📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Positron]

They said it wasn't fair to be afraid of a whole group of people, especially if that group is oppressed themselves, and

Oppressed groups can become oppessors. I'm sick of this binary (get it?) thinking these people doubtless picked up from college profs

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Epstein files partially dropped, trans people most affected

 

[The Taco Santo!]

being uninvited to holiday events

You shouldn't want to be around transphobes anyway, right? And it's not like you celebrate Christ's birth.

Just as I was about to check back ...

So it is sort of true, but not quite the feared general roundup.
Shucks.

Still, getting closer. If Biden's DoJ had done this for 'radical right-wing potential terrorists', they all would've been on the horn to the FBI in no time flat to turn in their entire extended families.

 

[RonRiot]

i hereby put out a bounty on all troons everywhere
make a tranny rope and i will reward you with a sticker

Do people prefer a pit trap with a funko pop on top, or the more traditional snare + tendies combo these days? I already have a huge pile of crumpled trans flags and discarded Amazon boxes to disguise my hide.

 

[Syikeblade]

Bit of a long one but a tif has recently broken up with her month long ex boyfriend who's gay(bi) and has BPD+Narcissisim.

Spoiler: Long one

I’m posting here because I really need to talk about this and also hear other trans guys’ perspectives.
For context: my boyfriend and I have been together for a little over a month and when we first met he didn’t know I was trans.
That very first night, shortly after kissing me, he told me that he once tried being with a woman but female genitalia made him feel so disgusted he almost threw up. That immediately stuck with me and kind of froze me. Soon after, I came out to him as trans.
He took a moment to think and then told me that it didn’t matter to him, that since I’m a man he still wanted to try being with me. At the time, that reassured me a lot.
We quickly started exploring the sexual side of the relationship (like, 3 days later) and before him I was completely sexually inexperienced even tho I'm 29 (mostly because of dysphoria and because I’d never felt safe enough to let anyone touch me). I have top surgery scheduled in about two months, and knowing it’s finally that close has made me feel a lot more confident in my body and in myself, so with him I felt able to let go a bit.
At the beginning, I was terrified that he wouldn’t be able to get hard with me or that his attraction would disappear once things got sexual. That never happened. On that front, everything worked fine, which made me feel safer and more reassured at first.
We attempted penetration only twice. Both times there was a lot of bleeding, which really scared me (I later saw a gynecologist who confirmed it was just a hymenal tear). After that he stopped trying penetration and for the past 3 weeks it’s only been mutual masturbation.
For additional context: he usually prefers to bottom. With me, he said he was okay topping, but I even suggested going together to a sex shop to pick out a strap-on so I could top him instead.
About a week ago, he went on a family cruise and while he was there he called me to tell me he “made a mistake”: he flirted all evening with a guy, and the guy tried multiple times to kiss him (he says he never let it happen... I don’t know what to believe). That already hurt a lot and felt like a red flag.
Also, there were already emotional issues in the relationship: he really struggles with empathy and emotional availability and he has BPD + narcissistic personality disorder.
While we were talking about everything (still while he was abroad) I told him that as soon as he got back we needed to have a serious conversation about what wasn't working for me in the relationship (not just the almost-cheating).
That’s when he said something that completely broke me:
“I don’t see any problems in our relationship. Everything is fine for me. Yeah, I miss dick, but I get over it because I love you.”
Even though, logically, I already knew this was probably how he felt, hearing it out loud destroyed me... especially because he knew I’d been extremely dysphoric for days, and he had literally seen me cry over it. Now I feel like my body is a compromise for him rather than something he genuinely desires and I can’t stop thinking about that sentence.
I’m very close to breaking up with him (and realistically, I probably will tonight) but I still wanted to ask: If you were in my place, what would you have done? Would you have stayed and tried to communicate how hurtful that comment was, or would that be a dealbreaker for you too?
Thanks to anyone who read this far. I really needed to get it out.
UPDATE: So... in the end we broke up and I already feel like a I got a weight off my chest.

The comments are the usual hug box as always.

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[The Taco Santo!]

Do people prefer a pit trap with a funko pop on top, or the more traditional snare + tendies combo these days? I already have a huge pile of crumpled trans flags and discarded Amazon boxes to disguise my hide.

Unaccompanied toddler with a rope snare.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

before him I was completely sexually inexperienced even tho I'm 29

Fujos thinking bisexual men are somehow "safer" because of reading homosexual fanfiction written by fetishistic femcels is seriously going to cause some kind of zoomer AIDS epidemic.

 

[Paper Machete]

He took a moment to think and then told me that it didn’t matter to him, that since I’m a man he still wanted to try being with me.

