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Will you give BSG a chance at redemption?

  • Yes, I never doubted Nikkia. I dream about sucking his dick.

    Votes: 4 4.1%
  • Yes, I hate myself and am stuck in a sunk cost fallacy.

    Votes: 7 7.2%
  • No, I spend all day on reddit bitching about Tarkov.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, Nikkita has raped me for the last time. I sold the copy of my game to a carry service.

    Votes: 2 2.1%
  • I'm willing to try the game if someone gifts it to me.

    Votes: 3 3.1%
  • I suck at pvp and play COD. I am highly insecure about this and shit on all other pvp games.

    Votes: 3 3.1%
  • I make money cheating at Tarkov so obviously I will play!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's time to spread my cheeks for the very first time with BSG

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Nikkita is a greedy Jew and this game is shit.

    Votes: 46 47.4%
  • Cheeki Breeki!!!

    Votes: 31 32.0%

  • Total voters
    97
jeettube recommended to me, it's a general complaint about the grinding in tarkov and overall dev retardation.
don't know why though, never had a interest in playing it because i had previous experiences of playing such types of games after playing EVE, you play one you play all no matter the genre...
they all gravitate towards the same retarded mind numbing number crunching until you lose all progress, then it's a matter of banding up with other players to ensure the loss isn't as grand.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jmi8jJj_KCwjeettube recommended to me, it's a general complaint about the grinding in tarkov and overall dev retardation.
don't know why though, never had a interest in playing it because i had previous experiences of playing such types of games after playing EVE, you play one you play all no matter the genre...
they all gravitate towards the same retarded mind numbing number crunching until you lose all progress, then it's a matter of banding up with other players to ensure the loss isn't as grand.
Jesse makes pretty good videos. He's mostly correct about everything in this video. Nikita is a fucking ape and has no idea what the players want, what he wants, or how to properly balance the game to appeal to anyone. The """hardcore""" wipe is a stain on the game and was a horrible decision. They put no thought or effort into it and the game suffered for it.
 
Pre-orders for EFT are up.
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Holy fuck no wonder in my store, Tarkov is cheaper compared to Arc Raiders, (for comparison. Standard Edition EFT vs Standard Edition Arc Raiders is $20 and $31 respectively. If we count the special editions: Tarkov has $31.50 [Base game + Left Behind expansion pack] and $44 [Base game + both expansion packs] while Arc Raiders Deluxe is $47).
 
Escape From Tarkov 1.0 is finally here! The gold release is scheduled for a random time in the morning on Saturday, November 15th. Want a more exact time? Oh, you sweet summer child. This is Russia. Suck potato dick and give money for second house for mistress.

Tarkov is my most-played game. I have a stupid amount of hours....Half of that is flipping shit on the flea market at night, but even then, I have over 3k hours of raid time. I know every map like the back of my hand, and I have gotten at least max traders in eight different wipes. I also kinda suck! I generally average 7-8kD and that's only because I've stuck out the early madness and played when the game gets half dead before the next wipe.

There's been plenty of talk about cheaters in Tarkov, and for a long time, my response was "git gud." Tarkov is a game that requires a few hundred hours simply to know where you are going, and many of the people complaining that it was worse than any other game generally had very few hours in it. Cheating has plagued all PvP games since their inception, and Tarkov is no exception. The reason Tarkov can feel worse is that the death penalties are so high. You basically lose everything. Couple that with the obscene requirements for map knowledge, and new players are dying quite frequently to people they've never seen or heard. This can be a highly frustrating experience and overcoming it was a blast for me.

However, the last two wipes have been utterly horrific for the game in terms of cheating. It's gotten so bad that only 3% of the player base achieved level 15 in the most recent wipe. I am one of those who didn't. I got off of Ground Zero, and then Customs took a massive shit on my face, and for the first time since I was a Timmy, I had no gear. In the last few raids, when I was seriously trying to conserve gear, I would run to the closest hiding spot and try to wait out the raid. I hate playing this way but I was desperate to save gear and my KD had dropped from 5.6 to 1.2 in the span of a morning. Even doing this, I died to cheaters who came to sniff me out. I haven't touched the game since, other than to log into my account a few times to tell everyone on my friends list that they were gay. Yes, I am very mature, thank you for noticing.

I will be tentatively dipping my toe back into Tarkov come Saturday morning. They've promised to have a surprise in store for cheaters come launch. I know this is Stockholm syndrome, and I'm stuck in a sunk cost fallacy. I've decided that if they didn't fix the cheater issue, I will, for the first time in my life, join the cheaters. If I do that, I will be an absolute monster and only kill legit players in an effort to encourage people to ragequit and tell Nikkita to suck dick on Twitter. My game isn't tied to Steam, so getting banned will only affect me in the sense that I will lose my Unheard Edition perks.

Anyone else going to get on their knees one last time or looking forward to doing so for the first time?
 
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fuck no. i have about ~1,500 hours on PVP and ~200 on PVE and i sure as shit won't be buying it again.
the only time this game is fun is the first 96 hours of every wipe and even then it's just to be an utter shithead and camp early task items.

edit; where's the poll option for "nikita is a greedy jew and the game is shit".
 
fuck no. i have about ~1,500 hours on PVP and ~200 on PVE and i sure as shit won't be buying it again.
the only time this game is fun is the first 96 hours of every wipe and even then it's just to be an utter shithead and camp early task items.
I will up at 4 am waiting for it to drop so I can outrun all the shitters lol. Camping is probably the second worst thing about the game after cheaters.

