🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Dfackt0]

4-foot claymores

imagine Mald, with his noodle arms and wire frame to try and swing a hielan blade at a woodland beastie
Lets be real, Figtrees greatest defense against bears is smelling like ferret shit

 

[Ghostse]

imagine Mald, with his noodle arms and wire frame to try and swing a highlander blade at a woodland beastie
Lets be real, Figtrees greatest defense against bears is smelling like ferret shit

Not to ruin your visual, but you shouldn't be swinging your blade at the bear, you should be using it to poke and if charged used the bear's weight and momentum to do your work for your for you. Which is one of the reason his backup machete is terrible. Machetes are hacking/chopping blades made of soft metal that doesn't hold an edge well because hacking through vegetation you want give in your blade to absorb the impact to save your wrist.
Using one he might be able to out-reach a black bear and convince it he's more trouble than he's worth (this is not hard, they are scaredy cats) but an angry or hungry brown is going to fuck him up and his machette is not designed for hacking animals, especially ones with thick hides and powerful builds.

I also probably should have done a better job of highlighting his real threat is rattlesnakes. Western rattle snakes are not super aggressive but they are more likely to stand their ground than eastern species. Which means if you don't want to be bit, YOU need to be the one to back off. And if given the option, you'd best do so.
But if you are in a situation where you can't back away, or are already in strike range, Your 4-inch Spyderco isn't going to be any real help unless you are a master knife thrower.

also you mangled the shit out of highlander dude

 

[Dfackt0]

also you mangled the shit out of highlander dude

"Hielan" is the gaelic variant of "highland" or "mountain"
it is irrefutably more highlander than your analysis of western wildlife that mald doesnt interact with because he spends his entire life streaming and seething

 

[Ghostse]

"Hielan" is the gaelic variant of "highland" or "mountain"

Well egg on my face then. I am the soyjak, and you are the chad.

 

[Dfackt0]

Well egg on my face then. I am the soyjak, and you are the chad.

Nay, we are all chad hielan sodgers here and Mald is the Faggot Brittard Gentry

 

[Autistic Racist Hambone]

Mald's latest tweet (pinned on his twitch) was not well received by the Hytale community. Wonder how long before he takes it down?

Maldavius Figtree is really just a modern rendition of the story of Cain. He unprompted attacked his fellow man for no reason beyond vain pride, and by doing so he sealed his own fate for the rest of his time online. His logo is the Mark of Mald, and everywhere he goes and every community he tries to fit into automatically rejects and shuns him. Cursed to wander the internet aimlessly, with no hope of finding a community once again.

Edit: Grammar.

 

[Ghostse]

Cursed to wander the internet aimlessly, with no hope of finding a community once again.

To use the most generous statements of facts, Mald is open to performing sexual acts with men.
Mald is also a furry.
I cannot fathom how deeply unpleasant of a person to be around you must be when you are a furry willing to fuck other dudes and have trouble finding partners.

Nay, we are all chad hielan sodgers here and Mald is the Faggot Brittard Gentry

Wait then where do the dead ferrets fit in?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Just to reiterate, he doesnt care about game dev at all

"I'm out in mountain lion and bear country and I'm dual weilding knives so I'm good" you fucking retard.

Fellas! Settle down. What you gotta understand about Thor is this:
He worked for Blizzard.inc due to his dad, which means he was part of corporate, therefore is not part of the KF Lolcow LLC family.

According to the divorce papers, technically, he is not part of his ex's family either.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Fellas! Settle down. What you gotta understand about Thor is this:
He worked for Blizzard.inc due to his dad, which means he was part of corporate, therefore is not part of the KF Lolcow LLC family.

According to the divorce papers, technically, he is not part of his ex's family either.

That's quite some dedication to the bit

 

[ScurvyRat]

Even though what you really need is a readily accessible .38 with snakeshot for when you encounter that timber rattler who learned about the castle doctrine.

.50 bmg ratshot or no dice!!!

