💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Chirping Smoke Detector said:
He hasn't added Potentially Criminal or Uncivil Law back? Guess Nick is a scared little bitch and those removal notices they sent really worried Melton.
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Reminder: Nick agreed to the Supertip TOS, which requires him to get written permission from every person whose name, face and “voice” is offered to his donors. Nick, pathological and extremely casual liar, had no qualms about agreeing to a contract he had no intention of upholding.
 
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Chirping Smoke Detector said:
He hasn't added Potentially Criminal or Uncivil Law back? Guess Nick is a scared little bitch and those removal notices they sent really worried Melton.
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John Andrews Stan said:
Reminder: Nick agreed to the Supertip TOS, which requires him to get written permission for every person whose name, face and “voice” is offered to his donors. Nick, pathological and extremely casual liar, had no qualms about agreeing to a contract he had no intention of upholding.
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So who is "Depressed Incel Lawyer" voice?

And by the way, how distasteful to have Legal Vices' voice, after he's deceased.
 
Nick has weird body image issues, he himself seems to have body dysmorphia, and that extends to everyone else in his circle as well. Imagine what his daughters overhear about weight. He’s not even attracted to women you know breasts, hips, butts, and thighs all secondary sexual characteristics of women in conclusion:

HE’S GAY!
HE’S AN EPHEBOPHILE!
He’S FAT!
 
datura_binge said:
Can someone give me a rundown on Nick's new...uh...."style"? Is it suits and glasses now? That's what we are running with?
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BalldoDetectiveFag.webp

Thanks, to whoever made this excellent image.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Runkle appears to be highly upset about the entire affair, giving statements addressing criticisms.
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I’m sorry, but he’s still the retard who thought Nick was ever a good person to have on the stream. Anyone stupid enough to have him in does not deserve sympathy
 
Soapmore said:
So who is "Depressed Incel Lawyer" voice?

And by the way, how distasteful to have Legal Vices' voice, after he's deceased.
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Depressed Incel Lawyer is Kurt/Uncivil Law. Nick can't use his [Kurt] name or likeness because Kurt sent a Cease and Desist letter to Melton. Using a workaround is a faggot thing Nick thought would work to get Kurt's attention, but so far hasn't worked.

Legal Vices' family let him use it because Nick convinced them it would only be used to keep his memory alive. It's Nick, so it definitely hasn't been used like that at all, ever.
 
It's sad that all this happened to Nick. In the beginning, which is aeons ago at this point, he used to be genuinely smart and cool. People and fans would respect him, he'd have very high numbers. He was just some lawyer guy having fun on the internet and laughing at shit, as well as analyzing some actual legal cases which was entertaining to see.

Somewhat of a straight man's legal eagle? What is the exact timeline that lead to him turning into a retarded drug addict? What caused this?

Also a note about Christianity, while he does seem to be one only when it's convenient for him, it does not actually make you unchristian to sin. The TL;DR is God understands you're fucking retarded and will keep making mistakes, but you are forgiven if you genuinely repent.

This word just means you must actually regret it and strive to not do it again, not just say "omg god im so sorry pls forgive" then say "ALRIGHT BOIS SINS FORGIVEN LETS PART WITH DRUGS". Understand what you're doing is wrong, be ashamed of it, make plans and take actions to stop doing it.

You don't need to despair if you keep failing, but you should know that you are failing and keep trying not to, as well as regret failing. It's not "God wants you to feel these specific feelings", but "if you actually regret it, these are the sort of things you will feel"

That's not to say Nick is a good guy or that he feels any of this, but people who keep messing up or end up doing bad shit aren't automatically fake Christians. If he genuinely realizes his mistakes and repents then God will forgive him. And this is a pretty human thing as well, realistically online people will too. Just imagine if he said

"Guys I've been so fucking retarded in the past years, my behavior was completely off the rails I was a huge lolcow. We're going back to the fun streams and videos we had before and I'll try to rebuild my relationships with people, or at least admit I was wrong and ask for forgiveness" and then he'd actually do that. He wouldn't be in everyone's good grace right away, but if he doesn't do retarded shit then there won't be reasons for people to make fun of him
 
Vibralldo said:
Don't forget that Nick kept a woman as a drugged up sex slave that he fucked behind his wife's back
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And that he's fine with Melton, after what he's said about underaged girls (well, and boys, I guess).