Gaaawwwd, this shit is so retarded.

About a week ago, he went on a family cruise and while he was there he called me to tell me he “made a mistake”: he flirted all evening with a guy, and the guy tried multiple times to kiss him (he says he never let it happen... I don’t know what to believe). That already hurt a lot and felt like a red flag.

"Felt like a red flag"? That's not just a warning, it's the thing itself. Someone doing shit like that and then telling you is basically gauging how much you'll let them get away with. It's not being honest, it's seeing if you'll take it lying down.

he really struggles with empathy and emotional availability and he has BPD + narcissistic personality disorder.

Why did you start dating this man?

“I don’t see any problems in our relationship. Everything is fine for me. Yeah, I miss dick, but I get over it because I love you.”
Even though, logically, I already knew this was probably how he felt, hearing it out loud destroyed me.

She's talking about how she logically knows he thirsts for cock but I wonder about the other parts. Did you really think he had genuine feelings? That he didn't see any problems in the relationship?

I don't think he was bi. I think this is a legit homo of the sexual. He didn't want to interact with her no no parts and even described attempts before as harrowing. I think this is just another example of the retardation that comes from "trans men are men!" messaging. A lot of people are just shy of retarded enough that they unquestioningly muddle along over the cliff if they hear it enough times.

 

[YouTube Autist]

"When I'm laying on my death bed, will I truly be dying as a woman?"

Is that when you die and turn into a skeleton with a little pink bow on the head?

And for those who are genderqueer,
non-conforming, gender-flux,
non-binary, and transgender,
may you be granted the safe spaces to be yourself,
and the found families to love and accept you.
Do not let others tell you who you are.
You are loved and you are valid.

Basically I semi called out a cis woman who is pretty big in the local queer activist community for her actual abuse allegations and the toxicity I have witnessed and the various manipulations I have faced being so close to her and then being verbally abused and discarded by her for calling it out.

What a heap of distortions. What did OP do? Hardly anything! He merely "semi called out" a woman. In response, this woman, who is a TOXIC MANIPULATOR, "verbally abused and discarded" him. As you can see, even though OP attacked this woman and called her a bitch and a ho, he really did nothing at all and she was the real aggressor.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Pooner shares a boring and slightly confusing story that is presented as a W. There are a handful of things worth mentioning:

1. This person claims to be a man, yet self-referentially uses the word 'cry' or 'crying' three separate times throughout her short story.
2. She posts in a lot of subreddits relating to depression and self-harm.
3. Both her and her sibling are trans. If we grant that this is an organic phenomenon that just naturally happens without any external influence, then there is a 0.25% chance of this happening (going by the current estimated rates of transgenderism manifestation).
4. She mentions a stepdad, implying a broken home.
5. Said stepdad indulges her delusions and gives her masculine clothing to wear without question.

Accounting for all factors, the stepdad sounds like a groomer who likely gets off on trans-ing other people's vulnerable children. I'd bet cash that this took place in California.

 

[Potato Burrito]

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Pooner shares a boring and slightly confusing story that is presented as a W. There are a handful of things worth mentioning:

1. This person claims to be a man, yet self-referentially uses the word 'cry' or 'crying' three separate times throughout her short story.
2. She posts in a lot of subreddits relating to depression and self-harm.
3. Both her and her sibling are trans. If we grant that this is an organic phenomenon that just naturally happens without any external influence, then there is a 0.25% chance of this happening (going by the current estimated rates of transgenderism manifestation).
4. She mentions a stepdad, implying a broken home.
5. Said stepdad indulges her delusions and gives her masculine clothing to wear without question.

Accounting for all factors, the stepdad sounds like a groomer who likely gets off on trooning out other people's vulnerable children. I'd bet cash that this took place in California.

A bit more from the comments. The entire family is "queer":



Yaoi consumer detected (we been knew):


If we're taking bets I'm going for oddball "queer" liberal family smack dab in MAGA country, maybe Florida. Mom has a half-shaved head and has rainbows on all her shit, stepdad has definitely tasted peen.

 

[Syikeblade]

An tif femcel is sad that no women real or fake will ever give the chance to top them.





And the typical creep lesbian who needs lie so dates won't potentially bail on day one.


These femcel should just date each other.

