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You really have no idea how metaphors work do you?I know I said I'm done, but
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Now use this analogy on a movie script. Tell me where the lines are for "edible"? Not according to you or another's opinion, but clearly defined.
Post one example of anyone arguing against sound and color from previous eras. Mel Brooks outright made a silent film - in color!You're arguing against yourself and showing how cooking is unlike art. Nobody (unless they are suicidal) is arguing to include liquid soap into a recipe, yet people will continue to argue what's "right" in art until the end of time.
The ultimate irony is that your previous examples about having inaudible sound and invisible colors is exactly what people like yourself were trying to defend during the silent era. And if people had listened we'd still be stuck watching silent black-and-whites.
That's literally the problem. You're stuck on this "hard fails" mode when we're trying to explain to you that it doesn't always have to be a "hard fail" to still be a fail.100% true and honest last post on this subject (promise!)
Yes, cooking and art are similar on superficial levels. But cooking has more clearly defined "hard fails," whereas art is infinitely more subjective. And no, I'm not some faggot who thinks taping a banana to a wall is art, but in the context of this argument we're talking about movie scripts and there aren't rights and wrongs in the same way cooking has rights and wrongs.
For example, is adding peanut butter to a recipe a hard fail? Oh wait, someone you were trying to feed is allergic to peanuts, so it went and killed someone. Hard fail.
That's what we're trying to get you to understand - even "hard fails" in cooking can be "subjective" depending on the person eating the result. Stop getting hung up on that and grasp the larger point that there are other failures possible.
No, that is NOT the argument, that's what you're not understanding. The argument is "pick a lane."To get out of the weeds, I'll say this;
Red Letter Media's argument (and by extension yours) is that Jingle All the Way sucks because it didn't follow norms and expectations and thus failed. My argument is that despite being a bad film, Jingle All the Way is so-bad-it's-good because they broke the rules, and stays culturally relevant thanks to it, instead of being another cookie-cutter Christmas movie that people forgot about after a week. You have to give the film credit that it's still talked about 30 years later. I don't think you would say the same of RLM's directed version, yet they live for the "rules." Fuck the rules!
To try and explain this again using cooking, it would be like if someone tried to make chocolate chip cookies using tabasco sauce instead of chocolate chips. It isn't going to work. RLM merely pointed out that if you wanted a spicy, mexican like dish, they needed to use X ingredients. If they wanted to make a sweet desert, they needed to use Y ingredients. And if the filmmakers were aiming for a sweet and spicy dish, then Z ingredients needed to be used.
You can't just take a recipe and swap ingredients out at random and expect the resulting dish to be as delicious as your original goal.
Bingo.But the flip side is that there are still basic fundamental rules you need to utilize for 'art' or 'film' or whatever. People who try to argue otherwise generally don't understand the medium they are talking about, are immature, or are trying to romanticize art/artists into some bullshit ideal.
Yeah, art/film is a field of creative expression, and yes, the rules are wide open. But they still exist (has there ever been a major cinematic release where everything was shot out of focus to the point it was all a blurry mess? Cue Blair Witch Project or Taken 3 or whatever jokes here.) This is a point that Mike understood in the Phantom Menace review ("unless you're [long list of directors]...you shouldn't stray too far...") and is also why Best of the Worst has had continual material, because when you break the rules and don't understand why you are breaking them you either get some of that experimental trash that sometimes comes on or objectively shit-tier stuff. The Jack Scalfani of cinema, in other words.
Like one example I know they brought up before (in that film made by a film school instructor from Kentucky IIRC), is the 180 degree camera "rule." Now not explain it to you, @Well, but to others reading, obviously this rule is not some law of physics. If you break this rule, people won't die, you won't be smited by God or anything. It's called a "rule" because when you break it, you disorient the audience and snap them out of the movie. It's a "rule" someone follows if you want your audience to focus on the story, dialog, characters, etc etc. Heck I've seen comics (on paper and web), especially amateur comics, break this rule at times and it's jarring. (But more bearable with that medium because you can stare at the page until you reorient yourself, not possible in a medium in motion like movies.)
Now if your aim is to disorient and confuse, it's a rule you might break to convey that sensation to the audience. But you have to know that rule exists and why it exists before you're ready to do that. Amateurs and idiots go "oh there's a rule I shouldn't break the 180 line? I'm gonna do it anyway!" then watch as they get mocked and laughed at by people like RLM.
Or let's go with another, super obvious example: Say you wanted to have an intense, emotional scene in which a character receives devastating news that just nearly breaks them.
Now is there anything preventing you from having a clown juggling in the background of that scene and making "honk honk" noises? No. But it's going to constantly undercut and undermine the emotion you're aiming to convey.
It's everybody's annoyance with bathos in the MCU, it was what Mike was pointing out with Jar Jar in the prequels: What emotion are you - the storyteller - going for? Because these elements are undercutting or conflicting with that effort.
After everything they have to deal with Trek and Wars autists, you think they want to bother touching animation autists? (I say as I prepare my place for tonight's anime viewings...)Have they ever elaborated on their absolute refusal to review anything non live action?