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Vampirella said:
I will now call all neovaginas Dittos.
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They're more like mimikyu, an unspeakable abomination hidden beneath a cheap paper mache copy of everyone's favorite fuckhole.

Ditto might just be a degenerate sentient cum stain that gets off skin walking as other pokeniggas but at least it doesn't hyper obsess on one specific cunt.
 
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Aquarius said:
Wow, what an insufferable, self-pitying whiner. Bro acts like feelings cancer is a real thing. He whines about how his mental problems are the same as being born armless while he advocates for policies that will mutilate and disable children. Just fucking loathsome.
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I had 2 brothers and my grandmother died of blood cancer in 2013. I watched my 23 and 25 year old brothers slowly decay in chemo, before they both caught an infection and passed away.

I don’t think in any fucking universe I could think of “well, it’s just as bad as if they were born without legs”. Like this isn’t even about trans comparisons, real world problems are real world problems. Someone like my cousin suffering from heroin addiction that eventually passed away is just as heartbreaking as my brothers passing from cancer. Any disability/death is awful, end of story. Begin a troon isn’t either of those.

If “living with these thoughts” hurts you so much, what about idk… RAPE VICTIMS? Or what the thoughts of people who had THEIR CHILDREN DIE? Those are REAL lifelong emotional rollercoasters that send people into some crazy fucking delusions, but I’ve yet to hear a normal guy going through shit decided to chop his dick off and wear a wig to cope.

Cancer will kill you within a year if untreated. Being a troon can kill you within your lifetime because you feel the need to find every reason to conclude your life is a living hell and become a 41%er.

Disgusting fucking guy that person is.
 
crab hole said:
also god damn, John K being an AGP would be the absolute least surprising thing. Much like transgender shit, the more you learn about him the worse it gets. incredibly apt figure to pull on how trans women view actual female humans, tbh.
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I'm glad you caught that, because of his "unseemly allegations" it just felt right to have him and troons be like minded perverts about women.
 
Stan said:
The EpiscopAl Church has a troon wing that is never not hilariously awful. Just take a look at this fucking Eucharist:
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No church or chapel to host = uses hotel meeting room
No altar = uses buffet table w tablecloth
No vase(?!) = use a bottle
No paten = just use a normal plate
No chalice = just use a normal wineglass
No altar bread = just use two dinner rolls
No vestments except cringe African pattern stoles on white ministers = ok that’s fine
No candles = whatever
Attended = 10 or fewer

It’s like Chris Chan levels of lazy improvisation tbh. I wonder if they did a special troon version of the Eucharistic prayer or a sermon about troon Jesus.
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I'm not even religious, but this makes me want them to burn in hell.
 
Comfy Summer said:
Lmao, beyond parody.

So they basically created a new sacrament just for troons, amazing. If they simply tolerated troons it'd be one thing, but they make a big deal out of it.
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Book of Occasional Services has a lot of services and rites that are sort of like this. As the title implies they are uncommon and not required by the lectionary,

Mostly they were written with the best intentions. E.g. a not-exactly-funeral service for stillborn babies, burials for nonbelievers. The renaming service is unbearably woke though and I doubt it would ever be included in a normal Sunday service,
Comfy Summer said:
I don't know how these churches survive, it's repulsive for anyone other than troons and woke women.
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But aren't you glad I'm here? I can show you the wild world of nominally Christian troonery, where we see our faith perverted to serve these people's weird sex practices.

CobraPlissken said:
I'm not even religious, but this makes me want them to burn in hell.
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To be absolutely fair to these specific troons, no innocent grandmas had to sit through this ridiculousless on a Sunday morning. Some of these church troons are not so generous.
 
Stan said:
Book of Occasional Services has a lot of services and rites that are sort of like this. As the title implies they are uncommon and not required by the lectionary,

Mostly they were written with the best intentions. E.g. a not-exactly-funeral service for stillborn babies, burials for nonbelievers. The renaming service is unbearably woke though and I doubt it would ever be included in a normal Sunday service,

But aren't you glad I'm here? I can show you the wild world of nominally Christian troonery, where we see our faith perverted to serve these people's weird sex practices.


To be absolutely fair to these specific troons, no innocent grandmas had to sit through this ridiculousless on a Sunday morning. Some of these church troons are not so generous.
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I've said it before, we need a troonery in the church thread.
 
Pig Cups said:
I don’t have an X account, and I refuse to start one, so I can’t dig deeper than this.
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You know how when someone goes very much out of their way to express how much they don’t care about something/how much something doesn’t offend them, and it accomplishes the exact opposite? Yeah…rest assured, this troon is deeply offended. Comparing a slur against you to a rhyming word that you have a positive association with is an insanely desperate reach to try and publicly put on a happy face and hide the fact that you’re seething to your core. You’re fooling no one, troon.