I got max traders in like 30hrs on pve and I got bored. PvE is only fun playing with buddies who suck at the game. I need the rush of another live opponent.
edit; where's the poll option for "nikita is a greedy jew and the game is shit".
I added that poll option. It is a valid response.
 
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i agree. the only thing better than denying someone a task item is camping an extract and denying them an entire kit plus their time. i am 100% serious btw.
Oh I know. I've played with a group of oldfags who spend most of the wipe on Woods and Interchange, drinking beer and camping extracts on the weekend. It's literally all they do. I personally get bored with that kind of play, but in a group setting, it can be fun.

Edit: I am an absolute cunt with Tripwires. I will tripwire the unknown key on customs every time I pass it. Super easy way to get Grenadier done. I don't even loot the bodies. I'm long gone. I'm just killing them for the sake of doing it.

Edit2: Something else cunty that I like to do is I will take the front sights off of people's Mosins when I kill them and shove it up my ass so even if I die they don't get it back. Some guy did that to me once and holy fuck was that a bad raid lol. I also sell Mosins on the flea with the front sight missing for the same reason.
 
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I used to be really into the game 3-4 years ago, maybe around a thousand hours in total, and even found a red key card I was able to sell for 60mil.
Eventually I just got so tired of all the cheaters though that I decided to get some cheats of my own.
Big mistake.
ESP and loot sense trivialized the game to an insane degree and almost immediately ruined the game for me.
I didn't even use aimbot or flight, but the game just became too easy and unfun when all I had to do was grab any gun, and just mow down anybody I saw.
 
So are wipes no longer a thing?

The game was fun with friends but after awhile I got tired of dealing with sweats and wipes making my progress pointless so I lost interest. And then the news about Nikita going full semite with the PVE turned me off completely.
 
So are wipes no longer a thing?
There's a seasonal and permanent character from what Nikita mentioned. He said something along the lines they plan on wiping the seasonals twice a year with their big patches, but I don't take what he says too seriously. It'll probably be explained during the 1.0 release stream more effectively.
 
There's a seasonal and permanent character from what Nikita mentioned. He said something along the lines they plan on wiping the seasonals twice a year with their big patches, but I don't take what he says too seriously. It'll probably be explained during the 1.0 release stream more effectively.
Time to commit to BEAR then.
 
I regret having bought this game. I had some fun playing with friends, it's a blast for the first week or two after a reset when the game is at it's highest player pop and everyone is kitted out with dog shit. But if you play long enough, you're going to get in a lobby with a guy who can fly through the air, or slither around on the ground at the speed of light, and it sucks all the fun out of the game.
 
I fucking hate this game and its meta playerbase and the hackers and pve gets dull yet every update i come back like a battered house wife.
 
Never gone back to tarkov since playing the VR clones. Though haven't played them for a while
 
I regret having bought this game. I had some fun playing with friends, it's a blast for the first week or two after a reset when the game is at it's highest player pop and everyone is kitted out with dog shit. But if you play long enough, you're going to get in a lobby with a guy who can fly through the air, or slither around on the ground at the speed of light, and it sucks all the fun out of the game.
That's pretty much the story Ive heard from cheaters. Once you pick up cheats all the fun gets sucked out of the game. Others say they become unable to play without it.

Ive never cheated but ive sat in on raids in discord calls and watched people streamimg cheats and I can see how disabling it can become. One guy had literally 60hrs in the game with a KD over 100 and they didn't even know what items were good. They were super blatent about their cheating too.

What made me put the game down was watching this group play and seeing how there was always another cheater in the lobby. I just felt defeated. I put effort into kmowing the maps, how to move, loot spawns etc and these people just run across open terrain without a care. It made me realize how many streamers are also cheating because they play the same way. As I said in OP if they don't fix it im going to rage hack so hard. Im talking flying, aimbot, speed, lootdar, infinit ammo, lying on the floor but appearing to stand etc.
 
Camping is probably the second worst thing about the game after cheaters.
i agree. the only thing better than denying someone a task item is camping an extract and denying them an entire kit plus their time. i am 100% serious btw.
Oh I know. I've played with a group of oldfags who spend most of the wipe on Woods and Interchange, drinking beer and camping extracts on the weekend. It's literally all they do. I personally get bored with that kind of play, but in a group setting, it can be fun.

Edit: I am an absolute cunt with Tripwires. I will tripwire the unknown key on customs every time I pass it. Super easy way to get Grenadier done. I don't even loot the bodies. I'm long gone. I'm just killing them for the sake of doing it.

Edit2: Something else cunty that I like to do is I will take the front sights off of people's Mosins when I kill them and shove it up my ass so even if I die they don't get it back. Some guy did that to me once and holy fuck was that a bad raid lol. I also sell Mosins on the flea with the front sight missing for the same reason.

This game is literally just misery porn lol, just like Rust. The only reason you play it is so you can troll other people via blowing their head off and stealing their 2mil ruble loadout, causing them to lose like 3 hours of looting/effort.

A thing I don't like about these kinds of games is that if you join in late or aren't good enough, or just even if enough time passes, everybody gets maxed out armor and a juiced out rapemachine w/ a 100 round extended mag + armor piercing rounds so you just get 1 tapped unless you want to risk your entire net worth on a kit you have no experience with + le gear fear so you just end up shitting ur pants as you get rushed down by some sick fuck running an mp9 with hollowpoints that shoots ur legs out
 
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