DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Ah I see we've adopted the classic "You can't judge me based on the non edited 20 minute clips of my stream you've watched as they are out of context" defence to critiscism today.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
I tuned in at the exact moment he was being an ungrateful asshole with no self-awareness. What are the odds?
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Despite this being the rare glimpse of what Phil actually thinks, it shows he didn't watch Asmongold going through the clip of 2000s Phil's early appearance pleading for people to click on his ads and begging for money to be sent to his e-mail before he truly became the lolcow he is today.
 
Holy fuck, the first like 30 minutes of the prestream was laying the ground work for this story of him being an asshole but having an epiphany and changing for the better, so Asmon reacting to that first clip of him raging at Kick is actually out of date. And also he doesn't care what Asmon says. The amount of energy being put towards creating a narrative that proves the clip Asmon first watched as wrong is just Phil level insane.

Phil NEVER begged for money EVER until trolls ruined his life. ITS A FACT!



I have some issues with lactose intolerance. I'm not actually lactose intolerant but if I eat a good amount of dairy I can get gassy and bloated.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Do you know where in the stream he brought it up?
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Last night's Truck Sim stream. Was nearer toward the end of the stream. Ill see if I can get a timestamp.

Edit: I Skipped right to it. 2 hours 40 minutes into the Raw Phil stream hes talking about it.


And now he's complaining AGAIN about the one time he donated something. God, I hate this man.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
Last night's Truck Sim stream. Was nearer toward the end of the stream. Ill see if I can get a timestamp.

Edit: I Skipped right to it. 2 hours 40 minutes into the Raw Phil stream hes talking about it.
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I found it and clipped it for the farms. Its back a couple pages. You definitely undersold it, because woah moses was he a whiny bitch.

GibMoneyPls said:
And now he's complaining AGAIN about the one time he donated something. God, I hate this man.
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The classic "I don't do charity streams because I'm a good person who doesn't try to benefit from charity. I like to keep my charity private, like how I donate my old expired food to food banks and tell you constantly about it"

He is a very hateable faggot.

Coin flip said:
It's hard to imagine how pitifully low his best lifts must have been for him to pretend he doesn't remember them. Everyone keeps track of what their maxes are, let alone a narcissist who flexes every two seconds.
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And the faggot referred to himself as a bodybuilder in his youth, yet can't remember his PB? Assumes he lifted more than the like 15lbs he is lifting now?

Every cope blows a hole in a different cope.

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Phil comes back from his bathroom break, announces a 20 dollar anonymous tip and immediately leaves to "get a coffee".
It's all so fucking organic! Troll @DSP2025lowestsupportedyet in chat had the perfect timing.


Phil's face and the chat are both dead.
This is what success looks like.
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A Greyhound in a Coat said:
Phil apparently has been buying the different "components" for Thanksgiving dinner bit by bit in order to not exceed his food budget. He must have quite literally zero savings, and without access to credit due to his bankruptcy, he has to scrimp in order to afford Thanksgiving at all. Guess they don't let you use Klarna at the grocery store.

He's a BUM!
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It's probably been brought up before, but what are the chances Phil or Kat is on SNAP? (SNAYUHP).
I think most people are aware that it's not that hard to game the system.
 
Coin flip said:
It's hard to imagine how pitifully low his best lifts must have been for him to pretend he doesn't remember them. Everyone keeps track of what their maxes are, let alone a narcissist who flexes every two seconds.
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He hinted that he curls 50s (or that was the math he used) and there is absolutely no way on earth he does that.
 
Non Incestual CK3 Player said:
Lol I completely forgot he said that. One of the best DSP quotes.

In all seriousness I haven't watched much of Phil lately but I feel like the term ebegger doesn't really fit him a lot of the time. He's more like an edemander. Like he truly believes he is owed money rather than asking for pity.
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I will never forget the annual DSP board crashout where the ballwashers were arguing that Phil wasn't a beggar because "asking people for money is a business" practically verbatim lol.
 
Cardinal Cardinal said:
It's probably been brought up before, but what are the chances Phil or Kat is on SNAP? (SNAYUHP).
I think most people are aware that it's not that hard to game the system.
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Kat could assuming she's unemployed/part-time shit job, but it would be a pittance amount like under $50/month unless she lies about being dependent on Phil which would be foolish.

Kat could also get on SSI if she's actually autistic, which she should because she'd get more money living alone.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
I tuned in at the exact moment he was being an ungrateful asshole with no self-awareness. What are the odds?


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Okay faggotstein but don't be shocked when a you have a pack of niggers carrying torches and pitchforks to the monster.

No fuck you. You stupid bitch nobody told you to act like an ungrateful twat. You control your own actions piece of shit. Don't try and duck out of your actions. Cunt faggot nigger. Kys.
 
Balr0g said:
He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hans't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYYDBEZfvj0
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Phil. Oh this is gonna go over great. The Casino needs to cone back to cover this felting.
 
Non Incestual CK3 Player said:
In all seriousness I haven't watched much of Phil lately but I feel like the term ebegger doesn't really fit him a lot of the time. He's more like an edemander. Like he truly believes he is owed money rather than asking for pity.
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That's because Phil is not an "e-beggar", there is nothing "e-" about Phil, he's an actual beggar, no qualifier.

He's exactly the same guy you see begging in a bus station that always has 5 sob stories ready to fire so you give him money for his "fare", then he's there the next day with exactly the same story, and he's totally shameles about it.

Phil is exactly that, an actual Beggar, capital B.

He just happened by chance to stumble in front of a webcam 20 years ago before he had to beg for change in a parking lot after he got fired from his last job. It's also why he will never, ever, not for any reason, change, he's already living a beggar's best life.
 
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