Of course not, he's a grower.
That's why he's never had a birthday party in his adult life- all those candles are hazardous to his health.
The only things he grows are trauma lumps, nose hairs, and court dockets.
He can also claim to grow an erection, although one needs an industrial scale microscope to see that growth.
He has moebius on his dick too though, so instead of it growing longer when he's aroused the hole just gets wider.
Sometimes when I get really bored and engage with Russell content, I check the Bunny Ranch website and try to guess which hooker he's saving up to take to Olive Garden. There's a stereotypical blonde booby one who advertises that she's a Republican and has a guide for "encounters" that includes reminding the potential clients to shower and apply deodorant, particularly for Girlfriend Experience - which we know is Russell's preferred method of whore encounter.
He likes to hold his arms out while he's walking, too, hoping everyone will think they won't hang normally because he has such giant muscles.
Got them air lats. Not the worst case I've ever seen, sadly.
Election Fraud? From Greer? Apparently it's more common than you'd think.
Shitlips wanted to build a monorail to have quick access to the skeeviest whorehouses. No exaggeration.
I love that bit in the video as he's trying to "walk with confidence" but just looks like a shaved orangutan out for a stroll.
He looks like a guy who has gone to the gym 6 times in a month and thinks he is jacked
Acerthorn posted his workouts for about 2 weeks and it was the funniest shit ever. Russell trying to show off his workout routine might top it though
