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I care about you too. No homo.
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I've never been a big fan of doxing relatives of the cow, unless the relative engages in cow-ish behaviour themselves (or there's SOME reason justifying it, more than just coz they ARE related to a retard). Especially with minors, where I think there should be a pretty high bar for justifying doxing them.
But that aside, I've seen dozens of usersdoxed 'phonebooked' in this thread, Often for no real reason, except they left themselves open to it by recycling an old username, or powerleveling or whatever... But it's the chick who posts multiple videos of herself farting, as well as straight-up porn, and clips of herself chimping out at strangers- All posted in a way that can be linked to her KF account, where that's suddenly a problem, now?!?
If the nieces' dox are the issue, fair enough to edit them out. I doubt anyone would even complain. But if allowing your KF account to be linked to your OF porn, and clips of you farting into the camera, and simulating sex acts with alien mannequins ISN'T worthy of being posted in this thread, then what IS worthy of being posted here?
I thought there was a general consensus that this thread and the Telegram self-dox threat were "keeping the community strong", by checking shitty opsec, and people who ignored the warnings on the sign-up page? Even when users ARE doxed "just because you left yourself open to it", and NOT for fart-porn and Zeta Reticulan BJ's? Maybe I'm mistaken, but I thought I'd even seen Null echo that sentiment, somewhere.
And having an old account gives you a pass from being posted here? In old, dedicated halal threads (Zatlit, Orson Zed, LagunaBlue) I remember the OPPOSITE sentiment being the norm- That being here so long, and still acting like a retard in ways that can be linked to your KF, was MORE reason for the halal, than if it had been a recent sign-up, doing the same.
But that aside, I've seen dozens of users
If the nieces' dox are the issue, fair enough to edit them out. I doubt anyone would even complain. But if allowing your KF account to be linked to your OF porn, and clips of you farting into the camera, and simulating sex acts with alien mannequins ISN'T worthy of being posted in this thread, then what IS worthy of being posted here?
I thought there was a general consensus that this thread and the Telegram self-dox threat were "keeping the community strong", by checking shitty opsec, and people who ignored the warnings on the sign-up page? Even when users ARE doxed "just because you left yourself open to it", and NOT for fart-porn and Zeta Reticulan BJ's? Maybe I'm mistaken, but I thought I'd even seen Null echo that sentiment, somewhere.
And having an old account gives you a pass from being posted here? In old, dedicated halal threads (Zatlit, Orson Zed, LagunaBlue) I remember the OPPOSITE sentiment being the norm- That being here so long, and still acting like a retard in ways that can be linked to your KF, was MORE reason for the halal, than if it had been a recent sign-up, doing the same.
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I'm going to be real, this thread is ass and deserves the spergatory treatment. Spawn camping is fucking gay just as it's gay in CoD. You shouldn't be fucking with other users. Lock this bitch down and throw it away. If they want to Halal users, there is a process.
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Doxing children is pretty scummy, it's much more entertaining to watch a spazzing retard sperg out on here when you uncover their shit
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Dedicated halal threads? I just searched the halal tag by date, and see nothing since Zatlit in 2023.
I'm mostly a lurker, not really in the loop, but all I ever see is posts in this thread , and "debate [user] about [some retarded faggotry]" threads (Or the Telegram face-dox thread was active for a minute, but died). What did I miss?
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Like our boy Francis IV and his multigenerational Lolcow father/Grandfathers
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Not saying I agree or disagree with your stance but this is just really funny coming from you of all people.
I do kinda agree though. I can't imagine how off putting this culture of users doxing each other for literally 0 reason would be to new comers. Like imagine you get one of your irl friends to sign up to the farms and you have to explain to him how every time he wants to share a photo he took he must run it first through an EXIF data stripper otherwise some obsessed faggot is gonna dox him. It would just kill any interest he has in the site because turns out people don't feel comfortable having a bunch of retards breathing down their neck 24/7 and waiting for an opportunity to strike
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There were literally 5 halal threads this year.
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I am built for conflict. Spawn camping old users who didn't do shit is different.
It is so fucking gay. Like what's the point? Seriously give some justification. You can't. You would have gotten Halal approval otherwise instead of coming here.
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death for berry boy!
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Threads aren't given the halal tag anymore for some reason.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-2025-pre-show-discussion.219769/post-22914497
This is a list of most of the halals of this year, however some are missing, and some in this list aren't halals. Sotiris, Kyle and Jahred do not have threads. David and Donal aren't technically halals but they did have KF accounts before getting threads.
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This week:
This month:
This year:
Search threads by @Admiral Throbnelius - he's an expert on local lolcows and often writes well-researched, detailed and informative threads on them.
It's almost like people don't really care to follow the lolcows, they just want the thrill of the hunt.
