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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
I know I said I'm done, but
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Now use this analogy on a movie script. Tell me where the lines are for "edible"? Not according to you or another's opinion, but clearly defined.
You really have no idea how metaphors work do you?

You're arguing against yourself and showing how cooking is unlike art. Nobody (unless they are suicidal) is arguing to include liquid soap into a recipe, yet people will continue to argue what's "right" in art until the end of time.
The ultimate irony is that your previous examples about having inaudible sound and invisible colors is exactly what people like yourself were trying to defend during the silent era. And if people had listened we'd still be stuck watching silent black-and-whites.
Post one example of anyone arguing against sound and color from previous eras. Mel Brooks outright made a silent film - in color!

100% true and honest last post on this subject (promise!)
Yes, cooking and art are similar on superficial levels. But cooking has more clearly defined "hard fails," whereas art is infinitely more subjective. And no, I'm not some faggot who thinks taping a banana to a wall is art, but in the context of this argument we're talking about movie scripts and there aren't rights and wrongs in the same way cooking has rights and wrongs.
That's literally the problem. You're stuck on this "hard fails" mode when we're trying to explain to you that it doesn't always have to be a "hard fail" to still be a fail.

For example, is adding peanut butter to a recipe a hard fail? Oh wait, someone you were trying to feed is allergic to peanuts, so it went and killed someone. Hard fail.

That's what we're trying to get you to understand - even "hard fails" in cooking can be "subjective" depending on the person eating the result. Stop getting hung up on that and grasp the larger point that there are other failures possible.

To get out of the weeds, I'll say this;
Red Letter Media's argument (and by extension yours) is that Jingle All the Way sucks because it didn't follow norms and expectations and thus failed. My argument is that despite being a bad film, Jingle All the Way is so-bad-it's-good because they broke the rules, and stays culturally relevant thanks to it, instead of being another cookie-cutter Christmas movie that people forgot about after a week. You have to give the film credit that it's still talked about 30 years later. I don't think you would say the same of RLM's directed version, yet they live for the "rules." Fuck the rules!
No, that is NOT the argument, that's what you're not understanding. The argument is "pick a lane."

To try and explain this again using cooking, it would be like if someone tried to make chocolate chip cookies using tabasco sauce instead of chocolate chips. It isn't going to work. RLM merely pointed out that if you wanted a spicy, mexican like dish, they needed to use X ingredients. If they wanted to make a sweet desert, they needed to use Y ingredients. And if the filmmakers were aiming for a sweet and spicy dish, then Z ingredients needed to be used.

You can't just take a recipe and swap ingredients out at random and expect the resulting dish to be as delicious as your original goal.

But the flip side is that there are still basic fundamental rules you need to utilize for 'art' or 'film' or whatever. People who try to argue otherwise generally don't understand the medium they are talking about, are immature, or are trying to romanticize art/artists into some bullshit ideal.

Yeah, art/film is a field of creative expression, and yes, the rules are wide open. But they still exist (has there ever been a major cinematic release where everything was shot out of focus to the point it was all a blurry mess? Cue Blair Witch Project or Taken 3 or whatever jokes here.) This is a point that Mike understood in the Phantom Menace review ("unless you're [long list of directors]...you shouldn't stray too far...") and is also why Best of the Worst has had continual material, because when you break the rules and don't understand why you are breaking them you either get some of that experimental trash that sometimes comes on or objectively shit-tier stuff. The Jack Scalfani of cinema, in other words.
Bingo.

Like one example I know they brought up before (in that film made by a film school instructor from Kentucky IIRC), is the 180 degree camera "rule." Now not explain it to you, @Well, but to others reading, obviously this rule is not some law of physics. If you break this rule, people won't die, you won't be smited by God or anything. It's called a "rule" because when you break it, you disorient the audience and snap them out of the movie. It's a "rule" someone follows if you want your audience to focus on the story, dialog, characters, etc etc. Heck I've seen comics (on paper and web), especially amateur comics, break this rule at times and it's jarring. (But more bearable with that medium because you can stare at the page until you reorient yourself, not possible in a medium in motion like movies.)

