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Is it me, or has there been alot of increase of Indian porn lately? I see it everywhere now.
There's been an increase of Indian everything in general – convenience stores, hotels, tech workers, CEOs, federal employees, job recruiters, social media users – and it is not okay. It is a cancer.

By the way, I'm dead serious: as I was in the middle of typing this comment, my phone rang with an Indian telemarketer scammer trying to sell me insurance. Fuck India.
 
What narrative gaps? Pornos always put the plot on ice during the sex, so it isn't like you'd miss key plot points.
He's asking about euro 80's/90's porn. So scene starts with dinner, guy at a store or in a police station or something. You can't cut to the guy with his dick out putting on his pants and ready to leave, next clean cut would be walking down the street at night or something. So you need narration bridging trying to renew a driving license to walking alone down the street of paris at night.
 
He's asking about euro 80's/90's porn. So scene starts with dinner, guy at a store or in a police station or something. You can't cut to the guy with his dick out putting on his pants and ready to leave, next clean cut would be walking down the street at night or something. So you need narration bridging trying to renew a driving license to walking alone down the street of paris at night.
The clean edits basically get to the start of the sex, then pick up at the next scene, so there really aren't huge narrative gaps, and it isn't exactly like pornos are Rashomon or something plotwise.
 
The clean edits basically get to the start of the sex, then pick up at the next scene, so there really aren't huge narrative gaps, and it isn't exactly like pornos are Rashomon or something plotwise.
That's the joke, that it sucks and the plot is just awkward nonsense, i think i have talked about it before but i remember one porno i "got" that was about a doctor taking care of his fat middle aged (they all were, this was not a pretty sight, we are talking hair everywhere) lady with his cock. outside the room (the door was open so they could see each other) there are two waiting patients, a guy and a lady who starts to talk about how much it would be for a good fuck, the bloke have a store he says so he starts to persuade her, offering two milk cartons, a loaf of bread and a packet of cigarettes... "that would let you fuck me for 5 minutes!", then the doctor gets pissed that they are fucking. It's tough to describe but the awkwardness makes me remember that fucking porno i saw like 25 years ago.
 
That's the joke, that it sucks and the plot is just awkward nonsense, i think i have talked about it before but i remember one porno i "got" that was about a doctor taking care of his fat middle aged (they all were, this was not a pretty sight, we are talking hair everywhere) lady with his cock. outside the room (the door was open so they could see each other) there are two waiting patients, a guy and a lady who starts to talk about how much it would be for a good fuck, the bloke have a store he says so he starts to persuade her, offering two milk cartons, a loaf of bread and a packet of cigarettes... "that would let you fuck me for 5 minutes!", then the doctor gets pissed that they are fucking. It's tough to describe but the awkwardness makes me remember that fucking porno i saw like 25 years ago.
Me and a friend rented a porno once that had sex scenes so bad that we fast-forwarded them to watch the insane plot. It was like watching an Ed Wood movie.
 
Is it me, or has there been alot of increase of Indian porn lately? I see it everywhere now.
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I don't understand why they like these men so much
 
 
Horribly filmed absolutely ugly indian amatuer porn is definitely flooding free porn websites. It's fucking annoying.
Really? Haven't noticed much myself.

'Indian' (which really includes whores from darker bits of SE Asia through Bangladesh thru Pakistan) porn tends to fall into a few distinct categories:
  1. Deracinated actual amateur hotties like 'AlmondBabe' getting railed out by their white BFs (maybe 0.01% of 'Indian' content), or the likes of Marina Maya etc on the 'pro' side
  2. Prostitutes who are Indian 10s getting fucked by clients (Uttaran10 and similar channels), with a decent camera used to record from a tripod or at least not being held by a spastic (again, vary rare)
  3. Indian 'webseries' which sit somewhere between softcore and Skinemax with generally older generally fatter women, because Indian 'beauty' standards are fucked, who are at least filmed professionally- a bit hard to jack off to, and they don't tend to appear on most 'tube' sites in my experience (because if they are posted there, they're pirated)
  4. Absolutely fucking terrible amateur shit with some jeet filming himself fucking his ugly wife in portrait on a VGA cellphone camera with no lighting in a hovel while undergoing an epileptic fit. This sort of thing doesn't really appear on the likes of PornHub all that much, presumably because literally any age/ID verification is too high a barrier for 99% of jeets to pass.
Maybe you are picking the wrong place to find stuff to masturbate to? I suggest moving on from motherless.com.
 
