🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Ghostface Killah]

I'm sure null loves precious bandwidth being burned in this thread for this score of scorned, terminally mentally ill cunts.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I can understand why you would suggest I look to another man for their money, but I'm not a whore and I learned my lesson the first time in asking Tarl for assistance.

Get a job.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Get a job.

These people are chronically unemployable.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Look at all these hopeful people, taking Samantha at her word that she's changed this time.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

My niece thought it was hilarious to draw on me while I was taking a nap. We troll one another regularly.

Yeah, but she trolls you by drawing on your face.

You troll her by being her uncle.

Tarl wins!

Everyone assumes that I had fucked Tarl in his pirate era, and that is not true!

Yeah, it's way less embarrassing to have fucked a wizard.

The only "thrill" I have observed him experiencing was him trying to chat it up with females online.

Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite?

Tarl kinda seems like Uncle Rico's mind trapped in Kip's body

Hoverball purchase.

Attorney retainer.

DENTAL PLAN!

they could be living well if they'd just let it go.

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always had to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
You were once that pirate's ho!

Let it go, let it go
He's not trying to stab you today
Let it go, let it go,
And sex was sixty seconds, no foreplay

Let it go, let it go ....
Hoverballs were always shit anyway.

 

[Godmode]

I can understand why you would suggest I look to another man for their money, but I'm not a whore

You make porn for Tarl while married and fuck him for rent shekels. Sounds pretty whorish to me.

and I learned my lesson the first time in asking Tarl for assistance.

There is no X big enough to press to express my doubt

 

[Laylithe]

Everything is about money.
You're about a 7, which makes you a 10 in Rutland's standards. You could easily find yourself a man who is not tarl and actually has money.
Your attitude sucks and almost nobody marries for love anymore.

I can understand why you would suggest I look to another man for their money, but I'm not a whore and I learned my lesson the first time in asking Tarl for assistance. I think I'll accept my fate and go visit Queechee soon. Between all of the systems in place to 'help' people in this town they seemingly only give handouts to foreigners whores and drug addicts and I'm none of those.

You make porn for Tarl while married and fuck him for rent shekels. Sounds pretty whorish to me.


There is no X big enough to press to express my doubt

How did that get posted before I was done typing and submitted it?

You make porn for Tarl while married and fuck him for rent shekels. Sounds pretty whorish to me.

I DID NOTHING FOR TARL WHILE I WAS MARRIED.

Get a job.

I HAVE A JOB WHY DO NONE OF YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

 

[Ghostface Killah]

I HAVE A JOB WHY DO NONE OF YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

You're a nigger? Does that explain it comprehensively enough? Hope that helps.

You posted four times as well.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Franzia

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I can understand why you would suggest I look to another man for their money, but I'm not a whore and I learned my lesson the first time in asking Tarl for assistance. I think I'll accept my fate and go visit Queechee soon. Between all of the systems in place to 'help' people in this town they seemingly only give handouts to foreigners whores and drug addicts and I'm none of those.

You know it dawns on me that should you decide that you'd want to bang weirdos with giant teeth for money again, I think you're best bet is to just be a professional. Move out to Vegas and just be honest about it. In fact, I just so happen to know of a man with the same rat-like chompers that Tarl has and he's starting his own brothel any day now. He's written books and music too. I feel like you two would hit it off!

Spoiler: What a prize!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I HAVE A JOB WHY DO NONE OF YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

When you quit your job because the boss asked you to breastfeed in the bathroom, where were you doing your breastfeeding? At one of the tables where the customers eat? Back in a break room with the other workers ogling you? And where were you keeping the baby between feedings?

 

[TheRealist067]

I can understand why you would suggest I look to another man for their money, but I'm not a whore and I learned my lesson the first time in asking Tarl for assistance.

Maybe get a cheaper apartment. How much rent are you paying again? Even if you have kids, since they're your kids you don't necessarily need for them to have their own rooms. I'm sure you could find a cheaper place. As for you not being a whore, you most certainly are an attention whore. That's for certain.

 

[deleuzeon]

I HAVE A JOB WHY DO NONE OF YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

First of all nobody believes you, second of all the reason is because we do listen to you. A week ago you were bitching about being unemployable because you specialize in hospitality and Rutland has no restaurants and how you couldn't go to college because your ex didn't pay for all of it. I have no doubt that in your goldfish brain this statement never happened because it is more than 3 hours old, however the rest of us did not forget.

I'm getting bored at the endless carousel of you bitches saying the same things over and over. You're all looping. Someone do something funny.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I'm getting bored at the endless carousel of you bitches saying the same things over and over. You're all looping. Someone do something funny.

We need the sticker ghost, Sehkmet666, to rise from her grave and dish out some juicy gossip. I don't want her put out in the cold for failure to follow commands, though.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

For anyone curious what multiposting is:

Also, someone is definitely not beating the insane or stupid allegations. But Samantha just existing and expecting others to clean up after her seems like her M.O. so I guess this is par for the crazy course.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Dozens of them.

Hookers don't count.

 

[neger psykolog]

can't believe you're seriously advocating K-holing is a legit treatment for depression

I never k-holed and you don't need to.
I did esketamine and snorted but I did very regulated amounts (you don't really get a say with esketamine because a nurse administers it).

It got me out of a deep hole in the ground and I don't use it anymore. But yes, if people self administer there is obviously a risk they use it like a cookie jar and ruin their bladder and other things.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

Another incident Tarl had mentioned to me describes an incident where he had slipped on ice as a child and claimed to have injured his spine. Probably between the ages of 8-12.
He described having sensitivity to cold conditions after that event

Okay thank for answering my questions by the way. Hard to do it under constant fire. One final question. Styx clearly has a type of woman and you mentioned possible shit and/or piss fetish. Did Styx display weird sexual kinks about women? Weird role-playing: diaper or child play? possible an Oedipus complex? Also is he a Sub or Dom in bed?

I'm sure null loves precious bandwidth being burned in this thread for this score of scorned, terminally mentally ill cunts.

The checks are clearing. He will be fine.

 

[mickrussom]

I can't believe you're seriously advocating K-holing is a legit treatment for depression. You could equally claim that psychedelics are a treatment for it, since from your anecdotal evidence it fixes it. But ignore the negative side effects.

Shyster shilling for big pharma detected. 6 rounds of IV K for an hour aren't doing any damage. And very unusual for an anesthetic to be as non-lethal as K, you don't need a breathing machine on standby on it, and the LD50 doses are quite huge. K doesn't do nearly was much as all the SSRIs, obesity from fake food, Ritalin, Strattera, Adderall, anti psychotics, mood stabilizers, percs, benzos, booze, meth, fent and weed that fly around this shithole of a society. And you stan for Pfizer and friends and indict ketamine usage for depression while the on-label antidepressants do fuck all? I've seen people be on the SSRI mood carousel for years some with permanent stuff like cant orgasm anymore and get their depression fixed by a K therapy set. As usual the tribe has seeded the world with the notion that something low tech and cheap like Ketamine is somehow a street drug used by thrill seekers only.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

he had slipped on ice as a child and claimed to have injured his spine

Crazy females, bad back, perpetually fucked up.

We've entered Doom House II: Wiccan Boogaloo.

Can I get some Moofwear, @Styxhexenhammer666?