🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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GaryGray said:
This is the best white trash dumpster fire soap opera. The greatest telenovela writers could not come up with this story line. Man dressed as a pirate, living with his mother is arrested thanks to complaints by a former lover. While at the time also having a woman who loves him but cannot be his girl friend trying to fix him. With cameo appearances from lovers of past seasons.
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Then the only woman allowed to live with him films the arrest and immediately posts it on Kiwi Farms!!! He's going to appreciate that gesture forever!
 
One minute you're arguing with Kiwifarms about how awsome sucking a demon off is, the next, you're sitting in jail next to Tyrone, with a pirate hat.

Life comes at you fast.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
I can't get over the raw concrete floor. What type of subhuman retard lives in those conditions?
nvm, rhetorical question.
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Keep in mind he was bragging about millions in views and books sold.

IFBB Pro Phil said:
This thread is so kino. Styx coming in to gloat about his case being dismissed just to end up arrested again hours later, you really can't make that shit up.
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It’s been a sleeper hit thread all year. Definitely enough to push him into the running for lolcow of the year once more people learn about it
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Tarl of all people should know that no spell cast comes without a cost. He might get away for a while but eventually that bill comes due. For instance, the more he performed gay blood magic with some fruity little owl statue, the more of a ravenous homosexual he became. To the point that he found himself dressed like a pirate in a Louisiana jail, getting his shit pushed in by Tyrone and the gang.

Quit while you're ahead Tarl, before you end up with jizz stains on your colon again.
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I hate to be that guy, but I warned you about 20 pages ago Tarl. Now it's off to the slammer for you. You know why they call it THE SLAMMER Tarl?! 🥒🍑💦
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
Then the only woman allowed to live with him films the arrest and immediately posts it on Kiwi Farms!!! He's going to appreciate that gesture forever!
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This is my retribution for spending weeks or months listening to him talk about how Sam's so much better than me and how she's such a stand-up citizen and how she's just so moral and such a great mother because she could do be menial household tasks like cleaning and cooking.

Meanwhile that whore can say whatever she wants on here!

Nope!

His love for her is going to destroy him and send him to prison for a long time, so I can say whatever I want now.

I only wish to speak the truth and shed light upon the situation.
 
F95 said:
Waiting for the Kino Casino take on this turn of events.

I can't get over the living conditions at Casa Styx. They're literally living in a house that looks like it's in the middle of a full remodel.
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The Ethan Ralph affect in action. You either succeed wildly enough to get out of the business, or you slowly turn into Ethan Ralph living in a hovel in rural Mexico.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This is my retribution for spending weeks or months listening to him talk about how Sam's so much better than me and how she's such a stand-up citizen and how she's just so moral and such a great mother because she could do be menial household tasks like cleaning and cooking.

Meanwhile that whore can say whatever she wants on here!

Nope!

His love for her is going to destroy him and send him to prison for a long time, so I can say whatever I want now.

I only wish to speak the truth and shed light upon the situation.
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But you said you were only staying with him to avoid homelessness and it wasn't a romance/sex thing? If he wants to get the vapors over expired poon while drinking his mom's box wine, what do you care? Or were you hoping to be co-captain again?
 
F95 said:
I can't get over the living conditions at Casa Styx. They're literally living in a house that looks like it's in the middle of a full remodel.
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curbside2 said:
That house looks like something out of a post-apocalyptic movie.
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It looks like a mild case of houses of your average person on disability or benefits who is 65+ has a habit of hoarding and has no or alienated their family. It looks disgusting but is a lot more common than some realize. The worst is what can't be seen. Place has to have mice or signs of some infestation. Can't pile things up and not touch them for years without creating a home for bugs or vermin.
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Sekhmet666 said:
This is my retribution for spending weeks or months listening to him talk about how Sam's so much better than me and how she's such a stand-up citizen and how she's just so moral and such a great mother because she could do be menial household tasks like cleaning and cooking.
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We really just want you to wash the sheets and make us a sandwich.

Sekhmet666 said:
His love for her is going to destroy him and send him to prison for a long time, so I can say whatever I want now.
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Maybe think about moving out, why doncha? If you aren't already, you're on mighty thin ice, now.
 
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