🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I am genuinely surprised he went with drive through coffee instead of a drive through brothel. Doesn’t matter really, no woman in her right mind would work for him. I really hope someone is dumb enough to fund this venture and we get to watch it go down in flames.
 
The Great Citracett said:
I first heard about them when Russell was bugging bikini baristas on Instagram years ago. They were almost exclusively a Washington state thing. Seattle area mostly.

Russ being Russ, he's massively overestimating the demand for such things because he himself is into it. That lack of theory of mind in action again.
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Russ couldn't make anything about this work. The venture would probably be short lived even in the hands of someone competent. He's a bit like a one-man cargo cult sometimes, with his woeful naiveté yet enduring optimism.

I've only seen a couple drive-thru titties & coffee places, and never tried them. But I have seen a few topless/scantily clad barber shops in my time, some even had liquor licenses. My grandpa even took me to one in the late 80s a few times. They never seem to last more than a few years.

I got a gift certificate for one (since closed) in a secret santa that wasn't topless but definitely revealing about 5 years back. They actually did do a wonderful hot shave, for what its worth. That lady knew her way around a razor. Nice brandy and great cigars, too. I even still buy the beard balm she recommended.

Still, without a gift certificate, its just not my bag. Its a "do it once for the experience" novelty to most people, in my experience.
 
JustSomeDong said:
Still, without a gift certificate, its just not my bag. Its a "do it once for the experience" novelty to most people, in my experience.
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Those places tend to be boring as hell and the food or whatever they're selling is the same as anywhere else. It's the gimmick that draws people in.

And once you've been there... there's no reason to go back.

But Greee is all about not only the image but having pretty women all around him.
 
It would have to be a Chippendales type place, because good ole Rusty is blacklisted by all of the women who might be interested in doing that kind of work.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
I'm guessing the name will be "Droolies Brew"
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Imagine if Greee could set up a combined coffee shop and a brothel: "Greer's Brew & Screw".
the khat quaffer said:
I genuinely didn't know there were titty coffee shops.
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There were all sorts of titty businesses back in the '00s, such as bikini car washes. That shit isn't anywhere as popular in 2025 as it was 20-30 years ago because the world has changed a lot since then.
 
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This spells desperation to me, either he is fearful of more monetary sanctions or he has other PRESSING financial issues
 
The Dude said:
Please Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. For Christmas, I want someone to take Russ up on his offer and help him get this business on it's feet, then hand the helm completely over to Russhole so we can all watch him fail miserably, get slapped with sexual harassment suits, complaints from the locals, struggle with inventory and payroll, have his business crash in flames, then be hounded into oblivion by his business partner/investor who wants to recover their money. Please. It would be so funny. I've been a very good boy this year.
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I think the type of person that Crusty Rusty is likely to end up getting money from would be a type of "Lender of Last Resort" and in that case, I'm sure he'd end up in a shallow grave in the desert if he didn't pay it back. But, that would sort of solve everyone's Crusty related problems in one fell swoop.
 
Jacknife said:
This spells desperation to me, either he is fearful of more monetary sanctions or he has other PRESSING financial issues
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Hmmm, I wonder if maybe Greer is himself being taken for a ride. There are definitely shady people who will provide "financing" to people with extremely shitty credit like Greer. The scam being they need money up front to set it up, at which point they disappear. Maybe they promised Greer some ridiculous loan terms to purchase this business that definitely exists and is profitable, but he needs to get them $5K upfront pronto.
 
FamicomGorby said:
Hmmm, I wonder if maybe Greer is himself being taken for a ride. There are definitely shady people who will provide "financing" to people with extremely shitty credit like Greer. The scam being they need money up front to set it up, at which point they disappear. Maybe they promised Greer some ridiculous loan terms to purchase this business that definitely exists and is profitable, but he needs to get them $5K upfront pronto.
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Does loan sharks accept payment in plights?
 
It's a shame Vegas isn't what it used to be. Things were more fun when the mob managed it. You know back in the day there'd have been a mafioso who'd gladly give a retard like Greer some startup capital, and Greer would think he'd be able to get one over on the mob via the legal system.

Unfortunately I don't think he'll find funding anymore in 2025 but you'd have to believe any gentleman nice enough to help would also gladly make Russ swallow every tooth he had in his fucked up face until they got their money.
 
Russ thinks posts like this make him look like a macher. I wouldn’t put it past him to invent imaginary business deals for the sake of putting on this front.
 
noonnoodle said:
I think the only idea stupider than trying to open a whorehouse is trying to take over a failing food service establishment.
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Russell will be able to offer something that none of his competitors could offer.

Drool in your cappuccino.
 
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