It’d be like a black person saying, “Why is ‘nigger’ a slur?? It’s not even offensive, it just reminds me of ‘trigger’ and I love shooting. so yeah,, can’t offend me with that shit…” Unbelievably delusional :story:
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It sounds really cartoonish and silly, like men pretending they’re women. It’s such an unserious word which makes the buttblast even funnier because troonism is an unserious concept.
 
Colress said:
I've said it before, we need a troonery in the church thread.
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I'm down to help out with such a thread.

Necrosan said:
At this point they should just make their own religion. It's way more fun, you can make up all the lore you want and whatever religion this is supposed to be is probably warped beyond recognition by this point.

I mean, troonism is already kind of a religion. Might as well get some artwork and some bibles commissioned on Twitter.
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I wish they would, but religious troons feel the need to drop in to long-established Episcopal churches and promulgate their degeneracy for the same reason MtFs feel the need to photobomb women in the ladies' bathroom. It's no fun for them to go start up their own religion and attract parishioners who would be intro the Gospel of Troon Jesus. That would only attract more troons. The fun is to be had in upsetting the Greatest Generation crowd who come up to church every Sunday and don't expect to see a burlesque show. I have never known a church-involved troon, poon, or themby who didn't talk about their trans experience before relating it to the scripture; these people are UNABLE to talk about scripture or Jesus with retconning it to some troon ideology. I do not think they could even attend a church fellowship hour without lecturing someone about gender ideology or heteronormativity or what have you. Hijacking our church is the troon's way of getting back at whatever shitty thing their dad or granddad said when they came out I expect. Unfortunately the Episcopal Church is Democratic enough to allow troons to get away with it, and I seriously wish we were not; but leadership apparently thinks this is important, just like the cringey Land Acknowledgment and reparations and all other sundry nonsense. It pisses me off to know we pay the Diocese like 38K annually so the woke brain trust comes up with this shit. Maybe I should just go Catholic...

Fortunately the amount of troons on the ground is still really low. I've only seen one at St. Paul's over three years of nearly weekly worship and he was just there one Sunday and never returned. They seem to crowd the Cathedral in Boston, which thank god, because that thing is a lost cause and has no real parishioner base so nobody cares. (I mean, the Bishop should care, and Bishops are historically unable to take the troons seriously, but they still let them waste oxygen over there which is better than upsetting a real faith community with their antics.)
 
Stan said:
Hijacking our church is the troon's way of getting back at whatever shitty thing their dad or granddad said when they came out I expect.
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There's another reason: troon sees an institution where he can insert himself and get institutional protection. Same as what they're doing when they put on a dress and use the law to compel people to participate in their fetishes. They see that a big enough church makes rules from far enough away that they can email the regional manager if someone looks at them transphobicly in the local church's bathroom.

Or they heard enough "priests molest kids more than drag queens" rhetoric from their side and got a wonderful idea.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Are you suggesting what I think you are? That they decided to join the church to camouflage in so they can molest kids and use their identity as a shield?
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Predators go where the prey is, why do you think so many teacher, male or female rape their students.
Aunt Carol said:
There's another reason: troon sees an institution where he can insert himself and get institutional protection. Same as what they're doing when they put on a dress and use the law to compel people to participate in their fetishes. They see that a big enough church makes rules from far enough away that they can email the regional manager if someone looks at them transphobicly in the local church's bathroom.

Or they heard enough "priests molest kids more than drag queens" rhetoric from their side and got a wonderful idea.
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I think it's both. Accept me while I rape and convert your children.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Are you suggesting what I think you are? That they decided to join the church to camouflage in so they can molest kids and use their identity as a shield?
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Maybe they want access to kids and vulnerable people, maybe it's gibs, or maybe they just want to be the star of the show.

As governmental protections of troon feelings/right to intrude threaten to wane, they'd be smart to find another big organization to parasite.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Maybe they want access to kids and vulnerable people, maybe it's gibs, or maybe they just want to be the star of the show.
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It is all of the above. But the shameful part is that the people in charge would try to shame and discourage people like me who want to form a bulwark between troonery and our kids. They'll likely grind on those dissenters until something REALLY crosses the line, which ofc you know it will. And then honestly "I told you he was a sex perv" won't be much consolation to whichever kids, women, or etc. that tranny decides to "confide" in or "confess" to.
Aunt Carol said:
As governmental protections of troon feelings/right to intrude threaten to wane, they'd be smart to find another big organization to parasite.
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I will make them feel as unwelcome as possible in the interest of protecting our parish from these leeches.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Are you suggesting what I think you are? That they decided to join the church to camouflage in so they can molest kids and use their identity as a shield?
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Well—

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The juxtaposition of those two tidbits with that face made my skin crawl. Especially because there’s a non zero chance that “Bingo” cribbed his name from Bluey’s little sister. He’s definitely up to something.
 
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