’t think of a single fucking time. You’d think people as terminally online as them could see the value in an apology post/video as far as swaying channel growth, but if I’m not mistaken they haven’t apologized for a single little thing once in their entire career. And I guess that’s what makes them lolcow of the year material.

 

[FPTMIU]

But here’s the kicker and what really dawned on me in this write up. When have Ian or Anisa ever apologized for anything? When have they ever once owned up to a mistake? Maybe someone more autistic than I could find an example but I can’t think of a single fucking time. You’d think people as terminally online as them could see the value in an apology post/video as far as swaying channel growth, but if I’m not mistaken they haven’t apologized for a single little thing once in their entire career. And I guess that’s what makes them lolcow of the year material.

He apologized for saying nigger

 

[Chongqing]

How can someone so blatantly and egregiously contradict themselves in public statements, knowing they’re being hate watched and documented at every turn but continue to make the same mistakes???

They're just not smart. They can't think often, very deeply, nor can they juggle different thoughts. They are oppositionally defiant to not contradicting themselves.

When have Ian or Anisa ever apologized for anything?

Ian apologized for saying slurs and that is it.

When someone asks for him to apologize for something else, like tearing the Quran in half, he claims it's concern trolling. So he won't apologize for anything else.

To my knowledge, Anisa has never apologized for anything meaningful ever, and has instead only apologized on stream to bring attention back to something she said before that she thought was epic and deserved more attention.

She claims the Tana video was her idea, but never apologized for the N word elements or how it influenced so many kids.

 

[DennisReynolds]

He apologized for saying nigger

Ian apologized for saying slurs and that is it.

Okay, I should’ve prefaced that statement with before he “discovered empathy”. Now that you mention it, the closest he’s came to ever apologizing is trying to retcon his past offenses as AKSHUALLY being deep poetic messages meant to be interpreted as him being this progressive guru the whole time, like when he tried to say his famous “I’m gay!” clip was actually some kind of interpretive statement and hint at his progressiveness the whole time instead of being…literally just him jumping down and saying some gay shit as you can literally hear max say “jump down and say some gay shit”. Who does this retard think he’s fooling?

 

[keke]

like when he tried to say his famous “I’m gay!” clip was actually some kind of interpretive statement and hint at his progressiveness the whole time

Still hilarious that he did that. Aside from laughing at him, that was the funniest he’s been in years.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Here's the full clip of Ian addressing the comments Anisa and him made about the Iranian man on 90 Day Fiancé and Iran in general:

IanIran.mp4

Sounds like he is on the verge of tears this is great

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

This is such an infuriating quirk chungus millennial quip it has actually made me spiral into a ceaseless rage.

It's just a way to say "Kill yourself." and evade TOS.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's just a way to say "Kill yourself." and evade TOS.

She should have told him to fellate a cactus. Short, sharp, and self-explanatory.

 

[DumbDude43]

This is such an infuriating quirk chungus millennial quip it has actually made me spiral into a ceaseless rage. GG Anisa you genuinely ragebaited me

'go step on a lego you shitlord' vibes

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

2025-12-29 19:47:20 | AnisaJomha: @kamikazehog eat a railroad spike with no milk

Lol what? The milk part was unnecessary. Milk does not make the job any easier. Isn’t it usually suck a railroad spike?

go step on a lego you shitlord' vibes

Han/Obee/a chatter has genuinely used that before.

Last Message: @AnisaJomha Hmmmkay, so what you're insinuating is that the production wasn't honest and was wholly scripted and not a reality?

B-but I thought all reality TV was 100% real?

 

[Miragestallio]

Is Ian the dumbest breadtuber? I know this is a colossal sell but hear me out, we all know that most mid size and bottom feeder leftists can't think for themselves and just regurgitate whatever an influencer higher on the totem pole has to say (H3, Hasan, Destiny, Vaush, Contrapoints, Hbomber, Shaun, etc). But Ian is so irrelevant, his daddy Hasan doesn't even acknowledge him, so he has to rehearse his talking points with his dumb as rocks wife (haha, get it?) of all people, takes it as the objective truth and ignores anything contrary to their beliefs.
The fact that he struggled that much with a chatter's question as simple as that is ridiculous.

"You can criticize Iran but don't you DARE say le evil America is better!!!"
There's no introspection, no analysis, research, thought, anything. It is as close as you can get to a literal description of a woke mind virus. Ian's only saving grace is that he hasn't defended CP, zoophilia or shown to be a sexual deviant like many others of his ilk yet.