A relative who lives in a different section of wolf, bear, and mountain lion country and does cross-country runs for his hobby/excercise has a 6-inch dagger on his belt and a 4-incher on his calf beause he doesn't want a pistol bouncing around while he's running, and he admits his plan if he encounters a bear while so equipped is to make peace with God.

I spend quite a bit of time in the backcountry, but its often with a 9mm pistol and 3 spare mags minimum. I don't run in the back country, but if I did I would get one of those elastic holsters that keep the gun close to your body.
I've had at least a dozen encounters with black bears, you can just yell at them and they fuck off. A couple encounters with mountain lions, but they're more likely to stalk you from afar then fuck your shit up when you're not paying attention.
In the event of a grizzly attack, I just hope rattling off a dozen rounds of 9mm is enough to scare it off, otherwise I'm just dead.
Animals aren't even the scariest part of the woods IMO. The scariest part of being out there is the other people. Homicides on hikers and runners are scarily common, eclipsing animal killings easily.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

That's quite some dedication to the bit

Him and Toby share the same attachment but Toby really does try and succeeds to be compassionate and honest. Thor on the other hand hates others pyramid schemes because he is not the one on top of them.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

the fat bitch called Maggie totally owned the argument here against the comment "look, he's not working on his game" by supplying us with the link to the changelog,


those 45IQ supporters are comparing a $1bn project that takes 12 years against a one semester project that 3 CS students have to make in order to pass one of their 5 other classes.
someone on twitch also asked about animus and when will it be finished and he said that he is at the last scene or something.
he banned a retard who gave $5 over yt to tell him that he will get a refund on this, jason said that "youtube deletes your channel when you ask for a refund" "self-deletion dude".
also kek at this video's thumbnail

I think this is from yesterday or the day before.
Jason is getting desperate with the low views, we are at the "please engage with my content to get back up in the algo".

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

the fat bitch called Maggie

My tranny radar is beeping. I have no way to prove it though since all I can go off with is Jason is already associated with 2 trannies in his team.

 

[ScurvyRat]

My tranny radar is beeping. I have no way to prove it though since all I can go off with is Jason is already associated with 2 trannies in his team.

I'm right there with you

 

[Ghostse]

Animals aren't even the scariest part of the woods IMO. The scariest part of being out there is the other people. Homicides on hikers and runners are scarily common, eclipsing animal killings easily.

Correct. Which is why my relative said he knows his daggers are only good if he ends up in a tussle with a mountain lion or needs to fend off a wolf/coyote. But the real reason he has them is if some crazy homeless person tries to attack him.

I've had at least a dozen encounters with black bears, you can just yell at them and they fuck off. A couple encounters with mountain lions, but they're more likely to stalk you from afar then fuck your shit up when you're not paying attention.

Black bears will fuck off straight off unless something is wrong (they don't think they can retreat, mostly). They are also fairly small, shorter than Mald, Mald with a machete would have more reach than a black bear. Even if the bear has it in its mind it wants to fuck up Mald, a whack on the snout will change its mind. Grizzlies are another story.

Mountain lions will generally not waste time or energy on adult male humans. A mountain lion is usually less than 100 lbs and not the most solidly built creatures.
There was a story a few years back where a hiker got attacked by a mountain lion (determined to be starving later) and he killed it without any weapons.
Thor with his dual-weilded knives vs a Mountain lion, I'll cheer on the mountain lion but bet on Thor every time.

I spend quite a bit of time in the backcountry, but its often with a 9mm pistol and 3 spare mags minimum. I don't run in the back country, but if I did I would get one of those elastic holsters that keep the gun close to your body.
[...]
In the event of a grizzly attack, I just hope rattling off a dozen rounds of 9mm is enough to scare it off, otherwise I'm just dead.

Per my relative he's tried elastic holsters and a number of guns and they all jiggle in away he doesn't like or he's essentially just duct-taped the gun to his body. ("Hold up Mr. Bear and/or Meth-addict, I'm going to need a few minutes to get my gun out")

I know the 9mm memes but I wouldn't trust anything less than a .44, I'd really rather have a shotgun (and a dog), because I've read stories of grizzlies getting mortally wounded and giving absolutely zero fucks, and the way they will kill you.

tl;dr: all things considered, a grizzly is only really dangerous in spring (moms & mating) and fall (fattening). In the summer its too hot and there is too much other food, in the winter they are in hibernation mode.

