🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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flaxseed said:
I am unable to comprehend what it is like to be so singularly focused on being in charge of hot women, to be so convinced in my own sexual prowess and cult of personality that I truly believe I can be the next Hugh Hefner...if only people would give me a chance to explain why I deserve this.
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Russ is stupid, arrogant, and pornsick. He developed his theory of the female mind by watching Casting Couch videos. He genuinely believes he will get him his penis sucked on his own crusty casting couch if he could just become Mr. Businessman with that company that all the desperate young women want to work at.
The Dude said:
Whenever Shit-Lips starts in with his asinine, pie-in-the-sky "I'm gonna start my own business!" delusions, I always find myself wondering if he has even a spec of a clue as to what it would take, all the flaming hoops he would have to jump through, just to get to the point where he could finally flip the switch on that neon "OPEN" sign.
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Of course Russell understands what it will take to open a business. It goes like this:
  1. Someone gives Russ a large sum of money.
  2. Other people do work which makes Russ more money.
  3. ???
  4. Russ gets him his penis sucked.
 
UncleTusky said:
At the risk of defending Rusty I found this one for $2,440/month so the idea that somewhere out there is only asking for $2,400 isn't that out there.

Slightly OT but how much vetting do listings on that site get? The listing I found has a much more bare bones listing than the place you found, so I can't rule out a scam. I don't believe Russ is smart enough to make that listing to boost his scam's credibility but I could see him stumbling across that listing and getting ideas from it.
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When it says $54,000 Gross Revenue that should be a red flag. If it brings in $54,000 annually, and the rent alone is $30,000, that seems like a train wreck in progress.
 
The Man With No Name said:
It's a shame Vegas isn't what it used to be. Things were more fun when the mob managed it. You know back in the day there'd have been a mafioso who'd gladly give a retard like Greer some startup capital, and Greer would think he'd be able to get one over on the mob via the legal system.

Unfortunately I don't think he'll find funding anymore in 2025 but you'd have to believe any gentleman nice enough to help would also gladly make Russ swallow every tooth he had in his fucked up face until they got their money.
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The Mafia understood about the concept of respect. They were used to blue collar rackets and comfortable with blue collar people. They weren't adverse to making money a dollar at a time, and they understood what blue collar and middle class people wanted, which was to feel like a king for a day or two.

The first thing corporate Vegas skimped on was service, and that service was essential to the king-for-a-day business model. Then corporate Vegas started in on comps, not understanding that a little spiff like free drinks helped the middle class justify losing a little more on the tables and slots. Then came in the ridiculous resort fees. At first they were small, but now? The resort fee costs more than the room does; AND they started skimping on the amenities that the resort fees were supposed to pay for. Free parking with a room rental? Fuggedaboutit. Pool closed for "cleaning" during your stay? Fuck you, pay me.

Now, corporate Vegas has decided that they only need a few big whales to fund the whole operation. They're no longer interested in making money a dollar at a time. They decided that repeat middle class customers don't matter as long as they can get those whales who spend tens of thousands of dollars at a time.

Business in Vegas is down anywhere from 2 - 10% depending on who you ask; I'm going to guesstimate at least 7%. The Canadians (who were big customers) aren't coming any more due to political tensions with the US Government. The Chinese aren't coming either, due to the same reason, plus the Chinese government cracking down on conspicuous consumption. And anyone who's been to Vegas since Covid is not coming back again, due to the way they've been treated.

So, even if Rusty's bikini coffee shop was a great new idea and a winner, he picked the wrong time and place to try and start it. He'd be better off trying to start it in Reno, Laughlin, or especially Pahrump (because they're still clinging to the Wild West theme). Those three places are growing fast, to fill the Vegas vacuum.

Also I'm pretty sure that the old mobsters wouldn't even use Rusty as a patsy, he's just too stupid and annoying. He'd probably wind up like Spyder in Goodfellas.
 
UncleTusky said:
At the risk of defending Rusty I found this one for $2,440/month so the idea that somewhere out there is only asking for $2,400 isn't that out there.

Slightly OT but how much vetting do listings on that site get? The listing I found has a much more bare bones listing than the place you found, so I can't rule out a scam. I don't believe Russ is smart enough to make that listing to boost his scam's credibility but I could see him stumbling across that listing and getting ideas from it.
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I took a quick look through some similar "business for sale" sites last night looking for any pictures that may have matched up with what he was posting, but didn't see anything. I got the same feeling you did that a number of the listings appear to be MLM schemes at best and outright scams at worst with several having "matching" AI images.

I took a look through craigslist as well without seeing any matches so my guess is that he saw this "opportunity" on faceberg marketplace or in some "investor" group.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The Mafia understood about the concept of respect. They were used to blue collar rackets and comfortable with blue collar people. They weren't adverse to making money a dollar at a time, and they understood what blue collar and middle class people wanted, which was to feel like a king for a day or two.

The first thing corporate Vegas skimped on was service, and that service was essential to the king-for-a-day business model. Then corporate Vegas started in on comps, not understanding that a little spiff like free drinks helped the middle class justify losing a little more on the tables and slots. Then came in the ridiculous resort fees. At first they were small, but now? The resort fee costs more than the room does; AND they started skimping on the amenities that the resort fees were supposed to pay for. Free parking with a room rental? Fuggedaboutit. Pool closed for "cleaning" during your stay? Fuck you, pay me.

Now, corporate Vegas has decided that they only need a few big whales to fund the whole operation. They're no longer interested in making money a dollar at a time. They decided that repeat middle class customers don't matter as long as they can get those whales who spend tens of thousands of dollars at a time.
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Making me want to watch Casino again.

