📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Cuckquiescent: two months ago, a TiF appeared on r/ftm begging for help in satisfying her girlfriend, who craved real dick the same way them big-eyed girls do in them little Japanese pictures. Now she returns and, though she tried to do what she could to salvage their sex life, 'twas all was for naught: "According to her now, she's a sex addict. She's fucking strangers. My friends. Anyone that lets her," she writes of her hideously horny honey. "She's taking my daughter. She's going to fuck other men. I have nothing. I gave her my life. She traded it for dick."

This story starts making a little more sense when you read through the comments and find out the newly cock-crazy "girlfriend" is a TiM:


Also, lol:


Kinda sounds like s/he does, li'l dood.


TiFs getting cucked by the power of the D seems to be a surprisingly common occurrence:

My cis gay boyfriend misses dick

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Oh but they are.

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Anyone who willingly wed this atrocious hell beast deserves the rope.

Reddit

Lol, wtf? Chasers normally go for HSTSs who put in the effort to pass, not camp drag queens.

A person of gender has posted on Reddit their lengthy complaint to Girlguiding and the lengthy response.

Seeing this entitled tranny try to throw their weight around like they've gotten used to over the past few years, only to be shot down so gracefully, is the most satisfying thing I've seen in a while.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

We’re reaching critical levels of “that happened” Captain!

Redditors have no frame of reference for reality other than other bullshit stories written by equally clueless redditors.

“Hey faggot I hate gays so I’m going to bigoted hate crime you!”

I can see that disgusted face happening tho.

And the long silence that followed.

 

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Ewoks were brave warriors who stood up to the superior firepower of the Empire with crafty log-traps. She'll be a Mogwai.
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Speaking of Mogwais, this image was reposted from @blablafishcakes on Xitter by noted gender-critical-adjacent insane writer and demonologist Mary Harrington, who used it in a Substack article. I love seeing teensy-tiny transmen next to omegahons.
The article that used this image doesn't say who these people are or what this from, and reverse image search hasn't been helpful. It's a hilarious picture and I'd love to find out more about it.

Spoiler: Mary Harrington Sperging and Vitriol

She uses this image to get idiots like me to click on her article, but then never talks about the image. The article is just her babbling about a TikTok she saw where a woman is frustrated that her babydaddy is playing video games instead of helping with the baby. Mary Harrington says, with utmost seriousness, that this is because men can't increase their izzat scores IRL because of modern technology making certain jobs obsolete, so they must hunt for precious izzat in video games instead of doing boring crap like raising their babies. Thanks for being useless, Mary.

>Indian pooner

I'd poon out if I were a pajeeta too tbh. It sounds awful existing around male jeets who constantly want to grope your bobs and rape you.

 

[ono]

Not even 3 weeks into a relationship and calling the SO "wifey" and acting totally destroyed over the breakup is the most high school shit I have ever seen. And yeah no lol I will bet money this is purely a drama stunt and his spoiled fatfuck ass is staying around for muh GTA6 vidya.
If not, DO A FLIP!

Would have actually won that money, not that I imagine many people would've bet on such a dramatic lulzy individual actually joining the 41%.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Since the BBC dropped the bullshit jargon a few weeks ago and started describing trannies accurately, they have been seething and choking. They still can't believe it and keep making videos like this one (though this is an enby) that can essentially be summarised as "THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WAAAANT! DO WHAT WE WANT AGAIN LIKE BEFOOOORE". You love to see it:

Background on this fella:


His videos are all visually jarring in an Alok Vaid / Jeffrey Marsh kind of way:

 

[Otterly]

Do people prefer a pit trap with a funko pop on top, or the more traditional snare + tendies combo these days? I already have a huge pile of crumpled trans flags and discarded Amazon boxes to disguise my hide.

all you need is a sign saying women only, and they will fling themselves in

 

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Since the BBC dropped the bullshit jargon a few weeks ago and started describing trannies accurately, they have been seething and choking. They still can't believe it and keep making videos like this one (though this is an enby) that can essentially be summarised as "THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WAAAANT! DO WHAT WE WANT AGAIN LIKE BEFOOOORE". You love to see it:

Post by @nonbinarybarrister.bsky.social — Bluesky.mp4

Background on this fella:
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His videos are all visually jarring in an Alok Vaid / Jeffrey Marsh kind of way:

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I've always thought it was goofy how British barristers wear powdered wigs since we don't do that in America anymore. But it looks even more ridiculous on this nonbinary faggot. He makes it look like a drag thing lol. He probably would show up to a courtroom in full sparkly drag queen attire.