 

[Magic Pickle]

After a new addition to the crew recognizes that this tranny is, indeed, a tranny, OP's coworkers begin icing him out - specifically the men around him, who allegedly made attempts to flirt in the past. Upon imbibing a strong pour of rum and cope, OP insists that the reason his male coworkers are offended by his presence now is because they were desperate to have hot, slimy sex with him: "It's not my fault that [u we're] attracted to me," he says, not realizing that there's probably now a group chat using covert pictures of him as a meme behind his back.
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Feeling kind of bad about the way some co workers have treated because they found out I’m trans​

Isn’t it funny how u can be soo cool with someone then boom they find out ur trans and it’s like u we’re never cool. I use to get a long with all my coworkers very well. I’ve never flirted or made advances towards any workers tho some have occasionally tried to flirt with me. Well anyways recently I believe a new coworker started to tell everyone that I might be trans. Since then I have realized the male coworkers who I was so cool with no longer want to talk to me, it honestly hurts my feelings but it is what it is. I’m convince tho that most of them are really upset because they probably secretly desired me in other ways without knowing I was trans, but it’s not my fault that u we’re attracted to me when I just wanted to be your friend

In a last ditch effort to save his own life from his own knife, a troon decided a few years ago to give the whole "following your girly truth" thing a try, describing it as a "leap of faith hoping for the best." But this hopeful hop has landed him in nothing but hot water as his depression remains so all-consuming that it drives everyone in his life away from him. "All of this was for nothing," he writes in what reads like a future suicide note. "It was the worst decision I've made in life." See, transphobes? Transition saves lives!
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I want to end this....​

Two years and half ago I was on my lowest point, I remember being on my bike after seeing a psychologist who simply give me the Yoda advice (do or do not they're no alternative) and it driven me so mad I was at the point of wanting killing myself in the river to end this.
But I didn't because at this point, I understood I was back to the wall, I couldn't do more to cope my situation, to desperate situation desperate measure. I was alone, my life was without any meaning and even simple pleasure who's objective is to give dopamine doesn't work anymore
It was 16 years in the denial of what I wanted and I decide it was no more
That was when I decide to transition. To change my life for the better, to do a leap of faith hoping for the best.
It's been two years and a half now, this journey who was at the beginning high on hope about finally showing my true self is now a painful depressive road. Hrt does nothing to me. Losing weight does nothing too. I lose friend because my depression get worse and I'm seen by the others as a black hole of sadness and self depreciation. I'm more alone than before and people showed me their true color too by abandoning me at my lowest point. I've got no passion and I reached an apathetic level of everything that I don't have any force to do anything constructive, simply consume media and sleep till the end of the day because that what I do.
I'm tired of it, I did everything people tell me to do to have a good life and it didn't work, I did what I want to do with my life and now it's worse than before.I see people here and in other channel posting their W. They got people who love them, they look beautiful, womanly and complete and when you call them their brag, they just gonna say they are sorry and/or just saying to shut up because you dim their light. I'm becoming a husk of myself simply getting more disappointed by life, friend, family and myself
If it's gonna be the rest of my life, I think I would like to pass. I just want to stop everything, to abandon myself to the self autodestructive indulgence who brought me to this boiling point because at least, even if I've got no hope for the future , I didn't exhaust myself for nothing.
All of this was for nothing and I'm tired of pretending, it was to late, I was unlucky from the start and not built for this environment.
It was a mistake and it was the worst decision I've made in my life

A MTF winds up as the butt of the joke when his two nonbinary poly-pals take turns making fun of his formidable forehead, which he was already feeling nervous about due to a likely resemblance to Riff-Raff of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame. This passing comment has lead him to the depths of despair, especially since he's struggling to find a cost-free carver to cut up his creepy countenance into comely cuteness.
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My partner made a joke about the size of my forehead and it's made me super insecure​

My partner (21NB) joked with my other partner (27NB) that I have a "distinguished forehead" and it's made me feel so obsessive about something I was already insecure about. I keep my hair done very specifically to hide my hairline, I just don't understand why they would say that. I really want to get FFS as soon as possible and fix it, but it's been such a nightmare finding a surgeon who is skilled enough for me to feel safe and also takes insurance. I'm just spiraling about it today

Hero to zero: while trying to assist some young ladies in their travels, a pooner is left breathless in surprise when, upon speaking to the girls directly, they react to her gravelly frog-voice by slinging slurs like it's happy hour at the bullying bar. While I doubt this is how it actually happened, this does seem roughly in line with the absolutely abysmal manners I've observed from Gen Z and Gen Alphas, so I'm willing to tolerate some degrees of skibidi no cap on Godness if it means watching pronoun people wither and crumble like demons who hear their real names.
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Tw: T slur/hate speech. Baby’s first run in​

