💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
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"Prosecutors HATE this one LIFE HACK! Just don't consent to the search bro!"
Just like Nick's own arrest, where he screamed about the lack of probable cause mid-investigation, he doesn't really get it.
Non-lawyers' non-lawyer advice:

1. Don't consent to search
2. Get door busted in and searched anyway
3. Felony

"Just throw it on the ground" - Nick
 
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Of fucking course.
That's just his creative writing degree in action.

Of course Nick would side with Jack, they both love wrecking sports cars and their lives at the at the same time! Also both love drugs. Nick should have him on...LOL
He's probably messaging Jack as we speak to try and get him on his stream.

My understanding is the Jack Dougherty search was as part of the arrest for officer safety; the same pat down they give everyone. Pretty sure that stands up to scrutiny every day of the week.
Yeah but have you heard that Nick is a lawyer?

Oh wait, never mind. Thank God he doesn't have any right to represent anyone. "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client," but also "a man who has Nick as their lawyer is fucked in every way".
 
How long before Nick ends up in court hiding behind a box fort shouting "I DO NOT CONSENT. WHEN DO I GET TO MAKE A RECORD" like his idol Darryl Brooks? Nick is clearly spiraling toward sovcit status, I mean, he's already got the douchey wardrobe for it.
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Its been done.
 
I hope for the ironic justice of Aaron getting shit for Geno's appearance on STMS being reversed by Mersh on RekeitaLaw.
Mersh talking about evidence presented in the case along with statements from Aaron's ex parte HRO motion on Rekieta's podcast, where he controls the content discussed, is likely a violation.
The King is starting his reign with banger content. I like this.
 
Wasting your time and money is the right thing to do? Because that could very well be all he ends up
accomplishing.
It could be, yes.
Gonna ask you - if Toe doesn't try to hold the arsehole prosecutor to account for his/its (never cared who the sped licking Racket's and Melton's asses is) refusal to do his fucking job properly about these constant breaking of the current HRO - who should?
You?

Bearing in mind the pedo constanlty went after Toe's daughter. He breaks one HRO, he'll break the other.
 
I mean, I have a hard time believing Aaron truly has any intention of reporting the violations. He has numerous other instances he could have done so. It makes it look like he is just doing it for revenge and to annoy Nick. Some people think the prosecutor is refusing to enforce it. But if I was Aaron, and this wasn’t just about revenge, why bother to keep pushing? Why waste money that I’m hard pressed to believe he has. I would be having my lawyer inform the court he is withdrawing his request b/c the county is refusing to enforce the HRO. I mean could be wrong. But like what is the point if the either the judge or the prosecutor just shrugs their shoulders?
Basically, what Scarebro told you on X. I don't really know if you're gonna get a dramatically different opinion here.

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The only thing I would add to what he said is that any legal defeat, even if we're just on paper, would felt Nick. Nick is an egotistical maniac, who can never be wrong. There would already be a sort of vindication for Aaron in that he successfully proved to a judge that Nick and Melton have been waging a concerted harassment campaign against him.

But, of course, the real reason for doing this is to get somebody to fuck off, and I too would like to see what happens if and when Aaron gets a permanent* HRO against one or the both of them. I think it's entirely possible TBTB wouldn't be able to take such a lackadaisical attitude after the thing is fully adjudicated and a judge signs the order.

*"Permanent" typically meaning two years for Minnesota, but they can run longer.
 
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"Prosecutors HATE this one LIFE HACK! Just don't consent to the search bro!"
Just like Nick's own arrest, where he screamed about the lack of probable cause mid-investigation, he doesn't really get it.
A quick scan of the video shows buddy was searched incident to arrest, a custodial search, which was a result of the resisting charge. This is about as iron clad as it gets. There is pretty clear caselaw and if something could have been made about these kinds of searches, it would have already been made. But Nick doesn’t actually know anything, and cannot imagine a different attack vector. Just stand around and scream “I don’t consent” during the search, on your way to booking, at the judge, and then to your probation officer.
 
Nate is really just a prop for these people isn't he?
GUYS
GUYS
I JUST TALKED TO NATE, GUYS
but yeah- he's just a prop. But to many, it's not even a skin tone matter - they all view everything as transactional (what can they do for me). Nick 100% views the world this way.
I would hope that Kurt visiting Nate in person before his surgery is indicative that they have a real friendship.
 
A quick scan of the video shows buddy was searched incident to arrest, a custodial search, which was a result of the resisting charge. This is about as iron clad as it gets. There is pretty clear caselaw and if something could have been made about these kinds of searches, it would have already been made. But Nick doesn’t actually know anything, and cannot imagine a different attack vector. Just stand around and scream “I don’t consent” during the search, on your way to booking, at the judge, and then to your probation officer.
Nick is a hair's breath away from being a full blown sovcit at this point. Those holes in his brain get any bigger, and I fully expect him to start screaming about The Articles of Confederation and the Uniform Commercial Code.
 