 

[Caesar]

Background on this fella:

Fuck off you ugly prick a real woman in your position doesnt need performative OTT makeup to prove it do they

 

[Law]

I've always thought it was goofy how British barristers wear powdered wigs since we don't do that in America anymore.

We should bring it back. It'd make court way funnier.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Ewoks were brave warriors who stood up to the superior firepower of the Empire with crafty log-traps. She'll be a Mogwai.
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Speaking of Mogwais, this image was reposted from @blablafishcakes on Xitter by noted gender-critical-adjacent insane writer and demonologist Mary Harrington, who used it in a Substack article. I love seeing teensy-tiny transmen next to omegahons.
The article that used this image doesn't say who these people are or what this from, and reverse image search hasn't been helpful. It's a hilarious picture and I'd love to find out more about it.

Spoiler: Mary Harrington Sperging and Vitriol

She uses this image to get idiots like me to click on her article, but then never talks about the image. The article is just her babbling about a TikTok she saw where a woman is frustrated that her babydaddy is playing video games instead of helping with the baby. Mary Harrington says, with utmost seriousness, that this is because men can't increase their izzat scores IRL because of modern technology making certain jobs obsolete, so they must hunt for precious izzat in video games instead of doing boring crap like raising their babies. Thanks for being useless, Mary.

I thought it might be Sidhbh Gallagher aka Dr. Teet Yeet's waiting room...


...Reddit says it's Sheba Medical Center's gender clinic in Israel, which opened in 2022. (Brit TERF blog link links to the Substack you mentioned)


According to this, Sheba is the only place to get your dick chopped off in Israel.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

Guess which industry is insensitive to troon concerns. C'mon, guess.

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Over 1000 net likes. Over 100 replies.
Trend in comments is general agreement.

Here are a few comments:

Goddam this next one is more than I want to know.

A few comments show at least some of the industry is on board.
Here's one example:

"Waaaahhhhh Waaaahhh I made myself a freak of nature and now even the pervert companies don't cow tow to my will"

 

[Walnut Pound Cake]

Hero to zero: while trying to assist some young ladies in their travels, a pooner is left breathless in surprise when, upon speaking to the girls directly, they react to her gravelly frog-voice by slinging slurs like it's happy hour at the bullying bar. While I doubt this is how it actually happened, this does seem roughly in line with the absolutely abysmal manners I've observed from Gen Z and Gen Alphas, so I'm willing to tolerate some degrees of skibidi no cap on Godness if it means watching pronoun people wither and crumble like demons who hear their real names.

I’ve spoken to family but it’s kinda a eh that sucks response. Is that just what it is. It just sucks and that’s it?

Yes, you dumbshit. Normal people have bad things happen, deal with it, and move on with their lives. These people would dramatize a paper cut if they could (and note it down to bring up at their weekly therapy session).

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I've seen the picture before and I'm certain the same joke has been made before, but that trans guy in the centre with the sunglasses on the chain is KILLING IT. My dood could go stealth if he wanted to!

"Waaaahhhhh Waaaahhh I made myself a freak of nature and now even the pervert companies don't cow tow to my will"

Trans people want and love gendered marketing until they don't want and love it.

Every single trans man who hates the sex toys marketed at men (ie marketed at somebody with a penis) also uses AXE body spray.

 

[Law]

makes me wonder if this blue-haired biddy was trying to take pity on what she assumed was a delusional tweaker

I can confirm that the whole "oh, it's so nice to see a man who dresses how he wants, that skirt looks lovely on you" is done on purpose by older women who are done with the transanity. "What a lovely name, it's the same as my nephew's" is another one.
And of course you're only "only trying to be nice" when they start throwing quesadillas at the wall or destroying your GameStop in retaliation. You "don't understand what the problem is" when they swear bloody vengeance on you for telling them you liked their nail polish.
I like to feel like I shattered a few delusions of trandeur with a well-timed "thank you, sir" myself.