If mom thinks you are a threat to her cubs you are fucked until she is dead or decides you aren't a threat anymore.

A fall grizzly however will kill you (or any other prey) in the most fucked up way possible. They will sit on you, pinning you beneath their immense weight, and then eat you alive slowly. Their goal is to render you in shock and paralyzed (or at least immobile). This is so your meat will last as long as possible. If left to their own devices they might attack you, chew up some limbs, and then leave to come finish you off a couple days later.

A fall grizzly also is maximum fat. Everyone's seen the fat bear challenge, but you need to think that a bear packing on 600lbs of fat means that is now a couple extra inches of thick tough bear fat your rounds need to make it through if you are attacked.

What I'm saying is that if Jason is mushrooming in grizzly country, there is a hope of the ferrets of Buchenmald being avenged.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Regarding the Hytale xeet, I don't know much about game development but isn't it a bit premature to announce porting your MMO thingy over to another game when said game hasn't even been released yet? I mean, does he even know if Hytale will have all the features required for all of his stuff to function at all?

It is. All he's trying to do is claw back any good will he deludes himself into thinking he has. Plus to put himself on the hytale hype train.

As someone whose........... unfortunately.........watched Alot of his vods concerning ""game development"". The man spends a lot of time with Block Game. But even then it's a hellscape of serverside mods that just happen to resemble something that may function like RuneScape. Take it from someone whose played BlockGame one for my curiousity and two for research.

To say the least. What he's trying to do is effectively develop an entirely new game or at least game mode using hytale.

I'll say I've been inside of the Maldcord for a bit. Pretty much until I made the Debriefing wayyy back when the page count was in the early 60's and late 50's. But during that time I was checking out the Block Game to see why it took up so much time of his stream. The sentiment of it's very sweaty and sad and autistic player base is that Mald in his infinite wisdom believes minecraft is "limited". To their testimony they believe that Mald will transfer BlockGame 1:1 to a better engine. Since that's what Mald sees Minecraft as an engine more so than a game. This the case according to those fat sweats. He will transfer the entire game state with everyones account coming over to the new BlockGame.

All that's to say. This project that really has nothing to do and takes time away from his actual job of developing Heartbound. It's clearly a bigger time sink for him. It just is. Now mind you I think it's gonna take a lot of time and maybe not even be as promised in terms of the 1:1 aspect but he's gonna do it.


That's some added context to that tweet.

My overall take is. Mald will port BlockGame to hytale before Hb is complete. That's my bold prediction. I've seen enough streams to know that this is what he cares more about than HB. I'll perhaps make an "Op ed" on why Mald prefers to work on this (an "MMO" that at most gets 30-50 people online) instead of HB but that's for another time and would take some research.

Perhaps round tres is due........

 

[Ghostse]

This project that really has nothing to do and takes time away from his actual job of developing Heartbound.

You might as well say "Working on Block Game takes time away from him perfecting a perpetual motion machine" except i'm pretty sure a perpetual motion machine will be released before Heartbound is.

 

[Slimpacks]

With whom would the ferrets be safer, with Mald or a bear?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What I'm saying is that if Jason is mushrooming in grizzly country, there is a hope of the ferrets of Buchenmald being avenged.

Never forget when Mald says he is "going mushrooming."
He means he's going into his wooded back yard and foraging around to see if anything is growing 500 yards from where he lives.
The only danger to him is a stray cat or a rabid raccoon.

 

[Ghostse]

Never forget when Mald says he is "going mushrooming."
He means he's going into his wooded back yard and foraging around to see if anything is growing 500 yards from where he lives.
The only danger to him is a stray cat or a rabid raccoon.

Which makes his machete and two knives then really fucking gay. lol.