📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[deermeat]

Pooner tumblr dump. I love tumblr pooners, tumblr is the original breeding farm for poonery so everything feels raw and untainted compared to Reddit's over-moderation. I am sorry if my screenshots are poor, Tumblr is pretty hard to screenshot.
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Early 2025 vs Late 2025.
She somehow has a more feminine face in the after photos even with the sad attempt as angle frauding.

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I've noticed a rise in trannies (both poons and troons) accepting neopronouns when beforehand that sorta thing was only reserved for terminally online teenagers, but of course all these people are mentally stunted so I guess the shoe still fits. This is the natural progression of tolerating the absurdity of they/them pronouns.

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non-it/its users need to get their shit together fr

ok time to elaborate.
earlier today i was talking to someone and i mentioned one of my friends, and said 'yeah it was saying-' and before i could finish my sentence she interrupted me and went "it?" as if i'd misspoken. when i said "yeah, it said-" she looked at me as if i'd like insulted her or something and went "why are you calling your friends its? don't you mean they?"
i pretty much just went "nevermind" because that's not worth it (and no i'm not misgendering a friend for someone else's "comfort" like wtf) but the issue is
this. happens. every. time.
you tell someone else you use it/its? they look at you like you're fucking insane. 99% of the time they will refuse to use your pronouns because it's "offensive" to them (yknow what else is offensive? purposely misgendering me when i literally just told you my pronouns). when you talk about a friend who uses it/its pronouns, 99% of the time the other person will try to like. correct you or stop you even though they don't even know who you're talking about.
"well they/them is gender neutral too so just use th-" no. my pronouns are it/its. they/them is not it/its. they/them is misgendering.
"but it's gender neutra-" okay and? if dude said he uses he/him and you used they/them that's misgendering. why is it okay when it's it pronouns?
"but it's offensive to refer to people as-" bitch i am literally referring to myself as it/its. i am telling you directly in plain words that these are the pronouns that make me comfortable. i don't give a fuck what you think of them they are my pronouns
at this point i settle with they/them because i'm just done having people look at me like i said a slur when i tell them what pronouns i'm comfortable with.
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so! there is quite a compilation of people in the comments being pretty much exactly the person this post is criticizing, so i want to add on just a little.
i thought it was clear, but evidently not clear enough: i do not give a shit about how anyone else feels about my pronouns. you do not get to reassign me pronouns for your own comfort or out of a misplaced sense of justice/protection. i get to choose my pronouns and i choose it/its.
"but it/its has been used negatively towards me in the past, so i feel too uncomfortable using them for you!" i understand that, but why do you have the right to make me uncomfortable instead? she/her pronouns have been used negatively towards us in the past, and sometimes we're so dysphoric it hurts to hear other people referred to with those pronouns and refer to people with she/her.
we are not going to go up to someone and say "actually, please don't use she/her around me, because it makes me uncomfortable and has been used negatively towards me in the past. i'm going to use they/them for you instead, even though those aren't your pronouns, and may make you uncomfortable."
my issue with those pronouns is mine to work through. it is not my place to tell people to use different pronouns because of what i think, nor is it my place to arbitrarily reassign them.
"they/them is gender neutral, you can't misgender someone with gender neutral pronouns!" yes you can. misgendering = using pronouns that the person does not use. there are a very large amount of it/its users in the notes who absolutely agree that they/them is incredibly uncomfortable. they are two different words. they do not convey the same gender. they do not convey the same vibe.
"then i'll just use no pronouns and just the person's name!" that is degendering. avoiding a person's pronouns and finding a "work around" so that you're still Technically Not Misgendering Them. some people do prefer no pronouns, and that's great! but if i am giving you a set of pronouns and asking them to use them for me, and you straight up refuse, that is just. rude.
i do not give a shit how you feel about my pronouns use it/its or get out!
(non-it/its users please use your brain cells before you add words to this post)

Pooners are absolutely obsessed with dogs, much more than troons. While troons talk about being "puppygirls", its mainly in referencing being a dumb submissive bimbo aka the ultimate male fantasy of how a woman should be, a step slightly above a woman acting like an inanimate object.
Meanwhile pooners are obsessed with dog-like imagery in its most literal sense which makes them come across like edgy teenage girls instead of the "bad-ass" effect they were hoping for.

