💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

He loved jail so much he wants to go back

Say hi to mom, from jail
I'm in jail
I'm gonna stay here
I like it here
I like it, yeah
Throw away the key
I'm in jail

 

[Beavis]

Ethan is CONSTANTLY on his phone - like, for the past 10 min. It's either Mexican Door Dash or Nick. I'm betting the latter.

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Cog found the seniorita prostitute’s tiktok account and she was live. He’s probably trying to text her to have her shut it down!

 

[W@rui]

This is 100% a fucking LARP, why would this guy risk his professional reputation by disclosing a CPS case to Ethan Ralph?
It reeks of JessiePS bullshit.

It totally is a larp, because this story is eerily similar to Natalia Grace's.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Its going to be a tough competition this week on "Lamest Interview", is it the "Prisoner Mikey Interview" or this horseshit?
The Rumble chat is in open revolt, calling Jessie fake and gay.

 

[Mechaet]

I remember him saying he didn't like cocaine after he tried it with a stripper or something.

Probably a lie, because why would he take it again and find out actually he likes it after all?

The first time I tried coke, I hated it. Problem was, the stuff I was doing was so stepped-on it barely qualified as cocaine still.

A while later I tried some higher-grade stuff, and was hooked. Hard. Spent a good 14 months absolutely addicted and doing things I severely regretted later.

I'll never touch that shit again. I won't even take opioids, is how terrified I am of getting re-addicted.

 

[ChooChoo]

The fat gunt get his sheckles and do something interesting yet? If not, then after this nothing burger time to go back to the "Ralph OD yet?" mines.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rekieta Reveal Superfund Update

The fund is at 71%, we creep ever closer to Ralph's supposed info.
The latest segment was a violently unfunny bit clearly invented by JessiePS, where a "CPS agent" who "worked in the field for 40 years" (despite sounding like Metokur doing a Jewish impression) talks about Mersh being fucked by a black midget as a child. No one believes it, much to both Ralph and Jessie's amusement. They attempt to stay stonefaced to keep up the façade. The chat wants them to drop this lame shit and continue with Rekieta information.

 

[200MB]

This is 100% a fucking LARP, why would this guy risk his professional reputation by disclosing a CPS case to Ethan Ralph?
It reeks of JessiePS bullshit.

Really? Which part of the CPS worker recounting how Mersh was raped by a black midget with a diaper fetish as a child has you thinking it's fake?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Really? Which part of the CPS worker recounting how Mersh was raped by a black midget with a diaper fetish as a child has you thinking it's fake?

I wrote this as the guest was being introduced, it was obviously fake by the time he started talking.

 

[Beavis]

I bet Ralph is going to fall a few bucks short of the goal so he just cant release the hot goss he has about rekieta.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ L / A ]
Nick Rekieta is still seething at Momma K, deciding to dox her first name.

Momma K, with fearless bravery, taunts Nick further.

Notably, this seething exchange against Momma K has been running for the last four hours.
You know what else has been occuring for the last four hours?

Is this Nick soothing himself for a potential upcoming exposure?
Yelling at a kindly, informative, un-slatternly woman?

 

[Vibralldo]

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[ L / A ]
Nick Rekieta is still seething at Momma K, deciding to dox her first name.
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Momma K, with bravery, taunts Nick further.

Mama K rules, Nick's such a bitch

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Do you all remember when the Kill stream was peak internet bloodsports?

I mean i dont cause i was busy during peak bloodsports but i keep hearing that is a thing.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"I don't want to talk about drama"
t. Nicholas Robert Rekieta, every stream.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

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Rekieta Reveal Superfund Update

The fund is at 71%, we creep ever closer to Ralph's supposed info.
The latest segment was a violently unfunny bit clearly invented by JessiePS, where a "CPS agent" who "worked in the field for 40 years" (despite sounding like Metokur doing a Jewish impression) talks about Mersh being fucked by a black midget as a child. No one believes it, much to both Ralph and Jessie's amusement. They attempt to stay stonefaced to keep up the façade. The chat wants them to drop this lame shit and continue with Rekieta information.

We're 110% getting scammed.
This is Ralph. He has nothing and he is also bitch made so if he had something he wouldn't say and even if he was on enough meth and booze to say it he would fuck up remembering it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We're 110% getting scammed.
This is Ralph. He has nothing and he is also bitch made so if he had something he wouldn't say and even if he was on enough meth and booze to say it he would fuck up remembering it.

Jersh needs to make a rumble sock account and pay the rest. Either we get Nick info or Ralph looks like a tard

 

[Melty Butter]

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[ L / A ]
Nick Rekieta is still seething at Momma K, deciding to dox her first name.
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Momma K, with fearless bravery, taunts Nick further.

Notably, this seething exchange against Momma K has been running for the last four hours.
You know what else has been occuring for the last four hours?
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Is this Nick soothing himself for a potential upcoming exposure?
Yelling at a kindly, informative, un-slatternly woman?

Oh, Good Lord. I'm a bit stressed for this woman.

A few thoughts.

1. He can't hurt you; never operate with fear.
2. You've already been kinda sorta doxxed. It's not that big of a deal. No one is gonna pound down your door. That's a myth. You are old enough to have the White Pages in your parents' home. Unless people hate you (no one does), you're fine. Nick and Melton have no power.
3, You bravely attended some trials and took some pics on your phone. This is America. It's our right to do so.
4. Go forth an conquer. Walls are crumbling.
5. Be proud of yourself. This is citizen journalism. It's all we have left.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The Rekieta Reveal Superfund suddenly filled to 100% out of nowhere!
JessiePS is on a lame serious man bit. He's grandstanding about Mersh for the past ten minutes. The philosophising is extremely gay.

WILL RALPH DELIVER?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

We're 110% getting scammed.
This is Ralph. He has nothing and he is also bitch made so if he had something he wouldn't say and even if he was on enough meth and booze to say it he would fuck up remembering it.

If Ralph had someting that could truly hurt Rekieta he would have revealed it on stream or X/twitter long ago.

 

[Captain Manning]

Momma K also states that "2 of Nick’s current ballwashers were trying to talk me into going to the courthouse to dig into Nick’s property/financial info."
With friends like these, who needs enemies!

I very much appreciate she doesn't say WHO those two balldowashers are.



Mamma K is not dumb.