0gh said:
That's not to say Nick is a good guy or that he feels any of this, but people who keep messing up or end up doing bad shit aren't automatically fake Christians.
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Nobody's saying that they are automatically fake Christians. But Nick is a fake Christian. He thinks Jesus Christ is just a normal person who sins. And he uses Christianity to justify actual sins. He's a fake Christian. He's pretending, to get support from people he despises. He's a compulsive liar who's perfectly comfortable with faking his personality to get people to like him. He's just not very good at it these days, but still people believe it sometimes because many don't want to understand how easy it is to manipulate them. So they don't even question what they're told.
 
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AnOminous said:
He doesn't give a shit about pedos, or his social circle wouldn't consist almost entirely of pedos. He just hates Kurt for being an apostate who no longer washing the Balldo, but who isn't going to retaliate.
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Since Kurt did the "offensive" video long before Nick went after him proves your point. His Kurt attacks are closer in time to Kurt no longer Baldowashing & Nick's increasing inability to talk about Aaron 24/7. But we should believe the lying liar who lies rather than our own eyes.

He spends more time watching himself on the internet (including here) than he does with his kids (while on coke).

Anyone else find it odd that for a guy with narcolepsy he's awake all night? Does he only sleep during family time?
 
0gh said:
That's not to say Nick is a good guy or that he feels any of this, but people who keep messing up or end up doing bad shit aren't automatically fake Christians. If he genuinely realizes his mistakes and repents then God will forgive him. And this is a pretty human thing as well, realistically online people will too. Just imagine if he said
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I understand that you haven't kept up with Nick's antics. The reason why people might call Nick a fake Christian is because he believes that Jesus was a sinner and a normal person

0gh said:
What is the exact timeline that lead to him turning into a retarded drug addict? What caused this?
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He started using hard drugs in late 2022 after going to the swingers resort Hedonism II in Jamaica during the "queen of spades week." Why did he go? Nobody knows for sure, but probably because he is a hedonist at heart. He can't get better because he is a narcissist and will never admit that every decision after deciding to go to Hedonism has made life worse for himself and his family.
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
And that he's fine with Melton, after what he's said about underaged girls (well, and boys, I guess).
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Melton's repeated pattern of behavior towards an actual real life little girl who had to get a restraining order is just a funny joke.

What Kurt said one time about no one specific is dead serious.
 
Captain Manning said:
There was (and is) a fair lot of well-poisoning against Kurt from Balldo's camp. J
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The relentlessness of Nick's bullying is starting to feel ominous. While Nick's power is vastly diminished since the Faran years, there is no way that this can go on without Kurt losing it. I mean, I'll admit Mersh made me laugh a couple times last night but the shit coming out of his mouth about Kurt was just... horrifying.

Then, the second Kurt does anything (YT TOS, HRO, addresses it publicly, whatever) he will be even MORE mocked.

The best solution would be for normie LawTube - Runkle, Nate, Rob/Law&Lumber, LegalBytes, Joe, DaniAhn, even EDB - to tell Nick to knock it off. In other words, they should protect Kurt so he doesn't need to be in the line of fire. I won't be holding my breath.

USAroXX said:
Jesus. Those poor kids.
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USAroXX said:
I mean, his son has been driving age FOR AWHILE now. Does the oldest child or the next in line have DL yet...?
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No idea, but he turns 18 today. (We know this from court documents on this site.) Happy birthday, CR! Congratulations on your many accomplishments. May you continue your successes, find your way out of that home, and one day come forward with your story. This cannot have been an easy road to travel.

Edit: A word
 
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Burt Macklin said:
What I imagine going on a date with Nick was like ....
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I refuse to imagine this scenario from a first person perspective.

A woman enters a restaurant and sits down at a table. Nick is sitting at the next table. A Jamaican man enters the restaurant and sits down with the woman. They eat a meal together while Nick watches and eats by himself. He swallows breadstick after breadstick, eventually moving up to a whole baguette, all without chewing.
 
Ranine Avatar said:
A woman enters a restaurant and sits down at a table. Nick is sitting at the next table. A Jamaican man enters the restaurant and sits down with the woman. They eat a meal together while Nick watches and eats by himself. He swallows breadstick after breadstick, eventually moving up to a whole baguette, all without chewing.
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Sir, you could have just said it.

A woman enters "Olive Garden" in Willmar, Minnesota .... Nick is now on a "fixed income" and bottomless breadsticks are economically more conducive to his situation now.

Because when you're here .... you're family ;)
 
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