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More pooner vs trooner! This time about names with the criticism being.... Pooners are more normal about names than troons? For some reason the poster has shitty Windows NT borders surrounding the image because of course trannies love the "old web" aesthetic yet never utilize it properly.

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the transandrophobia has hit the ftmblr
anyway the most common name that trans women pick is lily which is an awesome fucking name even if it is common
i know so many trans women named lily and not a single trans man named kai
who the fuck cares if a name is common or unique, they picked the name out themselves that they really liked and you shitting on their name choice is just straight up fucking transphobic, especially since trans guys already get SO MUCH SHIT for their names.
do fucking better.

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Lol. No comment.

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The most manliest reaction! You're totally not ruining your life, dood!

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More selfies! Just a bunch.

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What's with me being more muscular than most pooners as a lazy fuck, am I just a freak?

What the fuck

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[Positron]

Seeing uglified, mutilated women hobbling around each other is disturbing to me and I don't think a lot of the bystanders are there for the reasons the pooners think they are.

We need a David Attenborough voice-over.

 

[General Zoider]

Something that a lot of pooners don't realize is that unlike troons time works in their favor if they really care about passing. Because once they hit their 40+ years and begin hagmaxxing the mix of hormones and surgery will actually make them look like disgusting old men.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Uh-oh! Orange Man's FDA is going after the companies that specialize in crushing mentally ill girls' breasts and ribs:



Article: https://www.raps.org/news-and-artic...osts-warning-letters-to-manufacturers-of-brea

 

[Amaro]

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edit: quoting the specific spoiler didn’t work, sorry- I’m referring to blue hair, fourth individual from the bottom of the post.


This one is so particularly unfortunate- she has one of the better passing faces I’ve seen- from the neck up she resembles “grade school friend’s older brother who gamed all day and let you guys watch his Jackass tapes” - and then you get to the full body shots and see she hit the lottery on large breasts and some of the most feminine, pear-shaped hips imaginable.

Mother Nature is a huuuuuuge bitch.

 

[General Zoider]

edit: quoting the specific spoiler didn’t work, sorry- I’m referring to blue hair, fourth individual from the bottom of the post.


This one is so particularly unfortunate- she has one of the better passing faces I’ve seen- from the neck up she resembles “grade school friend’s older brother who gamed all day and let you guys watch his Jackass tapes” - and then you get to the full body shots and see she hit the lottery on large breasts and some of the most feminine, pear-shaped hips imaginable.

Mother Nature is a huuuuuuge bitch.

It's almost like they werent designed to be male

 

[scathefire]

The fucking amateur unrehearsed improvised women’s wrestling. Nobody is allowed to call anyone’s ideas stupid though so I guess we just have to let these girls become quadriplegics. I mean can you imagine how invalidating it would feel to be told not to do something dangerous with no training or sense? They’re just trying to exist!

Even with the mismanaged nightmare that Creator Clash was, the fighters all training for the event was a big and important factor. This though, it’s just a bunch of completely untrained obese pooners schlepping around each other and getting injured. Something bad was bound to happen to begin with.

Uh-oh! Orange Man's FDA is going after the companies that specialize in crushing mentally ill girls' breasts and ribs:

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Article: https://www.raps.org/news-and-artic...osts-warning-letters-to-manufacturers-of-brea

I can’t believe that pooners think there’s no risk of permanent injury when they’re actively crushing their ribs and lungs for at least like 12 hours a day, every single day. That shit is dangerous but they still act like there’s a fundamental difference between using ace bandages or whatever vs. “safe” binding. This FDA regulation was a long time coming.

 

[A serious hat]

Even with the mismanaged nightmare that Creator Clash was, the fighters all training for the event was a big and important factor. This though, it’s just a bunch of completely untrained obese pooners schlepping around each other and getting injured. Something bad was bound to happen to begin with.

I can’t believe that pooners think there’s no risk of permanent injury when they’re actively crushing their ribs and lungs for at least like 12 hours a day, every single day. That shit is dangerous but they still act like there’s a fundamental difference between using ace bandages or whatever vs. “safe” binding. This FDA regulation was a long time coming.

I always found it interesting that these types would screech about corsets back in the Victorian era, they’re damaging and harmful and solely for DA MALE GAYYYZEEE, yet be all in on this modern form of corseting. But it’s the same people who were vocally against FGM (as we all should be), yet now support and demand it for themselves and children. What a time to be alive!