I’m a year n a bit on T, at the beginning had the occasional d*ke comment with my shaved head but today was my first run in with full on hate speech AND IT WAS BC I HELPED SOMEBODY
Not that I was being a hero by any means, ppl pushing and barging through not letting a group of girls pass. I stand back let them come through - they do the whole “omg thanks ur the only girl to stop for us ty ty” being so nice to me. I reply “yea no worries” ….. After hearing my voice then goes “ew what are u” with the most disgusted face and before I could even begin to think of a response says “I take it all back you dirty, disgusting fucking tr*nny”
Lucky I had a Xanax today bc fuck me that turned my day upside down. I’m in such shock. I don’t even know how to begin to process an interaction like that or even wrap my head around how ppl can be so horrible.
I transgenderly helped u?? That’s the problem?
I feel yucky. I feel sad. I need support bc this sucks. Throughout the last 15 months of transition I’ve had to fem-ify myself in public bit by bit bc anytime I’m queer presenting or ‘clocky’ these run ins seem to happen all the more frequent. How do u deal with these experiences. I’ve spoken to family but it’s kinda a eh that sucks response. Is that just what it is. It just sucks and that’s it?

Granny on tranny violence: on his way home from an appointment with a trained brain wrangler, a TiM is cut to his core when an elderly woman compliments his outfit - and acknowledges explicitly that she knows he's a guy in drag. Rather than appreciate what good could come from such a strange interaction, OP can barely hold back tears and says something about lacking upper teeth, which makes me wonder if this blue-haired biddy was trying to take pity on what she assumed was a delusional tweaker.
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I’m trying not to cry!!!​

I was at Walmart…I was feeling great…just had a psychiatric appointment done and got my meds refilled…I was walking around in the electronics section…and some old lady in maybe her 70s…using a riding cart…she stopped me and said “You know you’re a man dressed like a woman…but you look nice and I love your stockings.” I’ve had to try to bit my tongue without having upper teeth and hold myself back from bursting into tears!!! I absolutely hate old people!! Most of them out here are Trumpers and give me dirty looks…this is the first time any of them have approached me and said anything…and I was looking pretty today…have a nice dress on…with those viral fleece lined stockings that are ultra stretchy and don’t run…I did my makeup…I have my nice heels on…but now all I want to do is go home and go back to sleep and try again tomorrow…

A "stealth" FTM who works with women poppin' out little posies from their ladygardens is feeling like freshly-cut grass when a fellow nurse mows her over with a horrific revelation: she phonebooked the shit out of her and knows that OP isn't who she claims to be. Because Redditors believe escalation is the best form of retaliation, numerous users suggest going to HR in an attempt to have the coworker fired; because losing a job in this economy is not a suitable enough punishment for crimes against transanity, one user brings up options for OP to sue the coworker in question as another advises having the coworker thrown in jail if she tries to spread the information. Unfortunately, OP is the level of stealth where allegedly not even HR knows, which ties her hands on what to do next.
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Outed by coworker​

I work in health care in L&D and that means predominantly female patients. I’m always seen as an oddity as a man on this unit. But I am stealth (2+ years on T and do not talk about my past in great detail, though sometimes lying about how my son was conceived, etc).
Yesterday I was about to get report from one of the sweetest older Momma Hen nurses and she goes “I need to talk to you!!!! I found some things out!” I panicked the entire time she’s giving report.
We go into an empty room, and she tells she knows everything about my past— tells me birth name and even told me she knew about very personal things.
Both my FB and IG were private and I thought I had scrubbed anything identifying from them both, but evidently not enough. She even had a screenshot of some personal things. I deactivated both my accounts immediately but now I wonder who at work knows.
Has anyone been through this? I really am scared and asked her not to tell anyone… but if she found stuff, who’s to say others haven’t?

Finally, a girl pretending to be a guy hates that guys pretending to be girls suppress and silence every attempt her fellow girl-guys make to speak about the mistreatment they get from guy-girls. Anyone else noticing the absolute cannibalism taking place in the trans community lately? It seems the walls of the crab bucket are closing in, leading to some very vicious clashing of claws...
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Other trans people hate us​

I am becoming very scared of the rise in transandrophobia and general anti-man rhetoric in trans fem and non binary communities. And the second you call it out, you get called a woman hating transmisogynist. Like?? Can we PLEASE use our brains here. Telling a transfem/enby that calling us “hefabs” and “zippertits” is indeed transphobic and very offensive to trans mascs has NOTHING do to with them being a trans woman/enby themselves. They’re just a bigot, pain and simple. The fact so many of them won’t even try and listen to us is scary. It pushes a further divide in the trans community when we should be standing together. This boys vs girls rhetoric is so primary school, how can we have not grown past “boys have cooties”? We get erased, spoken over, fetishised, misgendered and as soon as we call it out, suddenly we “hate all women” and “are bitching and crying over nothing”. Now obviously, not every transfem and enby is like that, and we absolutely love and appreciate those who stand with us and uplift our voices. But the very loud population of trans people that outright hate trans men in particular is alarming and disturbing. And I WISH we could talk about it without being labelled transmisogynist woman haters.

