The moment he heard "Job Application" he stopped listening to anything being said. Even though it's only contingent on him breaking the agreement, he either is so stupid he just blocked everything out after hearing job application, or he had no intention of following through with the agreement.
I thought Coda was some shitty rapper Chance pretended to know who's supposed to be dead. Clint however, is where his fixation with Australia that resurfaces every few months comes from. He's a pretty old buddy troll who's allegedly from Australia who Chance believes is willing to let him live at his house. Marty used to bring up Clint occasionally and the logistics of Chance going to Australia and obtaining residence and how unrealistic it would be.
Clint is the Australian guy that says he'll let chance live with him lol
Does seem we've got answers on Clint and Coda, and Matt sounds familiar to someone Chance has brought up. Trent and Jason definitely sound... disconnected from this all.
Its time to go to war, for the billionth time! Each time he does this, he goes real limp real fast. Hes got so much anger in the moment that be blows it all on these Going to War vids and then afterwards just does nothing. Little billy badass is terrified to leave his house, everytime he does something TOTALLY HORRIFIC happens and its a massive blow to his ego; Marty Fight, LowT punch, Getting spooked by himself leaking he was at the Cracker Barrel, the AOM court walk.
I was expecting the third 24 hour ultimatum in 2 days honestly.
Matt is probably Matthew Burgess who is some disgusting turd in Georgia and I think Jason is the guy who was on panel with John and Chance.
I'd hire him for certain jobs
The NightStalkers are probably CIAHole and his imaginary group
This isn't even a joke, Raxx genuinely is so ugly that it negatively affects his employment opportunities.
Nah, Raxx is so repulsive that he triggers the "Vito effect", where you actually look worse by virtue of the fact that you're associating with him.
He's not allowed to interact with me, it's a breech of contract thinking he deserves my attention
Apparently they've been on missions
Its a long shot, but If I were John John I would offer to drop the job interview requirement in exchange for a copy of his high school transcript; it's still not clear when exactly he got kicked out of HS so getting a confirmation on that would be exceedingly valuable for us Raxxologists. I know it's Chance and he'd almost certainly fuck up the request form even if he were handheld through it (and he'd probably just go NUH-UH out of pure ODD anyways) but I still think it's worth a shot.
I do not know how long they keep the records of MR/DD students who fail to graduate, but certainly we're approaching that limit. The man is in his mid 30's afterall.
He's unemployable, more so than even a heroin addict. Dollar Tree or something retard friendly like that would be really his only possibilities outside of some pity job he would squander & Chance is not presentable even as a Dollar Tree cashier.
Surely he's not talking about Matt that goes/went by PFV, right? I seriously doubt it, but given that Chance is a huge retard who lacks object permanence, I would only be mildly surprised.