🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

A thread based on an alcoholic owl worshiper has a new participant suggesting for some of the exes to meet a new partner in a bar.
Jeez, I'm sure that'll end well.

Most of us do not know the current situation surrounding Nikki, so I suggest that we not reach to conclusions, until she chooses to share.

You do have a point about the bar, BUT--a woman could throw a rock in any direction and hit a better man than Tarl Fucking Warwick.

 

[demicolon]

@Styxhexenhammer666 people grow up from casting spells and hexxxing (or was it doxxxing?) people by the time they're 12. You're what, 30-something? Fucking embarassing, dude.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

You do have a point about the bar, BUT--a woman could throw a rock in any direction and hit a better man than Tarl Fucking Warwick.

I've begrudgingly went to a few bars in Rutland and they primarily consist of mainly the elderly, but hey.

They ain't bad either.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but magic isn't real guys. Sorry to break it to you.

Wrong. I’m lowering your credit score buddy.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I can cast spells on kiwifarms. Here is a spell for you.

May all your bacon burn.

In other news goddamn some of you people are autistic

Nigger you actually think 'Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha' is real and you're calling US autistic?


You and Stephanie could form powerful magic together to beat the evil kiwifarmers once and for all.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

if you're going to date a evil mfer at least have him look like temu's goran vivisnjic.

At least date a successful, good-looking evil person.

 

[demicolon]

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Holy fuck you got them all!

Oooh myyy!

 

[Turquoise]

Mr Warwick
What goes on in your head?
Oh, Mr Warwick
Do you drink whiskey in bed?

Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
Abandoning the family and all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Stolas' call

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

Mr Warwick
What goes on in your head?
Oh, Mr Warwick
Do you drink whiskey in bed?

Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
Abandoning the family and all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Stolas' call

He's waiting on Stolas to lift him up like a special kid in the movies, and to fulfil all his fantasies. Like a Harry Potter figure except less cool. Demon worshippers like Tard never do anything for themselves, they lazy and think magic is the ultimate hack.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

He's waiting on Stolas to lift him up like a special kid in the movies, and to fulfil all his fantasies. Like a Harry Potter figure except less cool.

If Harry Potter had been a basement kid in his late thirties, J.K. Rowling would never have become a billionaire.

 

[TheRedChair]

If Harry Potter had been a basement kid in his late thirties, J.K. Rowling would never have become a billionaire.

She was in the right place at the right time at the Twilight of Creativity before social retardation from the woke socialists. If she wrote anything now I can almost guarantee you she would not get in with her potter novel.

The entire book industry of today is completely fucked out of their leftists mind. The Gate Keeping is real. The current rage is Romancy or feminist soft porn/porn.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

I already paid uncle sam the 700 lifepoints bish!

Bro I'll throw in some life point too and ask my Jewish God to Hard Negate

Get Rekt Tarl you Pirate alcoholic loser.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

feminist soft porn/porn.

Solution: self publish porn for women.
Hairy Potter and The Not Tonight I Have a Headache

 

[Dr Cruel]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

Don't be so stingy. All you need to do is meditate for eight hours and you get all your spell slots back.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

What happened with the underage white nationalist girl he was contacting? Stell Bell I think?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What happened with the underage white nationalist girl he was contacting? Stell Bell I think?

Why is it always kids with these people? Just once I want to see an 85 year old come forward.

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

You’re not leftwing? You have claimed to be “classical liberal” many times. How is that not leftwing? You’re just not voting left right now because they’re all commie scumfucks, but if you claim to be “classical liberal” you are in fact leftwing. The funniest thing in the world is when people call you alt-right.

You mean the retarded fat guy is going to talk about me? Oh no! That homo is going to have to be crane-lifted out of his house after he suffers a stroke and they'll have to knock a wall out to remove him. I am unconcerned.

Don't get aids.

You probably have AIDS by now. The first thing I do in the morning is chuckle at your obsessive posting about me. At this point it barely makes any sense at all. Why the obsession? I won't even pretend to understand.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

His takeaway message from all of this is "You're obsessed with me!"

If you told him the history of the Bataan death march, he'd just tell you, "I wasn't born, then."

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

You probably have AIDS by now. The first thing I do in the morning is chuckle at your obsessive posting about me. At this point it barely makes any sense at all. Why the obsession? I won't even pretend to understand.

Margaret Sanger's vision also helps guys.
She originally created Planned Parenthood to reduce the population of people like you,

You drop your partners off there, but you NEVER get a blood test.

 

[not william stenchever]

I'd take Tarl's magic more seriously, but it's fairly obvious he's a hack. Tarl needs to seek guidance from CWC on the matter of black magic, those medallions are clearly objects of great and terrible demonic power.

The sonichu medallions are on the same level of cursed as Judas' thirty pieces of silver that the spirits of fallen angels are trapped within. Anyone who touches them, knowing or unknowing of their true nature, becomes a vessel of the malignancy within.