 

[Julie Newmar]

I always found it interesting that these types would screech about corsets back in the Victorian era, they’re damaging and harmful and solely for DA MALE GAYYYZEEE, yet be all in on this modern form of corseting. But it’s the same people who were vocally against FGM (as we all should be), yet now support and demand it for themselves and children. What a time to be alive!

Same with “sex work.” Only ghouls believe women should be disadvantaged enough to be trafficked or traffic themselves to strangers for a pittance, but as soon as some obese chick with cotton candy hair and a septum ring sits on a dildo in front of a camera (in the safety of her own home with printable tax forms for it, but that’s another gripe for another board) we have to stop criticizing prostitution.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Uh-oh! Orange Man's FDA is going after the companies that specialize in crushing mentally ill girls' breasts and ribs:

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Article: https://www.raps.org/news-and-artic...osts-warning-letters-to-manufacturers-of-brea

Unfortunately, binders are much easier to produce than hrt, so I can't really see this being effectively enforced. More than likely they'll use different names or other turnarounds.

 

[Aquarius]

>female artist littleyvietnam
>and you know they’re female because they use “they / them / he / him” pronouns

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>makes original character called Exé
>Exé is clearly a female survivor of childhood sexual abuse
>now Exé dresses in baggy clothes and kills male sexual predators of women and children
>Littleyvietnam makes homemade music videos for her OC
>sets it to some feminist protest song
>tells story of woman running away from male attackers
>she’s rescued by some female vigilante hero
>Littley makes the female superhero a pooner, complete with visible breast removal scars
>and that’s how you know it’s part of her series on Exé
So, in an attempt to make art with pro-woman and anti-sex abuse themes, the artist makes the heroic female protagonist a man. And inevitably reinforces the idea that men are protectors and predators, whereas women are hapless victims and damsels. The only women who can become heroes and stop male violence are the ones who LARP as males.

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Source and archive.

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And, of course, the comments are full of women and girls who lack any and all self-awareness. For example…

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I'm a trans man who was sexually abused as a child. I may not be a woman but l understand and will stand by my sisters, just like Exé.

Oh wow, an FTM who was raped as a child. How totally unique and not at all predictable. It’s so cool how she attempts to reframe herself as a man who saves women and not a woman who once needed saving. I’m sure this isn’t a desperate attempt at repression and will totally lead to insight.

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I like that Exé has "rabbit ears" like he sees the girl. Both as a nod to who he once was, but also to show that he is dangerous to the people hunting her down, as he sees them as helpless rabbits against him, the wolf. But also, that he won't hurt the girl, because he was a scared rabbit too, once.
Edit - also, as he's walking towards her, his foot is shown as a rabbits foot! Another sign he won't hurt her. A once rabbit walking towards kin, only separated by who he is now! Dude this animatic is so good!

Ah yes, the two genders, wolf and rabbit, victimizer and victim. And these people say TERFs equate womanhood with suffering? What the hell is this, then?

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Huh top scars
Probably had to deal with his own wolves in the past

yeah that's what i thought of when i saw the scars too

You gotta love how these pooners perpetuate the same stereotypes they themselves would be offended by. Tell a pooner that she chopped her tits off because she’s raped and traumatized, and she’ll flip out. Show that same pooner an animated movie about a raped woman cutting her tits off and she’ll go, “that’s literally me fr fr”.

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THE SAVIOR IS TRANS!!! YESSS

A lot of them seem very happy that the saviour is a pooner. Why? Because they seem to think that TERFs and conservatives consider all trans people predators. They don’t. They understand the objective reality that men are physically stronger and more prone to violent crime. No one is scared a pooner will concuss a man if she participates in a male sporting league. People will be scared for her. But these girls do not understand the crux of the “gender critical” argument, so they assume that all trans people are presumed predators, not just the male ones. They really have no clue how normal people understand sex and forensics.

These pooners claim that they are the ones labelled predators - when most people understand that pooners are gigantic pussies. Pardon the pun. FTMs wish they were as scary and threatening as MTFs are, but they’re not. Acting under the assumption that they’re the ones being labelled as predators, they praise depictions of FTM superheroes as grand contradictions of gender critical arguments. I’m sure most TERFs would agree that gender-nonconforming women are less of a threat to other women compared to men. They literally have no clue what people who disagree with them think, so they get excited over what they consider to be refutations of other’s arguments. It’s a strawman that doesn’t know it’s a strawman.

