🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Falcon Sebben said:
I love that bit in the video as he's trying to "walk with confidence" but just looks like a shaved orangutan out for a stroll.

He doesn't walk so much as shambles.
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Thinking about how hes walking up and down the sidewalk aimlessly just for an action shot is what always gets me
 
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GaryGray said:
Ngl that sounds like a Simspons style fake name like A. Huggnkiss, H. Mungus, P. Ness, D. Uranus, V. Ginny, A. Coholic, B. Dover, M. Hawk, M. Hunt.
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That's exactly what I was thinking, except that Toilet isn't a real first name so Russ fails at even Simpsons-tier humor.
 
The Great Citracett said:
Minor update to the Instagram bio:
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He added the "legend in my own mind" quote, and "disability" to the activist part. It did just say "SW Advocate."

He's also back to the gym:
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The bulking is totally intentional.
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"no excuses" says the man that blames every one of his perennial failings on his disability

REGENDarySumanai said:
He looks like a garbage bin now.
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"People won't stop throwing paper balls and banana peels at me!"
 
the khat quaffer said:
"People won't stop throwing paper balls and banana peels at me!"
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Hah! Throwing balls into Russell’s mouth would make for a great carnival game.

He could take it up as a side hussle. He’s sure gonna need some extra cash to have any hope of banging hookers after paying the court’s sanctions.
 
break these cuffs said:
It's just how one forearm is rotated to have the palm face the camera. Just hold your arms up in front of your and rotate your wrist. You'll see the same type of thing.
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Better yet, don't be a fag that takes pictures of himself at the gym to make himself feel better and look cool. It's the equivalent of announcing you're gonna do something for asspats online - 9 times out of 10 people that announce goals rarely follow through. "I'm gonna lose weight tomorrow." "I'm gonna get all A's this semester." "gonna get fucked in my new vag"

If you're passionate about something, just do it. No need to shout it from the mountains like Rocky IV.

Damien Thorne said:
He can also claim to grow an erection, although one needs an industrial scale microscope to see that growth.
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Fuck that, you'd need a goddamn TEM.

StinkySnack said:
Hah! Throwing balls into Russell’s mouth would make for a great carnival game.

He could take it up as a side hussle. He’s sure gonna need some extra cash to have any hope of banging hookers after paying the court’s sanctions.
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I'd rather just put him above a water tank and play "Dunk the Retard."

Closest that greaseball fuck will ever get to a bath.
 
StinkySnack said:
Hah! Throwing balls into Russell’s mouth would make for a great carnival game.

He could take it up as a side hussle. He’s sure gonna need some extra cash to have any hope of banging hookers after paying the court’s sanctions.
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There's that one midway game with a row of clown heads and every player has a water gun that they need to spray into the clowns open mouths to fill up a balloon that comes out the top of the clown heads, and whoever's balloon pops first is the winner. Russ could just get himself a clown costume, paint his face, and rig a balloon to come up from the top of his head and he'd have a bitchin' Halloween costume.

Or going back even earlier, they used to have a carnival game where there would be one of those A-frame folding sandwich board signs, the kind you'll see outside of sandwich shops and diners to advertise the day's special or limited time offerings, except instead of the soup of the day and a special on the pastrami and corned beef sandwich, it had a clown painted on the front with a hole cut out where the mouth would be. Players would try their skill by tossing balls or beanbags into the clown's mouth to try to win a prize. That one would be even easier for Shit-Lips since he'd just have to dress up as a clown and paint his face, and not have to figure out how to rig a blown up balloon to stay in place on his head, like some kind of bulbous hat.

I mean...Russhole already IS a clown, he would just need to dress the part so everyone can tell from a glance instead of actually having to interact with him to find out.
 
The Dude said:
Russ could just get himself a clown costume, paint his face, and rig a balloon to come up from the top of his head and he'd have a bitchin' Halloween costume.
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Or if he's really looking for something fringe and low effort he could just go as "Chompy" from "Chompy and the Girls".

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And yes. This is a real movie.
 
the khat quaffer said:
Better yet, don't be a fag that takes pictures of himself at the gym to make himself feel better and look cool. It's the equivalent of announcing you're gonna do something for asspats online - 9 times out of 10 people that announce goals rarely follow through. "I'm gonna lose weight tomorrow." "I'm gonna get all A's this semester." "gonna get fucked in my new vag"

If you're passionate about something, just do it. No need to shout it from the mountains like Rocky IV.
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Russ doesn't do anything for self improvement because he thinks he's perfect. This is a man who thinks sending $1 to a woman will impress them. He thinks his dumbass gym pics will impress them too. I am thankful every day that my small town gym doesn't have any insta faggots that I've ever seen. Even the couple guys there who can actually put up impressive lifts just pick up weights, put them down, and leave. It's refreshing.
 
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