 

[DumbDude43]

@Magic Pickle

transandrophobia

i really don't think this exists at all
i get the "transmisogyny" whining from troons because there's plenty of people who really despise and detest mtf troons (me included) but i have never seen that kind of hate for ftm trannies, those usually just get pity and sadness, at most mockery and ridicule.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

i have never seen that kind of hate for ftm trannies, those usually just get pity and sadness, at most mockery and ridicule.

The hate for ftm trannies mostly comes from lesbians who see it as a form of lesbian erasure.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

The hate for ftm trannies mostly comes from lesbians who see it as a form of lesbian erasure.

You don't need to be a lesbian to hate their bullshit insanity. You just need to read a few stories kvetching how they won't ever find a girlfriend who doesn't secretly crave real dick, or how they despair that they won't ever get to experience being a persecuted little gay boy, or how they hate bisexuals because they never know if that validates their gender or not.

In fact, the 'mummy is becoming new daddy' FtM subtype with young children is the lowest, scummiest form of troon out there.

 

[Julie Newmar]

The hate for ftm trannies mostly comes from lesbians who see it as a form of lesbian erasure.

I grew up in the rural south in the 80s-2000s. Besides me, there were some 5 other lesbians that were out. All but one are now non-binary or a dood. And down here (with the exception of a bisexual girl I knew with true, diagnosed bipolar disorder, she became a “fag”), they all transition to “straight” “men.” It’s sad.

 

[YouTube Autist]

u we’re never cool. I use to get a long

do or do not they're no alternative

it driven me so mad

I lose friend because my depression get worse

That was when I decide to transition.

this journey who was at the beginning high on hope

Why are so many of these posts riddled with peculiar, cavemannish language errors?

I don't have any force to do anything constructive, simply consume media and sleep till the end of the day because that what I do.

This should really be the slogan of the trans movement. I can see it chiseled in marble above the entrance of the Hall of Trans Remembrance.

I keep my hair done very specifically to hide my hairline, I just don't understand why they would say that. I really want to get FFS as soon as possible and fix it, but it's been such a nightmare finding a surgeon who is skilled enough for me to feel safe and also takes insurance. I'm just spiraling about it today

Something tells me that if a ("cis") male made such a display about his receding hairline, and publicly vowed to get plastic surgery to fix it, many of these gender people would easily identify it as an absurd overreaction.

 

[Chandelier]

The exact same group of fujos has once again made a crying post about the Farms, including a user who roleplays her own pregnancy as her favourite gay ship. She sees herself as her own tumblr sexy man. She's upset for "getting curious" and now her replies are filled with handmaidens and progressive racists who want to act as if they didn't ask for a spot light on them due to their behavior. This same woman wondered why people were spamming her pregnancy tweet and that she was not a misogynist, when none of her Twitter feed features a single woman (if there are, they're all zippertits). She admitted she was naming her kid after a character she headcanons as trans, not her Kyrgyzstani uncle. While the OP here is an actual woman, the rest are some flavor of gender special trying to start a trans disabled race war.

Lady - uterus owner, whatever the fuck you want to be called - let me put it very clearly: you made your own pregnancy about a fucking gay ship, that is a level of fujo I cannot even BEGIN to comprehend. Your child is part of a LARP where you think you're the fictional character you want pregnant. Holy fuck, read the room. You posted your own pregnancy photos!

After this, she went private - for now.



Your baby is going to be named after a fictional character and not your Kyrgyzstani uncle. Skye there is known to be as toxic as her Agent Orange namesake; this is just them playing the victim.

I can do this all day. You'll spot a few familiar names if you visit the Arcane thread. That includes you, Sera. The shots are coming from inside the house.


Yunarissss2 there is a Mexican whose pfp is the total extent of her art skills. She loves being a racist misogynist whenever she can, but unlike Nick Fuentes, won't commit to the bit.

This led to one member trying to reach out in good faith, but as these users have noted, their posts have been here for months without issue among their clique. If you are upset with the words you have said, then it isn't my problem if I simply screenshot it. You said it - own it.



As Levia went private and blocked the rest, this reach out was for nothing. Again, they're more upset at me screenshotting what they say, vs what they're actually saying.

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>Indian pooner
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I'd poon out if I were a pajeeta too tbh. It sounds awful existing around male jeets who constantly want to grope your bobs and rape you.

So small even the mighty Indian train skips over them.