Now if your aim is to disorient and confuse, it's a rule you might break to convey that sensation to the audience. But you have to know that rule exists and why it exists before you're ready to do that. Amateurs and idiots go "oh there's a rule I shouldn't break the 180 line? I'm gonna do it anyway!" then watch as they get mocked and laughed at by people like RLM.

Or let's go with another, super obvious example: Say you wanted to have an intense, emotional scene in which a character receives devastating news that just nearly breaks them.

Now is there anything preventing you from having a clown juggling in the background of that scene and making "honk honk" noises? No. But it's going to constantly undercut and undermine the emotion you're aiming to convey.

It's everybody's annoyance with bathos in the MCU, it was what Mike was pointing out with Jar Jar in the prequels: What emotion are you - the storyteller - going for? Because these elements are undercutting or conflicting with that effort.

Have they ever elaborated on their absolute refusal to review anything non live action?
After everything they have to deal with Trek and Wars autists, you think they want to bother touching animation autists? (I say as I prepare my place for tonight's anime viewings...)
 
I just watched a Wiseau clip and I died because it had the same effect as ingesting bleach.
 
These last few pages of this thread really are showing off the differences of how basic education changed in the span of 15 years.
 
I reuploaded all of RLM's age restricted videos to Rumble. I want to help out people who are like me and can't watch them without a Google account. I didn't upload Diamond Cobra vs White Fox because Deodorant Brown nuked my Bitchute account the other day after I uploaded it there. It's not worth the risk. I removed the BOTW and reView intros (just the parts with the short animation with audio clips) because I have irrational hatred for them.

Rumble Playlist

If you use JDownloader, you can copy the link and it will detect all the videos. Remember that Rumble generates multiple versions of the same video in different resolution/bitrate variants. You only need the one with the biggest filesize.

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I didn't upload Diamond Cobra vs White Fox because Deodorant Brown nuked my Bitchute account the other day after I uploaded it there. It's not worth the risk.
I still don’t understand how fair use isn’t a factor here. There’s more than enough evidence it’s transformative. I don’t really think it can be argued the entire movie was shown, because their format breaks it up with so much commentary.

I’ve watched movies they’ve done, and realized how much they actually do leave out.

She’s just weaponizing the system.
 
I still don’t understand how fair use isn’t a factor here. There’s more than enough evidence it’s transformative. I don’t really think it can be argued the entire movie was shown, because their format breaks it up with so much commentary.

I’ve watched movies they’ve done, and realized how much they actually do leave out.

She’s just weaponizing the system.
The DMCA was a mistake.
 
I still don’t understand how fair use isn’t a factor here. There’s more than enough evidence it’s transformative. I don’t really think it can be argued the entire movie was shown, because their format breaks it up with so much commentary.

I’ve watched movies they’ve done, and realized how much they actually do leave out.

She’s just weaponizing the system.
Fair use is easier to defend if it is excerpts of a piece and not the full piece. That is why Rifftrax didn't go to court against Warner Brothers over the commentaries for Casablanca and The Wizard of Oz.
 
I still don’t understand how fair use isn’t a factor here. There’s more than enough evidence it’s transformative. I don’t really think it can be argued the entire movie was shown, because their format breaks it up with so much commentary.

I’ve watched movies they’ve done, and realized how much they actually do leave out.

She’s just weaponizing the system.
YouTube's copyright infringement reporting system is notoriously easy to abuse simply because it is not a court of law, and it uses a much lower standard than the legal standard.

Sure, even the most incompetent of attorneys could successfully argue that RLM's video was a critique and protected under fair use, but YouTube would rather avoid the hassle entirely. Even an open-and-shut case (or even one settled out of court) is expensive, and with 500 hours of video uploaded to YouTube every minute, they'd be a party to countless copyright suits if they operated any other way.

