It’s all bullshit homosexuals and a scam. Was watching some nigga be like “make banana bread for $2.00” so you go the store and flour alone costs like $14, so that’s a fucking lie.
Then you buy your bananas and it’s never good looking and perfect like on TV. Instead some faggot teenager spit on it nonstop and some hobo shoved it in his ass and returned it, so that sucks. It’s like that with all grocery produce, homeless niggers either shoving it in their ass or some kid spitting on it and putting it back.
Then you get home and they are like “ok you need a mixing bowl” and you look and your mixing bowl you got from target is cheap plastic and so it smells like chemicals and dick cancer, so you know that’s gonna effect the taste.
And like the produce, the eggs you bought are dirty and covered in microscopic cracks after some jeet made out with them and returned them, yet again. So you wash the fuck out of the eggs and they still look weird.
Finally you follow the recipe that some Soy dude with AIDS tells you to put it all in the oven, but because you are one meter above sea level, it gets all fucking burnt and all you got is some lispy gay eating his delicious bread While yours tasted like that mixing bowl except burned and crunchy.
That’s life. A constant disappointment with gays lying to you.