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People have been phonebooked from a picture of their hands. "Toxic" is too kind a term for that behaviour when it's focused on members of the community itself for no reason other than shits and giggles or personal animosity. This chick is definitely lulzy and I don't think anyone really disputes that. The problem is someone used this thread to bypass normal halal protocols and doxed her family, including minors, unrelated to her silly behaviour.
There's a fine line between laughing at idiots and trophy hunting, which was clearly crossed.
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That's because sometimes they qualify for multiple prefixes and are given another one instead. Alex was given the Tough Guy prefix instead of the Halal and Donal got the VTuber tag. The last halal tag I can think of recently is Clavicular had a halal prefix until it was determined that the account posting here was an imposter and the thread was subsequently switched to the Manosphere prefix.
Felix is a weird outlier in that list because he was technically halaled in 2023. I just happened to make a retroactive OP for him this year and he did finally return after a full year with a sock this summer. The rest are 2025 halals.
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It's not that she isn't funny, it's the how and why this phonebook happened is what's wrong with it. It really doesn't matter anymore what she did. These niggas broke protocol, and brought the kids into it. Honestly despicable.
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Too much umming and ahhing and general shitflinging in here, CRINGE, I formally motion the RULES OF NATURE.
Is auto-cannibalism good or bad?
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does Bruno count or is the fact hes probably dead disqualify him?
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A wise man sexy gothic badboy once said "Children are more precious than rock and roll" and I believe that.
I get it. I fucked around and found there are people out there who have way more time on their hands than even I do. I didn't say to take down any of my shit. I only said that I think it's sicko behavior to put literal babies on this site.
I think the reason why I was posted and have received so much shit on YT/Discord because I'm not afraid to call someone out for being a sicko. When I first showed up in that fat fuck grifter's YT chat. Tar Man and Mandalore the Alog got their collective asshole in a pinch over me months ago in Discord for calling them sickos and have been hell bent on doxing me since. They've incensed other "sectors" of GorlWorld and the CobraVerse about me and I didn't do myself any favors fighting back. But, it's so fuckin gay to pretend like you own the goddamn internet and demand for me to leave. Just ignore me.
Btw way to beat the pedo allegations by doxing toddlers on here, Slacker.
Pretty sure Slackerblue/@Earl of Slander didn't like me doing this a week ago and reported it for harassment and cyberbullying lmfao
As for the clips of me trolling asshole old people who threaten to call the cops? Sure, it's cringe, but it's not like randomly harass people or post their babies on a site like this. Tar and Thicci have used the threat of doxing/harassing as a way to circumvent any criticism. I guess this is their way of getting back at me... but, there are some lines you should not cross. No matter what.
Btw, uh..I've never, nor have ever been married. I've never cheated on a partner. They've also said I've killed a partner and they're buried in my backyard. So, which is it? lol
About the single porno: You would have done it too when you were 21/22. Stop playing. It paid for my amazing tits. I didn't tell anyone about the porn. It was HRH's server that started bringing it up bc they ran a pimeyes on me. All I said is that I didn't want to talk about it and I'm not ashamed. Now here we are...
Again, I do domme work. I don't do explicit/nude stuff anymore. So...If you want your penis made fun of, you know where to find me
I get it. I fucked around and found there are people out there who have way more time on their hands than even I do. I didn't say to take down any of my shit. I only said that I think it's sicko behavior to put literal babies on this site.
I think the reason why I was posted and have received so much shit on YT/Discord because I'm not afraid to call someone out for being a sicko. When I first showed up in that fat fuck grifter's YT chat. Tar Man and Mandalore the Alog got their collective asshole in a pinch over me months ago in Discord for calling them sickos and have been hell bent on doxing me since. They've incensed other "sectors" of GorlWorld and the CobraVerse about me and I didn't do myself any favors fighting back. But, it's so fuckin gay to pretend like you own the goddamn internet and demand for me to leave. Just ignore me.
Btw way to beat the pedo allegations by doxing toddlers on here, Slacker.
Pretty sure Slackerblue/@Earl of Slander didn't like me doing this a week ago and reported it for harassment and cyberbullying lmfao
As for the clips of me trolling asshole old people who threaten to call the cops? Sure, it's cringe, but it's not like randomly harass people or post their babies on a site like this. Tar and Thicci have used the threat of doxing/harassing as a way to circumvent any criticism. I guess this is their way of getting back at me... but, there are some lines you should not cross. No matter what.
Btw, uh..I've never, nor have ever been married. I've never cheated on a partner. They've also said I've killed a partner and they're buried in my backyard. So, which is it? lol
About the single porno: You would have done it too when you were 21/22. Stop playing. It paid for my amazing tits. I didn't tell anyone about the porn. It was HRH's server that started bringing it up bc they ran a pimeyes on me. All I said is that I didn't want to talk about it and I'm not ashamed. Now here we are...
Again, I do domme work. I don't do explicit/nude stuff anymore. So...If you want your penis made fun of, you know where to find me
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I would count him but technically he doesn't have a lolcow thread.does Bruno count or is the fact hes probably dead disqualify him?
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