TrainWreckWatcher
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He really has been the same person from child to manchild his whole life.
Don't forget twitch made changes to viewer counts towards ads recently too. So it may be not even that high.
🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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And all he had to do, was not be a piece of shit.
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As I like to call it: the legendary penultimate OP because shit is always happening and therefore it is always out of date. It always gets worse (or better, depending on where you are situated).
That's why I use the word penultimate with DSP like so - it's always the penultimately worst interview because when you wake up tomorrow he would have done an even worse one.
You have to be a real milker to have a penultimate style OP. Maldavius Nigtree is a purebred cow.
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I bet it's Jason posting the coin under a sock account, hoping one of his detractors will buy it just to mock him.
Black Willow Lurker
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Drama keen
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Did we get financial results from Jason before Ubisoft?
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Brilliant post! From one Op length post style writer to another!
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Mald's latest tweet (pinned on his twitch) was not well received by the Hytale community. Wonder how long before he takes it down?
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He really does think it'd be that easy, doesn't he? He'd have to re-implement the entire middleware so that his j
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Mald:Akkcualy minecraft sux because we cant mod it directly we need a bunch of middleware so Hytale will be hundred folds better because WE can mod it directly. [draws a circle in paint]
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Mald:Akkcualy minecraft is better because the decade long modding libraly they have you just piece it together via ymal files like building BLOCKS HEUHEHUHEU. [draws a sqare in paint]
Mald is on his own fucking planet. His shitty Minecraft server has barely any content. He's actually is delusional. Why the FUCK would Hytale port over his shit creation and have to share profits with him when they could literally make the progress he has made on Blockgame in a few days with actual developers. Blockgame is as follows:
There is a non PVP world where you can create towns (using a premade plugin called Towny) by claiming a plot of land and then building there with friends. This part is basically Minecraft but with grief protection. You can farm different things to craft and upgrade gear. You can do dungeons (I think only 2 exist) where you can kill mobs to get items like gear, or ways to make gear. You can train professions by gathering things and crafting. IIRC you have to gather resources in the PVP world, which is just a normal Minecraft world with PVP enabled. Almost all of this is based on premade plugins and that is why we see Mald doing is yaml config editing, just creating items willy nilly, because what he does has no actual effect on any sort of economy or game since about 5 people actually play actively. How can this retard not understand that Hytale staff once showed a purported interest in his shitty gamemode because at the time he was the big thing on Twitch, and it would probably helped spread awareness of the game. Does he really think nothing has changed, that his position 'on the internet' is unchanged? Surely he didn't think Hytale would adopt his gamemode based on its own merits (non existent) in the 1st place... Surely he understood its just because he was 'big' at the time.
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>We're looking forward to porting our Blockgame server over
Does this uppity negrowe think Hytale is just a big Minecraft mod? Despite it being made by Hypixel, it's an entirely new game and the only similarity is that there are blocks involved. Absolutely nothing will be compatible, he's not gonna port over shit, he's just gonna wait for server plugins to be made by other people then start twiddling around the YAML files for those.
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Naw those plugins are gonna use json. And mald will say he won't port it over, because yaml better
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Maldy is a fucking retarded faggot but he too can't be that delusional right???
Ofcourse its that easy, but only for a true veteran who hacked power plants for the US government and worked at blizzard for 7 years. For any other mortal, it would be an impossible feat but for Maldavius "Cum Stain Smearer" "Gnome Rammer" Fagtree it is not but a mere small task
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That's a new one. TIL he worked at blizzard.
Tbf, I kinda made that up. Though I wouldn't be surprised if it were actually the case
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Regarding the Hytale xeet, I don't know much about game development but isn't it a bit premature to announce porting your MMO thingy over to another game when said game hasn't even been released yet? I mean, does he even know if Hytale will have all the features required for all of his stuff to function at all?
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He's a retard, but at least Hytale has a chance of being finished unlike heartbound or whatever his fag shit is.
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Just to reiterate, he doesnt care about game dev at all;
This is super simple signal boost, he used to do this all the time before it blew up in his face, now it's more sparse, its really just a shitty way to talk about his blockgame and his imaginary development in another environment.
Whatever way he can try to piggyback he'll do it, even if its copy pasting premade mods that are slightly tweaked by his servant Jake, and just fucking with config files at the same time the stream titles would probably be along the lines of how he's game devving hytale or some shit. he does it with blockgame even though Jake is the one compatibility watch.
ie: his streamer category is software & game development and the title has "hytale" in it, OR the category is hytale and the title is along the lines of 'game dev'. along with dogshit announcements and embellishments about talking to the actual developers of hytale.
spoiler alert: the devs don't talk to him ( he loves larping about dev contact, in this case its parasocial with hytale people ) and he couldn't even click on the announcement itself on the official page [A] that describes the coding environment, i bring this up because someone (through bits msg) told him about the programming languages and he was surprised about the information when it's literally right there on the website. and the clip below just shows he has no idea wtf is going on other than info that's spoonfed to him.
In other news theres a mod (maggie) that has been saturating his clips.
Most of her (within 30days) clips are involved with anything to do with hytale, while the only clips that involve hytale are all clipped by her and within hours of the tweet.
He cracked the whip on operation signal boost
the greatest sin though? hes still larping about hunting for mushrooms, badly reiterating advice.
edit: stumbled upon this, guy only exists because of shorts and says this. [X] [A]
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"I'm out in mountain lion and bear country and I'm dual weilding knives so I'm good" you fucking retard.
Also, my nigger, I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt you mispoke but BROWN BEARS ARE GRIZZLIES. GRIZZLIES ARE BROWN BEARS. Blackbears are the ones that will avoid you if they know you are coming, but they need to know you are coming and have a retreat path or they will still fuck you up and fuck you up mightily they will if they get a mind to.
Unless those knives are 4-foot claymores the most you are going to do is make it easy for the forest service to know which bear they have to kill since it has had a taste of human flesh now.
I also bet 3 to 2 that Mald's knives are folding knives and under 5 inches.
You would not catch me stoping around off the beaten path far enough for effective shrooming with anything less than a .44 in bear country. Even though what you really need is a readily accessible .38 with snakeshot for when you encounter that timber rattler who learned about the castle doctrine.
A relative who lives in a different section of wolf, bear, and mountain lion country and does cross-country runs for his hobby/excercise has a 6-inch dagger on his belt and a 4-incher on his calf beause he doesn't want a pistol bouncing around while he's running, and he admits his plan if he encounters a bear while so equipped is to make peace with God. The knives are only going to be good against mountain lions and solo wolves, but honestly they aren't for dealing with four-legged threats, they are for the two-legged kind.
TrainWreckWatcher
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So trying to leech off Hytale is his big play?
What a retard.
What a retard.