So when someone like the Diamond Cobra bitches about a copyright claim, they are likely to just take it down out of an abundance of caution. Mike and Jay and crew don't have any recourse other than to make their own bitchy video about it (RLM has no standing to sue YouTube -- they're voluntarily using the service, and YouTube is under no obligation to host their videos. Like all businesses, YouTube reserves the right to refuse service to anyone so long as they're not violating a protected class.), and it prevents people like the Diamond Cobra from bringing a case against the company, as spurious as such a case might be.

It's broken, and it sucks, but I get why they do it.
 
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Like all businesses, YouTube reserves the right to refuse service to anyone so long as they're not violating a protected class.), and it prevents people like the Diamond Cobra from bringing a case against the company, as spurious as such a case might be
As someone who knows quite literally nothing of the law, I'm curious about a theoretical. Not that RLM ever would, but in this scenario as Diamond Cobra is interfering in RLM's ability to make money but not through some sort of formal legal means like an injunction but just by prompting YouTube (who have no obligation to host their videos as you say), I wonder if it would be possible for a YouTuber to sue someone for some sort of business interference? Like, going around YouTube entirely and attempting to sue the person directly by arguing that they're meddling in RLM's profits, same as if I ran a company and some third party was harassing a business that supplies me parts until they stop selling me goods I need to operate my company.
 
I still don’t understand how fair use isn’t a factor here. There’s more than enough evidence it’s transformative. I don’t really think it can be argued the entire movie was shown, because their format breaks it up with so much commentary.
Youtube is run by bots. You should know this by now. You can argue your case until the cows come home, you're not getting any automated decisions overturned unless you personally show up at their HQ.
The DMCA was a mistake.
Yep. That's why you should keep voting because the next president or PM will definitely do something that benefits you and not businesses worth billions of dollars.
YouTube's copyright infringement reporting system is notoriously easy to abuse simply because it is not a court of law, and it uses a much lower standard than the legal standard.
They're simply washing their hands of that whole mess. If you want to see how it works, just give someone a copyright strike RIGHT NOW. Why not? It's not like Youtube will do anything to help the poor guy you just inconvenienced. I bet every "creator" on Youtube is in constant fear of getting their channel nuked.
 
As someone who knows quite literally nothing of the law, I'm curious about a theoretical. Not that RLM ever would, but in this scenario as Diamond Cobra is interfering in RLM's ability to make money but not through some sort of formal legal means like an injunction but just by prompting YouTube (who have no obligation to host their videos as you say), I wonder if it would be possible for a YouTuber to sue someone for some sort of business interference? Like, going around YouTube entirely and attempting to sue the person directly by arguing that they're meddling in RLM's profits, same as if I ran a company and some third party was harassing a business that supplies me parts until they stop selling me goods I need to operate my company.
You would have to prove damages, which is why a lot of the music industry lawsuits were settled for far less than the billions of dollars of 'lost sales' they were initially claiming.

The problem with your example is that the supplier in your example is also the one providing the harassment. YouTube could argue that they operated in good faith given that the copyright claim was by that Diamond Cobra lady (or representatives of hers) and that the proverbial splitting of hairs is outside the scope of their responsibilities and is a matter for the courts. Is it passing the buck? Absolutely.
 
IIRC they stopped doing the Nerd Crew videos cause they were getting repetitive. What is the excuse for this latest video? They've made this exact video at least 3 times now.
 
Watching the most recent Best of the Worst, I thought that Josh's beard resembled Osama Bin Laden's with its bushiness and gray streaks.

Upon further reflection, OBL's facial hair appears to be groomed better even though he lived in a dirt hole.

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Watching the most recent Best of the Worst, I thought that Josh's beard resembled Osama Bin Laden's with its bushiness and gray streaks.

Upon further reflection, OBL's facial hair appears to be groomed better even though he lived in a dirt hole.

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Osama had to answer to Allah; Josh answers to no power but libshit groupthink.

Chad religious fundamentalist undefeated against virgin atheist yet again.
 
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