 

[Incecticyder]

But Ian is so irrelevant, his daddy Hasan doesn't even acknowledge him, so he has to rehearse his talking points with his dumb as rocks wife (haha, get it?) of all people, takes it as the objective truth and ignores anything contrary to their beliefs.

Hasan does not ignore Ian because he is irrelevant, he ignores him because every time he does something with him, it backfires.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Asmongold reacts to recent Ian & Anisa clips from reddit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o9WrWVGEbz8archive

I think shes had lip fillers or whatever its called again? Anyone else?
Her lips weren't THAT big before.

Also what a wild world we live in. If you have told me like idk, 5 years ago or more that Asmongold the Gremlin that can't figure out how to play WoW would be the voice of reason and not only be good at it, but sound reasonable? Absolutely no way i would ever believe that.

 

[Nopenopenope]

TigBaker said:
2025-12-29 19:47:20 | AnisaJomha: @kamikazehog eat a railroad spike with no milk

This is such an infuriating quirk chungus millennial quip it has actually made me spiral into a ceaseless rage. GG Anisa you genuinely ragebaited me

To quote Agent Obee "Can I get 1 second T/O please. Just to gather my thoughts."

The effort they go through to not say the classic kys fgt.

 

[FPTMIU]

Also what a wild world we live in. If you have told me like idk, 5 years ago or more that Asmongold the Gremlin that can't figure out how to play WoW would be the voice of reason and would look not only be goodat it, but sound reasonable? Absolutely no way i would ever believe that.

It's not that hard to look sane next to the jomhas

 

[the_watcher]

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO?
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Like deciphering the reason for a ban is like asking the rambling meth head on the street corner for investment advice.

a) Han thought the chatter mistook David Fincher as the director for The Northman (it was Robert Eggers) -> Sperged out over someone seemingly making a factual mistake -> Banned

b) Han took issue with the chatter calling David Fincher "underrated", which is yes, kind of a lame take, as Fincher is highly regarded by entry-level film enjoyers ("Bro, Fight Club is so deep!") and people more adjacent to the industry like critics and other directors, so it's like calling Radiohead or The Beatles underrated-> Banned for a lukewarm/lame take

c) Han saw The Northman as some kind of Evil Nazi Dogwhistle, as it's le third reich evil aryan viking aesthetic after all -> Banned for being a Crypto Nazi

The losers: plebeian chatters committing dumb/wrong-think
The winner: Han & Han's local food delivery network

 

[William F. Clinton]

Is Ian the dumbest breadtuber? I know this is a colossal sell but hear me out, we all know that most mid size and bottom feeder leftists can't think for themselves and just regurgitate whatever an influencer higher on the totem pole has to say (H3, Hasan, Destiny, Vaush, Contrapoints, Hbomber, Shaun, etc). But Ian is so irrelevant, his daddy Hasan doesn't even acknowledge him, so he has to rehearse his talking points with his dumb as rocks wife (haha, get it?) of all people, takes it as the objective truth and ignores anything contrary to their beliefs.
The fact that he struggled to hard with a charter's question as simple as that one is ridiculous.

"You can criticize Iran but don't you DARE say le evil America is better!!!"
There's no introspection, no analysis, research, thought, anything. It is as close as you can get to a literal description of a woke mind virus. Ian's only saving grace is that he hasn't defended CP, zoophilia or shown to be a sexual deviant like many others of his ilk yet.

He's a half-baked breadtuber. It's odd because despite militantly obeying his masters' dogma, he is unable to actually articulate any of their messaging; onlookers can tell he's trying to pantomime breadtube talking points, but he's so slow, ignorant, and rambling it's hard to tell what he's even trying to say most of the time. Types like hBomb or Destiny will come to bat with memorized statistics or slogans, but Simple Ian is either too arrogant or too brainfried to even do that, and he's lost any rhetorical skill he may have once had to make up for it. He's content to just mumble and whine his way through any pushback without ever once attempting to back up what he's saying. Could you imagine seeing him trying to debate anyone about any topic?

I honestly wouldn't even call him a politics youtuber/streamer, he's just a sped retard (though mixing up those categories is an easy mistake).

 

[Feten Franz]

Ian is the the kid you regret indoctrinating at your Marxist reading circle since he does not only embarrass you in front of those on the right but also on the left given how simple he is.