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Also I'm pretty sure that the old mobsters wouldn't even use Rusty as a patsy, he's just too stupid and annoying. He'd probably wind up like Spyder in Goodfellas.
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"Hey Rusty! That fuckin' bandage around your foot, is bigger than your fuckin' head!"

"...g-goo ffghhluck youshelf, Tommy."

Then every mobster shoots him all at once instead of just Tommy.

"Good game. Good fuckin' game."

Rusty mumbles as much as Spider does, too. Oddly fitting.
 
The Dude said:
Whenever Shit-Lips starts in with his asinine, pie-in-the-sky "I'm gonna start my own business!" delusions, I always find myself wondering if he has even a spec of a clue as to what it would take, all the flaming hoops he would have to jump through, just to get to the point where he could finally flip the switch on that neon "OPEN" sign. Because you have applications, permits, licenses, code inspections/enforcement, health inspections (especially for a business selling food or drink), business taxes, property taxes, payroll taxes, furniture, decor, appliances, cleaning products, electricity bills, gas bills, water bills, waste disposal, advertising, imventory...and that's just to get to where you can say "We're open!" for the very first time. That's not even taking into consideration everything else that's required to CONTINUE saying "We're open!"

With the way Russhole talks and acts, it gives off the impression that he is completely unaware of any of the steps that are required to have a business besides "have location" and "have business license". Its like he's laboring under the mistaken belief that all he needs to start a business is four walls and a roof.
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It’s delusions all the way down with him. The fantasy is more important than the actual logistics of running an actual business, he needs the fantasy to avoid his awful reality. he’s broke, unemployable, lonely, and greasy without his fantasy of being a successful, and powerful businessman his ego would collapse.
 
Employee: "Hey, boss, the coffee shipment didn't arrive."
Greer: "Ok, let me check with them."
Vendor: "Well, you never paid your last bill."
Greer: "I got three emails from you that day, I only read the first one which was just letting me know you were carrying a new brand, how was I supposed to open three whole emails and pay a bill."
 
RodgerDodger said:
Russ would be there all the time. 24x7. He would be sleeping on that floor and bathing in the food prep sink.
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What the hell are you on? Greee doesn't bathe.

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The Mafia understood about the concept of respect. They were used to blue collar rackets and comfortable with blue collar people. They weren't adverse to making money a dollar at a time, and they understood what blue collar and middle class people wanted, which was to feel like a king for a day or two.
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When the mob ran Vegas it was fun and cheap.

Corporate Vegas means $40 drinks and being charged for everything. Corporate Vegas has taken all the fun out of Sin City. This is why Vegas is dying.
 
obsdj said:
Apparently that specific floor tile is very popular in commercial kitchens, heh.
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It's literally a generic supermarket kitchen layout. I've worked in that exact fucking floor plan.
It's basic bitch 101 without the chicken oven.

And of course, Russel will run it, he just needs someone else to you know, pay for everything.

Amusingly, I can tell you what will sink that exact layout. The fucking stove. That's why they're liquidating, the stove is past inspection lifetime.

Health inspector shut us down and it was a relief, we thought that fucking thing was going to cave in or explode. We got a brand new oven, but they also put in cameras to watch us which fucking sucked.

One of the few times in life I didn't mind working dish. Yeah, it was hot and uncomfortable, but I was away from the fry oil. I'd rather cook next to detergent than vegetable oil.

Sometimes I think I miss that job but 23-year-old me would kick the shit out of me for thinking like that.

Also the ceiling is fucked, which is a VERY bad thing in a kitchen, because of course it is.

Fuck, I just hit on another observation, why the FUCK would you need a kitchen with a walk-in freezer for a coffee shop?
 
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ZipDisk said:
Fuck, I just hit on another observation, why the FUCK would you need a kitchen with a walk-in freezer for a coffee shop?
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Dead waitress/hooker storage. Where else is he gonna put all the ones that try to weasel out of their obligation to Russ for hiring them for a dollar above minimum wage by sucking him his penis?
 
The Un-Clit said:
Dead waitress/hooker storage. Where else is he gonna put all the ones that try to weasel out of their obligation to Russ for hiring them for a dollar above minimum wage by sucking him his penis?
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Rusty wouldn't do anything. But, I like to imagine him defaulting on his loan shark payments, falling in deep, getting charged vig up the wazoo, and having to resort to letting his benefactors use his walk-in to store some expired packages prior to disposal.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Then came in the ridiculous resort fees. At first they were small, but now? The resort fee costs more than the room does;
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You can blame google and booking websites for not including it into the total price as some places do indeed have bullshit fees like that are required by the government.

Also you can blame American custom of displaying the price seperate from the taxes and fees, that's why I fucking loved Europe everything had the final price on it.
 
obsdj said:
At least he isn't trying to eminent domain them this time.
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Give it time, he'll try it again somewhere. It's not his fault it failed last time. He was not able to fully explaaain because Kiwi Frickin' Farms forced him to be on a court call.

The Dude said:
With the way Russhole talks and acts, it gives off the impression that he is completely unaware of any of the steps
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Verifiable fact. Until he left college, the only steps he knew were:
1) Demand thing I want. If obtained, cease operation.
If denied, proceed to step 2.
2) Refused thing I want >
3) Appeal to authority >
4) Get thing I want.
END.
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Please brainstorm names of Russell's Coffee and Coitus drive thru
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Brewz n Blowz
Hot Mama Mocha
The Java Jump House
Latte Love Lane
The D Cup
Beanz n Babez
Cappuccino Cum Corner
The Milky Maker
The Frothy Fap

I am 100% sure that the was some kind of scam be was reeled into. I'm sure he happily handed over personal details. In a few weeks this will generate a slew of new extortion type emails which he will then blame on us.
 
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