🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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obsdj said:
What the shit what the shit WHAT THE SHIT

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I'm guessing the name will be "Droolies Brew"

obsdj said:
Great question. I checked SilverFlume, the NV site where you can search for those and I do not see anything new under his name. Recall though that his "ID NV LLC" includes an officer who was registered only with his initials,, W.H. (Waylon Huber, that Winnemucca Realtor) so I suppose it's possible he could've done something creative with a new registration.
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And, of course, using initials as a way to conceal the identitiy of an officer of a company is illegal in Nevada. If he is ever audited, or someone files a complaint, he will either have to correct it, or accept that the business will have it's registration revoked.

Alabaster Disaster said:
"Very short-term bridge investor" is an unreasonably funny way to say "mark."

Yeah man I bet the whole shark tank can't wait to front you the entire cost of opening a business with the promise of breaking even, but a greater likelihood that they'll get short-dicked when you get shut down for trying to move the whores in.
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You do have to apprecite that this is Crusty Rusty's way of saying "I'm fucking broken, no one will lend me any money, and I am saying this is a 'very-short term bridge' because I believe I am a genius at running businesses (despite having no education or experience in doing so) and will be able to repay the 'investor' in basically no time flat based on absolutely no reasonable evidence."
 
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Now that I have come down slightly from this fresh hell, I have more questions. Aren't there a metric shitload of regulations, licenses/permits specific to running a restaurant, etc. in addition to just having an LLC registered? Certifications, food safety inspections, fees related to all of that? Knowing our boy, there's no way in hell he paid for all of that red tape prior to actually signing on the dotted line (just like he won't pay to get those Utah docs he was repeatedly ordered to get in the damn lawsuit, until he gets assurance he won't be sanctioned).
 
Teshub said:
"Small commercial takeover"

Is this idiot trying to steal someone else's property again?
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He's just trying to sound like a BSD.

But the funny thing with Russ is that it's always an emergency - URGENTLY NEED INVESTORS MUST ACT NOW kind of situation. He's the Crazy Eddie of Las Vegas, except he doesn't even have some goods to sell and he's not even promising INSANE returns.
 
He should've gone with a marijuana dispensary in my opinion.
Imagine this stone faced fuck recommending various weed strains and products to customers.
They'd look at him and think "Wow he's fucking blasted, must be some premo shit!"
He could potentially turn his Moebius Syndrome into an asset.
 
I genuinely didn't know there were titty coffee shops. Rate me late and gay I guess. I did a quick search of my area and found not one, not two, not four, but three different kinds of these "themed" coffee shops.

As a he-person, this honestly disgusts me. This is like, cartoonish sleazeball level business methods. Like some coked out perverted businessman with way too much money went to some investors and said "coffee.......but with boobs." And how dead inside do you have to be as a woman to seek employment at such a ridiculous place? I guess Russ is probably well accustomed to women dead on the inside and assumes all women are like that.

These girls should just do an only fans (awful as that site is) instead of serving coffee to some sick weirdo eye-fucking you six ways from Sunday in his midlife crisis-mobile.
 
Fooby said:
He should've gone with a marijuana dispensary in my opinion.
Imagine this stone faced fuck recommending various weed strains and products to customers.
They'd look at him and think "Wow he's fucking blasted, must be some premo shit!"
He could potentially turn his Moebius Syndrome into an asset.
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I like it. "See, this shit is so good, it fucked me up permanently! Look at my face!!"
 
This is like the third or fourth time he has said he was "close to closing" a deal to aquire real estate or starting up a buisness. It's just bandwagon speak to lure impulsive investors in to scam.
 
noonnoodle said:
I think the only idea stupider than trying to open a whorehouse is trying to take over a failing food service establishment. I think every town has that one spot where new restaurants keep opening and failing in short succession. Hint: there's always a good reason for that.

With that being said, I am very excited for this new arc. I bet he's going to try to open one of those bikini coffee stands and fail miserably. Let's just hope that for everyone's sake Russ isn't the one in the bikini.
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Bikini Coffee shop was the only thing I thought of when I saw this. He might be tired of never getting his dream of owning the world's best whore house and figure this might be another way for him to buddy up to some strippers.
 
the khat quaffer said:
As a he-person, this honestly disgusts me. This is like, cartoonish sleazeball level business methods. Like some coked out perverted businessman with way too much money went to some investors and said "coffee.......but with boobs."
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I'd never heard about them either but I started watching Landman this week and the guys who work on the Texas oil rigs stop at one every morning on their way to work.

I bet you could make money with one in Vegas.
 
Please Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. For Christmas, I want someone to take Russ up on his offer and help him get this business on it's feet, then hand the helm completely over to Russhole so we can all watch him fail miserably, get slapped with sexual harassment suits, complaints from the locals, struggle with inventory and payroll, have his business crash in flames, then be hounded into oblivion by his business partner/investor who wants to recover their money. Please. It would be so funny. I've been a very good boy this year.
 
Goofy Logic said:
This is like the third or fourth time he has said he was "close to closing" a deal to aquire real estate or starting up a buisness. It's just bandwagon speak to lure
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Exactly. Which is why it’s so retarded to have a freak out over it to the point where someone needs to “come down” from it. This is literally typical repetitive Russell.
 
Swole McPole said:
I'd never heard about them either but I started watching Landman this week and the guys who work on the Texas oil rigs stop at one every morning on their way to work.

I bet you could make money with one in Vegas.
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I first heard about them when Russell was bugging bikini baristas on Instagram years ago. They were almost exclusively a Washington state thing. Seattle area mostly.

Russ being Russ, he's massively overestimating the demand for such things because he himself is into it. That lack of theory of mind in action again.
 
The Dude said:
Please Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. For Christmas, I want someone to take Russ up on his offer and help him get this business on it's feet, then hand the helm completely over to Russhole so we can all watch him fail miserably, get slapped with sexual harassment suits, complaints from the locals, struggle with inventory and payroll, have his business crash in flames, then be hounded into oblivion by his business partner/investor who wants to recover their money. Please. It would be so funny. I've been a very good boy this year.
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"I can shave a few months off the lawsuit, best I can do. Should be over in 2035. Oh, and Merry Christmas. 🎅"

Bogliacci said:
They can save on grease for the friers by just ringing it out of his hair
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