Coming back around on Nick & CLE. In 2 weeks I've been in classes about equivalent in hours to a full 3-year cycle of MN CLE. While working my regular > FT job and handling the rest of life. And unlike for CLE, I will be evaluated on my retention, so my notes and my brain engagement count, so far more strenuous than CLE. There are 180 people in these classes, all doing the same.

But who cares about me or those people? No one! My point is that Nick is a complete dipshit and could literally have knocked out his CLE in a week. Frankly, in 3 days if he cared to. Funny what's possible when you're not a lazy, bratty, nitwit bitch seething about slights and violating HROs or pining for the slice your wife said no to after her slice took the exit door.
 
My understanding is the Jack Dougherty search was as part of the arrest for officer safety; the same pat down they give everyone. Pretty sure that stands up to scrutiny every day of the week.
The stories I've read aren't clear, but he was disrupting traffic and obstructing officers claiming it was "on a bet" and then they searched him. If it was a standard safety of the officers Terry stop and they found it, it would be completely legit. Maybe Nick has damaged his brain to the point he forgets what a Terry stop even is, but I also think the behavior of this retarded faggot would also have given straight up probable cause for a full search because he was acting like he was on drugs, which he was.
I was also wrong -- it wasn't a Terry Stop. He was flat out arrested and then searched following the arrest (see above post from Gob Bluth.) So, I was wrong, but I was less wrong than Nick Rekieta.
You weren't that wrong. It's just that there are only two reasonable possibilities as to why he was searched (I too did not watch the video). Under both of them the search is legit, though.
 
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Outta curiosity and since its a long running source of wonderment by onlookers, do you know whether the large family was Kayla or Nick's idea? I seem to remember, but could be wrong, that either or Kayla had said they wanted more than 5 at one point but Kayla's health issues prevented it.

Kayla seems the type to want a large family (but not the associated work) and Nick seems like he has zero interest in being a father, but I don't think its a 5D trust maxing move.

I think they're just both stupid and lazy.
I'm sorry, I don't have any insight on whose idea it was to have a large family. I'll see what I can find out though.
 
Basically, what Scarebro told you on X. I don't really know if you're gonna get a dramatically different opinion here.

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The only thing I would add to what he said is that any legal defeat, even if we're just on paper, would felt Nick. Nick is an egotistical maniac, who can never be wrong. There would already be a sort of vindication for Aaron in that he successfully proved to a judge that Nick and Melton have been waging a concerted harassment campaign against him.

But, of course, the real reason for doing this is to get somebody to fuck off, and I too would like to see what happens if and when Aaron gets a permanent* HRO against one or the both of them. I think it's entirely possible TBTB wouldn't be able to take such a lackadaisical attitude after the thing is fully adjudicated and a judge signs the order.

*"Permanent" typically meaning two years for Minnesota, but they can run longer.
Just being able to say "didn't you harass your ex boyfriend to the point he had to get a restraining order?" and especially "didn't Melton sexually harass a child to the point she had to get a restraining order?" would also felt Nick
 
Nick thinks that correctional officerse in Stearns County jail knew who Aaron Imholte was because the illustrious Wil Herren wrote an article on a local Louisiana tv station's website.

I know it's a really petty and stupid lie but it's pure distilled Balldo. He's taken two small facts and inflated them into a fanciful story of Aaron showing a nipple to his buddy being on CNN. He did this because he is embarrassed that Aaron was identified in jail and wants to stop people from believing that it's due to Aaron's local fame.

BTW if anyone pressed him on this, he'd say that "Everyone in stearns county court and corrections know who he is" and "His case was disruptive and national news" are two separate sentences and the second isn't the reason for the first.

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BTW if anyone pressed him on this, he'd say that "Everyone in stearns county court and corrections know who he is" and "His case was disruptive and national news" are two separate sentences and the second isn't the reason for the first.
If that's the case wouldn't people also know who Nick was? More articles got written about Nick.
 
Nick thinks that correctional officerse in Stearns County jail knew who Aaron Imholte was because the illustrious Wil Herren wrote an article on a local Louisiana tv station's website.

I know it's a really petty and stupid lie but it's pure distilled Balldo. He's taken two small facts and inflated them into a fanciful story of Aaron showing a nipple to his buddy being on CNN. He did this because he is embarrassed that Aaron was identified in jail and wants to stop people from believing that it's due to Aaron's local fame.

BTW if anyone pressed him on this, he'd say that "Everyone in stearns county court and corrections know who he is" and "His case was disruptive and national news" are two separate sentences and the second isn't the reason for the first.

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> National news


Okay Nick. Cool story. :story:

BTW, since that faggot has come up again, I am now wondering if there will ever be another anti-Aaron article from him. Ralph is on the warpath against Nick, and has made nice with Aaron. Herren's loyalties to Ralph are longer and stronger than any he's ever had to Nick.

Mind you, if he started writing anti-Nick articles, it would not in any way absolve Herren of his odious faggotry. It would be kinda funny though.
 
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