I FEEL LIKE THE TRANS MAN HAS ALREADY BEEN A VICTIM OF SA I JUST CANT PROVE IT

I mean, it was very obviously littleyvietnam’s intent. These are the same people who whine about others lacking media literacy. She figured out that a vigilante who targets rapists might have sexual trauma of their own. Wow, so smart.

And, again, you gotta love it when pooners admit that their cross-sex ideation is the product of being raped. Yeah, Rusty, you’re so right in addition to being lolsorandom. Most people look at a woman with her tits cut off and get the vibe she was raped in every orifice as a child. You just get mad and call is bigots when we say it.

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“I may not be a woman but I carry the rage of all that came before me”

I can’t decide what’s cringier: the unironic use of “XD” in 2025, or saying you “may not be a woman” as you cut your tits off and complain about men. Sorry, “cis” men.

Anyway, here’s a music video made by another artist, sketchandpen, using the same song…. Except this one actually focuses on women, so it’s infinitely more fitting. Hopefully this can be a palate cleanser if all the pooner self-pity made you hurl.

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Source and archive.

TLDR: FTMs would have better luck not being clocked as (1) female and (2) completely and totally raped if they just stayed anonymous and never listed their preferred pronouns publicly.

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

The irony of all this us that is thus pioner is probably under five feet tall and ninety pounds soaking wet and would be absolutely bodied if they tried to intervene on the behalf of any woman

 

[TexasRanger]

We need a David Attenborough voice-over.

Maybe there is an AI voice-over creation site somewhere? In another thread, s.o used one for an urban area sheboon fight

 

[shatterspinel]

Something that a lot of pooners don't realize is that unlike troons time works in their favor if they really care about passing. Because once they hit their 40+ years and begin hagmaxxing the mix of hormones and surgery will actually make them look like disgusting old men.

They do. It’s just that they don’t want to be men but teenage anime boys. If they wanted to just assimilate, we wouldn’t have a tread here, we have a handful of photos but most of their activism and whatever is about as interesting as the middle age lesbians that the older ftms tend to associate with. That’s why Buck Angel doesn’t quite produce the milk you’d assume the world’s first pooner porno would; the funny parts comes from kids who get angry at her for not giving two fuck about being called a lesbian or misgendered

 

[Stephanides]

Products that treat cystic acne caused from testosterone aren't that expensive.

What the fuck is going on with their chest? Is that hair on what it looks like mastectomy scars? Is that a tattoo on what their nipple should be?

I will never understand the obsession with showing off mutilated tits, even if there are answers to that. Every single result I've seen is super grim and it just baffles me why it's not considered as gore. I don't think any guy who had surgery to alleviate gyno would fathom to show off their surgical scars as some kind of epic win.

 

[Melony C]

The most manliest reaction! You're totally not ruining your life, dood!

If I heard a man say "bestie" I'd just instinctively vomit right in his face

 

[Ser Prize]

edit: quoting the specific spoiler didn’t work, sorry- I’m referring to blue hair, fourth individual from the bottom of the post.


This one is so particularly unfortunate- she has one of the better passing faces I’ve seen- from the neck up she resembles “grade school friend’s older brother who gamed all day and let you guys watch his Jackass tapes” - and then you get to the full body shots and see she hit the lottery on large breasts and some of the most feminine, pear-shaped hips imaginable.

Mother Nature is a huuuuuuge bitch.

In a better world she wouldn't be wasting those blessings. That said those aren't very big as far as tits go.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This pup play pooner was given hormones and a teet yeet despite not having clear transition goals and being a coombrained fetishist.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

This pup play pooner was given hormones and a teet yeet despite not having clear transition goals and being a coombrained fetishist.

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Odd that she wants people to be confused and to not know what's inside her pants when she openly displays her zippertits.

I know what's in your pants babes. Either vaginal atrophy, or a rolled-up piece of skin harvested from your arm. And since the skin on your arms appear to be intact (though adorned with cringe tattoos), you have vaginal atrophy.

 

[General Zoider]

vaginal atrophy.

nobody want to touch that.