🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I'm sorry Russell, don't you have an album to release, a book to publish, and a wild-west-themed brothel to build? And aren't you already so busy with your job that you don't have the time to check your email and read legal briefs?
Actually, is there a way to see if Greer started another LLC? Will this coffee shop be owned by ID LLC, did he make a new one, or is he doing this personally? Gonna be hard to explain to the judge in his case against Null that he's broke while at the same time he's buying a business, again.
 
"concept drive-thru coffee unit"

Totally going to be girls in bikini selling coffee type places.
Oh my god, I know exactly where Greer got this idea from

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$2,400 in coffee a month just to cover rent on or near the strip? Not a fucking chance.

There's so many options, he'd never compete. And he knows nothing about hiring, buying inventory, managing a staff, etc.

Like, yes well all already know that, but I appreciate that he always has CONCEPTS and not actual plans. He's the dog chasing a squirrel of business ideas. He wouldn't know what to do if anyone actually invested.
 
We all know Russ just wants to hit on the young female baristas. That man should not be anyone's employer, he would probably try and withhold paychecks or offer bonuses in exchange for "favours"...
 
We all know Russ just wants to hit on the young female baristas. That man should not be anyone's employers, he would probably try and withhold paychecks or offer bonuses in exchange for "favours"...
you beat me, i was going to say
what he is thinking is "i will only hire hot girls and ill be the boss of them" and nothing will convince me otherwise
 
Like, yes well all already know that, but I appreciate that he always has CONCEPTS and not actual plans. He's the dog chasing a squirrel of business ideas. He wouldn't know what to do if anyone actually invested.
I do always wonder if Greer would actually try to make a business work if someone cut him a check or he'd just immediately skip town and spend the money on hookers.
 
"Very short-term bridge investor" is an unreasonably funny way to say "mark."

Yeah man I bet the whole shark tank can't wait to front you the entire cost of opening a business with the promise of breaking even, but a greater likelihood that they'll get short-dicked when you get shut down for trying to move the whores in.
 
With all the well-documented Instagram and Facebook creeping he's done on Bikini Baristas, it was only a matter of time.

Also he's definitely thinking he's going to pimp the girls.
 
Actually, is there a way to see if Greer started another LLC? Will this coffee shop be owned by ID LLC, did he make a new one, or is he doing this personally? Gonna be hard to explain to the judge in his case against Null that he's broke while at the same time he's buying a business, again.
Great question. I checked SilverFlume, the NV site where you can search for those and I do not see anything new under his name. Recall though that his "ID NV LLC" includes an officer who was registered only with his initials,, W.H. (Waylon Huber, that Winnemucca Realtor) so I suppose it's possible he could've done something creative with a new registration.

Probably unconnected, but Waylon actually registered another new business of his own a few months ago, Huber Investments LLC, with his big-boobed wife. No suspicious "R.G." listed as an officer, thankfully. Waylon does appear to be something of a serial entrepreneur so him registering new LLCs isn't all that suspicious.
 
"Very short-term bridge investor" is an unreasonably funny way to say "mark."

God loves a tryer, but if Russell had any collateral or even a sensible deposit, he'd be able to get a bank loan (assuming he also had a sensible business plan.)

But who the hell gives money to some rando asking for cash on the internet? When the thing goes tits up -- as it inevitably would -- Russell would be losing nothing, and any sap dumb enough to put money in would be left holding the bag. If you've accrued sufficient funds to invest, surely you wouldn't be enough of a moron to be investing in somebody with no money and no experience?

That'd be insane.
 
This will go worse than Hamburglar's coffee and Tim Pool's coffee. At least they got off the ground (slightly) before crashing. Russhole working in hospitality is a cleanliness violation in waiting.
 
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