🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Like the trannies who think the mask will hide their massive man jaws, Russ thinks that it will cover his slober-lips and make him look more "disabled and cute".

The entire mask culture that was created by COVID was a godsend to Crusty. He can still get away with it, he just has to accept that it makes him look like a hyper liberal paranoid douche.

Russ is built like a brick shithouse

That's better.

Also, why does he always look so fucking greasy? I have never seen a non-greasy pic of him. He looks like if you put finger to his forehead it would make a *squelch*sound and would come away feeling sticky.
 
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Going to have to power level slightly to explain why this is funny. So the weight he has on the bar looks like either 10 or 25 pounds. I am going to assume 25 pounds just because its a more conservative estimate. I have used these machines before on bench workouts. My 1 rep max for a flat bench is 295. I can do this machine at 320 pounds for 8 reps. So basically, Russ is bulking without the muscles or strength
Too big for 10. I'm not familiar with that style of weight but looks to be a 35. You clearly see behind him a 45. In the right corner behind him you can see a 10 and two 25s. The ones at his feet are most likely 45s. The upper digit is on the outer rim as show by the 45 behind him. The one on the left of that bench you can almost make out the weight and looks to be 35.

Pathetic.

LOL. I'll take stickers now.
 
Too big for 10. I'm not familiar with that style of weight but looks to be a 35. You clearly see behind him a 45. In the right corner behind him you can see a 10 and two 25s. The ones at his feet are most likely 45s. The upper digit is on the outer rim as show by the 45 behind him. The one on the left of that bench you can almost make out the weight and looks to be 35.

Pathetic.

LOL. I'll take stickers now.
They are 25s. Gyms don't usually invest in 35 pound plates anymore. Its cheaper to just have people put on a 25 and a 10. The weight on the upper right is 10 and 5s so he probably has 25 pound plates. Bottom right is clearly the 45 pounds. The plates behind him also look like 25 pound plates
 
Going to have to power level slightly to explain why this is funny. So the weight he has on the bar looks like either 10 or 25 pounds. I am going to assume 25 pounds just because its a more conservative estimate. I have used these machines before on bench workouts. My 1 rep max for a flat bench is 295. I can do this machine at 320 pounds for 8 reps. So basically, Russ is bulking without the muscles or strength

Maybe he's working out the facial muscles?
 
They are 25s. Gyms don't usually invest in 35 pound plates anymore. Its cheaper to just have people put on a 25 and a 10. The weight on the upper right is 10 and 5s so he probably has 25 pound plates. Bottom right is clearly the 45 pounds. The plates behind him also look like 25 pound plates
Yea, I think your right. Looked up some weight sets with those carrying cutouts and it does look more like a 25. That mirror perspective is messing with my head.
 
He has no theory of mind. I’m sure the captain of the New England patriots cheer squad is really going to be enamored with a bum like Russ. His disability isn’t just physical he’s mentally retarded as well.
 
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Is it just me or is his right arm noticeably bulkier. Dude’s been jerking that chain
 
he honestly looks like he has never showed in his life
He looks like Crisco is his hair product.

Also, does Russ have the tiniest phone ever made? It makes even his small hands look like oven mitts. This might explain his difficulty running his court cases out of his phone.
 
He's literally hunching his shoulders up in an attempt to look bulkier. Fucking LOL! How does he not see how ridiculous that looks?
 
He looks like Crisco is his hair product.

Also, does Russ have the tiniest phone ever made? It makes even his small hands look like oven mitts. This might explain his difficulty running his court cases out of his phone.
It looks like an iPhone SE, which is the bargain basement cheapass iPhone. Could be a regular iPhone but those are a couple hundred bucks more.
 
It looks like an iPhone SE, which is the bargain basement cheapass iPhone. Could be a regular iPhone but those are a couple hundred bucks more.
I have one of those. I absolutely detest large screen phones. If I wanted a fucking tablet, I'd buy one. On top of that, those are ridiculously expensive and at least at the time, the SE was not just the only one at a size I could tolerate, but the only one worth actually buying new.

So I'll give him a pass on that one. I am not paying four figures for a phone, ever, even if I were a multimillionaire.
 
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