By the way, I'm dead serious: as I was in the middle of typing this comment, my phone rang with an Indian telemarketer scammer trying to sell me insurance. Fuck India.

I've had to use my phone number for 2FA, and some of the services that required it clearly suffered a leak. For a year or so, I've been getting calls and messages from numbers in the Philippines, Thailand and Myanmar (and one from Switzerland, from what I assume was a particularly smart scammer who learned about spoofing) on a roughly bimonthly basis despite not knowing anyone there; those people, at least, had the good sense to see that my number isn't from an Anglophone country and run their scam scripts through Google Translate or some LLM before trying to sink their hooks into my wallet.

About a month ago, I was expecting a call from my parents and answered my phone on reflex, only to be greeted with a "Good afternoon saar my name is-", cut short when I said "Hello" in my native language, followed by a moment of silence (save for the wailing of the damned in the background, which I imagine were other Indian scammers talking to their victims. So, the wailing of the damned) before they hung up. I checked the country code and, of course, it's goddamn India. It finally gave me enough motivation to look into blocking calls from those countries.
 
Is it me, or has there been alot of increase of Indian porn lately? I see it everywhere now.
More poo's have access to the internet than ever before, they are also massive coomers who consoooooom vast amounts of porn, it only makes sense they would eventualy start acting out what they have been watching all day, every day.

On that note, there is also a trend of niggers from Western countries travelling around Asia (mainly Japan and Thailand) and fucking pornstars there or random sluts. A lot of the more bogged JAV stars are doing videos with these essentially nigger sex tourists.

Indian porn?
You mean they record themselves fucking stray dogs and goats and publishing that on the Internet?
Indian porn is just a video of someone filling a cone up with chocolate soft serve.
 

I remember that era where James Deen had a form to fill out on his site for women who wanted to do a scene with him, this is quite a throwback. One of them named "Violet" ended up working in the games industry in PR so I guess they actually were random people.

Also it appears that the porn was filmed in 2013. https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=fd744b13-e447-42e8-9a63-eb1245c6abf7 12 years later and having internet freakouts, that tracks.
 
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On that note, there is also a trend of niggers from Western countries travelling around Asia (mainly Japan and Thailand) and fucking pornstars there or random sluts. A lot of the more bogged JAV stars are doing videos with these essentially nigger sex tourists.
It's not really a new thing either. 20 years ago, Something Awful did a porn review of a JAV called "Black Swap", wherein a niggo enticed a tiny Japanese woman into pleasuring him orally by shouting out the very memorable line "SUCK THAT SHIT!"
 
Speaking of scat fetishes,
It's funny how far down the hole some women are that they think a detail as to whether the shit in their mouth is going down the throat or out the lips is what makes or breaks their brand. This is what a slippery slope leads to. We went from "Making pornographic content for a living is dehumanizing and destroys the soul the Lord gave you" to "Umm actually you CAN'T see my pubes on my pg-13 Twitch stream wearing a bikini!".
 
I miss the late '90s/early '00s pornos made by artsy Michael Raven types. Do they even still make feature-length movies today? Everything is a just a random scene for some website, like a woman pretending to be a Jedi or something for twenty minutes.

Angela probably got that surgery where they take fat from your stomach and inject it into your tits. She slimmed down yet her tits got fuller.
Ozempic finally doing something good for once? Even when she was slim she was still fucking fat. Who cares if she has pretty eyes when she looks like she scarfs down an entire Extra Most Bestest for breakfast.
Even movies made by leftists were based back in the day. It's like Mission Impossible 2 being filled with red pills.
That scene sticks with me because it came out of nowhere and made me sit back in my chair, stop masturbating, and swear off porn for a few weeks as I genuinely reevaluated my life. Honest to goodness changed my mindset from "Porn is cool and crusty old shits who hate fun are the only ones who hate it" to "maybe the crusty old shits have a point".
I did the same with a Capri Cavalli vid. She was playing a prostitute (a stretch I know) and then: She banged some dude then went into the bathroom and spit out his jizz in the sink before getting an envelope of money. It wasn't disgusting but it made me turn off the pr0n for a couple of days. Still not sure why it bothered me so much.
Is it me, or has there been alot of increase of Indian porn lately? I see it everywhere now.
Priya Rai was literally the last watchable Indian porn actress out there. I can't even imagine what flat-breasted low caste hooches are dominating zoomer playlists now.
 
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