🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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flaxseed said:
I'm sure I've said something like this before, but I am constantly baffled/fascinated/horrified by his behavior and thought processes.

I am unable to comprehend what it is like to be so singularly focused on being in charge of hot women, to be so convinced in my own sexual prowess and cult of personality that I truly believe I can be the next Hugh Hefner...if only people would give me a chance to explain why I deserve this.

Insanity.
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He’s completely delusional his narcissism combined with delusions of grandeur to protect his ego from the truth that he’s a ugly, sad, pathetic, creep who lacks the theory of mind to understand others wants, and needs particularly women. He also has major boundary issues with women (giving his hair stylist flowers) and he uses lawsuits as a way to feel powerful because he’s actually very weak, and insignificant. He can’t accept that it is his personality that is holding him back, so he defaults to blaming his disability.


TLDR Rusty is more disabled mentally than physically.
 
Wahgonga said:
Not that he'll ever get to that point, but I'm sure Russ thinks that all he has to do is get the operation running, and then he can just disengage and let his employees run the show while he collects a paycheck and chases his whorehouse dreams.

Reality is, for a small business to be successful the owner has to be there all the time, especially for the first few years. It's a major commitment with a shitload of responsibilities. You either commit fully, or a costly failure is all you're going to get.

Russ doesn't even have what it takes to accomplish the simplest of daily personal tasks.
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Whenever Shit-Lips starts in with his asinine, pie-in-the-sky "I'm gonna start my own business!" delusions, I always find myself wondering if he has even a spec of a clue as to what it would take, all the flaming hoops he would have to jump through, just to get to the point where he could finally flip the switch on that neon "OPEN" sign. Because you have applications, permits, licenses, code inspections/enforcement, health inspections (especially for a business selling food or drink), business taxes, property taxes, payroll taxes, furniture, decor, appliances, cleaning products, electricity bills, gas bills, water bills, waste disposal, advertising, imventory...and that's just to get to where you can say "We're open!" for the very first time. That's not even taking into consideration everything else that's required to CONTINUE saying "We're open!"

With the way Russhole talks and acts, it gives off the impression that he is completely unaware of any of the steps that are required to have a business besides "have location" and "have business license". Its like he's laboring under the mistaken belief that all he needs to start a business is four walls and a roof.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
My first thought was he’s going to use it as a front for a whore house. For a fee, he’ll send his “baristas” to hotel rooms and serve them “hot coffee.”

I can see some guinea mobster latching onto this concept.
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Koreans have been doing this since time immemorial. Some coffee shops double as hostess bars. Men would go there to drink coffee and grope the waitress. Some waitresses might have been 'available'.

And they had home delivery services, in which a woman would deliver coffee and sexual services to your house.

 
GaryGray said:
Also the "small renovation" is probably adding a drive through window which is not cheap or simple.
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If you look on the right side, it appears to have a window. I originally thought it was a mini split A/C. But it actually looks like an air curtain with a serving window below it.
 
StinkySnack said:
Exactly. Which is why it’s so retarded to have a freak out over it to the point where someone needs to “come down” from it. This is literally typical repetitive Russell.
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There's no need to harsh the lulz bro. Typing 'what the fuck what the fuck' dosen't mean he's actually flipping out IRL. I imagined as his Desslok avatar saying it in a Cosmo Kramer over-the-top joking voice. Y so srs?
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I'm pretty sure he's lying about the costs. I did a quick check and I could not find a single coffee shop for sale with rent under $2400/month. The lowest I could find is $3592/month.
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At the risk of defending Rusty I found this one for $2,440/month so the idea that somewhere out there is only asking for $2,400 isn't that out there.

Slightly OT but how much vetting do listings on that site get? The listing I found has a much more bare bones listing than the place you found, so I can't rule out a scam. I don't believe Russ is smart enough to make that listing to boost his scam's credibility but I could see him stumbling across that listing and getting ideas from it.
 
UncleTusky said:
At the risk of defending Rusty I found this one for $2,440/month so the idea that somewhere out there is only asking for $2,400 isn't that out there.

Slightly OT but how much vetting do listings on that site get? The listing I found has a much more bare bones listing than the place you found, so I can't rule out a scam. I don't believe Russ is smart enough to make that listing to boost his scam's credibility but I could see him stumbling across that listing and getting ideas from it.
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Russell isn't smart enough to pay his own bills. Russell is therefore not smart enough to balance a business's books, cooked or not.

Rent 2400
Coffee 20
Hookers 50000000
Utilities 250

Please help my family is starving
 
Cockblocked by Russ twice in less than a week. He can't keep getting away with this. Between angry pimps, ever-failing lawsuit(s) and now loan sharks, the day seemed looming ever closer to Russ donating his kneecaps to science. The entire state of Nevada seemed set to play Smear the Greer.

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Grind
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In Russell's case, missing the second r at the end
 
the khat quaffer said:
Cockblocked by Russ twice in less than a week. He can't keep getting away with this. Between angry pimps, ever-failing lawsuit(s) and now loan sharks, the day seemed looming ever closer to Russ donating his kneecaps to science. The entire state of Nevada seemed set to play Smear the Greer.


In Russell's case, missing the second r at the end
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Do you think his screen name would be ✊4🚗
 
obsdj said:
At least he isn't trying to eminent domain them this time.
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Jesus, I forgot about that. I remember the old guy who owned the property asking, more diplomatically than I would, “why the flipping fuck are you fucking retards having a goddamn meeting on whether or not you might tear down my shit and build a whore house on it?!”
Dr. Henry Armitage said:
Try the new Russell Greer meal! A cup of chocolate syrup the barista has wafted a bag of coffee beans over and a side of cold canned green beans swimming in chic-fil-a sauce! Only available at Russell Greer’s Coffee ’n Boobs!
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Don’t forget the salsa. 🤢
 
Wahgonga said:
Reality is, for a small business to be successful the owner has to be there all the time, especially for the first few years. It's a major commitment with a shitload of responsibilities. You either commit fully, or a costly failure is all you're going to get.
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Russ would be there all the time. 24x7. He would be sleeping on that floor and bathing in the food prep sink.
 
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