 

[Waffle Iron]

some degrees of skibidi no cap on Godness

Reading these latin characters strung together in this order makes me feel some kind of way.

Lucky I had a Xanax today

Of course you're sedated....Sedated & Mutilated, could be a good band name for a metal band.

viral fleece lined stockings

I looked these things up. I must say, the product pictures are pretty fire.

sometimes lying about how my son was conceived

Why is this allowed? Imagine if the main male figure in your life is some frog-voiced medical abomination.

 

[Uzumaki]

“I take it all back you dirty, disgusting fucking tr*nny”

We’re reaching critical levels of “that happened” Captain!

Redditors have no frame of reference for reality other than other bullshit stories written by equally clueless redditors.

“Hey faggot I hate gays so I’m going to bigoted hate crime you!”

 

[Sean Andalou]

Guess which industry is insensitive to troon concerns. C'mon, guess.


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"oh boy I sure do hope to find a lovely toy for myself"
"onahole for MEN" "stimulator for the MEN" "super cool toy for a MAN a MANLY MAN the MANLIEST of MEN"
please... stop... I just want to buy something

Over 1000 net likes. Over 100 replies.
Trend in comments is general agreement.

Here are a few comments:

They can even be non-inclusive when it comes to toys that aren't even gendered in what they can do, yet companies still specifically market them to one gender or the other.
There's a particular type of toy used in a certain kink that any gender with any configuration of genitals can, and do, enjoy; yet these toys are 99% of the time sold under the Men's section, it's a bit infuriating :

Goddam this next one is more than I want to know.

Urethral sounding toys. It's like the presence of a vaginal hole means companies ignore that cis and post-op trans women still have a urethra, and can find just as much enjoyment as someone with a dick.

A few comments show at least some of the industry is on board.
Here's one example:

I have a shop near me that very explicitly organize things by parts and they tend not to have things that say specifically men or specifically women on it. It is so lovely to have such a wonderfully queer toy store near me. I wish that was the default.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Guess which industry is insensitive to troon concerns. C'mon, guess.

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Over 1000 net likes. Over 100 replies.
Trend in comments is general agreement.

Here are a few comments:

Goddam this next one is more than I want to know.

A few comments show at least some of the industry is on board.
Here's one example:

Christ. These people get more excited about degenerate interests, sharing them with strangers, and throwing money at their dicks than I do about home renovation.

And I mean… I really like home renovation.

 

[fish fillet]

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If she's an adult and 4'9" she's technically a Little Person, usually defined as a fully-grown adult under 4'10". I wonder if she has any of the common signs, like disproportionate limb length? If she goes on testosterone, she'll probably get the weird hair growth and become a literal Hobbit. Her acceptance of being eternally single seems like a reasonable decision.

 

[Julie Newmar]

If she's an adult and 4'9" she's technically a Little Person, usually defined as a fully-grown adult under 4'10". I wonder if she has any of the common signs, like disproportionate limb length? If she goes on testosterone, she'll probably get the weird hair growth and become a literal Hobbit. Her acceptance of being eternally single seems like a reasonable decision.

Hobbits were still man-shaped if they were male. She’ll be an Ewok.

 

[Law]

Ewoks were brave warriors who stood up to the superior firepower of the Empire with crafty log-traps. She'll be a Mogwai.

Speaking of Mogwais, this image was reposted from @blablafishcakes on Xitter by noted gender-critical-adjacent insane writer and demonologist Mary Harrington, who used it in a Substack article. I love seeing teensy-tiny transmen next to omegahons.
The article that used this image doesn't say who these people are or what this from, and reverse image search hasn't been helpful. It's a hilarious picture and I'd love to find out more about it.

Spoiler: Mary Harrington Sperging and Vitriol

She uses this image to get idiots like me to click on her article, but then never talks about the image. The article is just her babbling about a TikTok she saw where a woman is frustrated that her babydaddy is playing video games instead of helping with the baby. Mary Harrington says, with utmost seriousness, that this is because men can't increase their izzat scores IRL because of modern technology making certain jobs obsolete, so they must hunt for precious izzat in video games instead of doing boring crap like raising their babies. Thanks for being useless, Mary.