💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
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Fuck Mersh Festival Update
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The Superfund has moved $9 in two hours. "Its so" status continues to be "over".
Ralph appears to be still upset with Rekieta, amusingly he claims to have broke the Hedo 2 / Balldo story on the Keelstream (obvious bullshit).
 
StarTrak said:
Yup, and how she got caught trying to smuggle in illegal drugs in the bottle.
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Really too bad Kandiyohi County wasn't more vigorous about testing things. The pill bottle, the bullet in the balldomobile...

Pentamidine said:
In my mind, the Hedo trip seems like too early for Nick to be doing druggie stuff like this. But he was already open about "trying" drugs around this time. This falls right in line with when his show became about nothing but sex and drugs so it fits that he's already a junkie at this time.
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Nick has talked about doing drugs at the first (or second) Matsuri he went to, so that would have been '19? '20? And there's an account from the last one he went to, of him getting "locked out" of his hotel room and meeting Cecil in the lobby to help get him into his room... dressed only in a towel. Supposedly doped up out of his gourd (although I also wonder if domestics were happening as well).

Sneed Force One said:
The Superfund has moved $9 in two hours. "Its so" status continues to be "over".
Ralph appears to be still upset with Rekieta, amusingly he claims to have broke the Hedo 2 / Balldo story on the Keelstream (obvious bullshit).
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Ralph can't even gumption up a holler anymore. Sad. Pathetic.
 
StarTrak said:
I don't have any information about a dangerpussy, lol
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Not to prod you with too many questions but when Kayla posted her lingerie pictures to Locals there was a big uproar/backlash. Then, "Kayla" wrote a post explaining how she's proud of her body etc. but won't post things like that again. Do you know or have reason to believe that Nick was behind the post, or forced her to make it?
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Not really. Rubbish bin would be british. Looney bin is American.
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As a Bri'ish weirdo, get in the bin is the sort of saying and it means rubbish bin not looney bin.

And yes they both belong in the bin, like the rubbish they are. Poor kids. I'm still so disgusted that he tries to downplay what they went through in the crackden shithole they turned that house into.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Nick has talked about doing drugs at the first (or second) Matsuri he went to, so that would have been '19? '20? And there's an account from the last one he went to, of him getting "locked out" of his hotel room and meeting Cecil in the lobby to help get him into his room... dressed only in a towel. Supposedly doped up out of his gourd (although I also wonder if domestics were happening as well).
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I also remember him talking about "trying" different drugs pretty early.
He was fawning over MDMA for quite a bit at one point. I also remember him talking about how scary cocaine is because he loved it way too much(?) or something to that extent pretty early on.
Same thing with his legal meth for his bogus sleep-apnea etc.
Once the shroom and MDMA-glazing kicked up to 5th gear on Locals people started to nope out, same with the ass-bottle pics.
Watching Rekieta said:
Not really. Rubbish bin would be british. Looney bin is American.
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Only gave you a disagree because I vaguely remember the term loony-bin originating from Cockney-slang first.
(Some random hyperfixation 'tism of mine few years ago. 🧩 )
 
Fuck Mersh Festival Update #3
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The Superfund has moved an additional $20. Ralph is grifting hard, saying if da goal is not hit, we ain't seeing shit.
The next guests are Geno and Keanu Thompson. We might actually see some Rekieta content now. If you can tolerate their rambling.
Ralph claims to have details "that could put him in prison, icedancer told me stuff that can put him in prison." We'll only see it if we pay up.
 
BathTubShine said:
He was fawning over MDMA for quite a bit at one point. I also remember him talking about how scary cocaine is because he loved it way too much(?) or something to that extent pretty early on.
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I remember him saying he didn't like cocaine after he tried it with a stripper or something.

Probably a lie, because why would he take it again and find out actually he likes it after all?
 
It's funny how Ralph's $750 is close to a month's payment he's overdue on for child support. Too bad he's back several months, per Faith.

I expect nothing but a wet fart. A shart, if you will.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Fuck Mersh Festival Update #3
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The Superfund has moved an additional $20. Ralph is grifting hard, saying if da goal is not hit, we ain't seeing shit.
The next guests are Geno and Keanu Thompson. We might actually see some Rekieta content now. If you can tolerate their rambling.
Ralph claims to have details "that could put him in prison, icedancer told me stuff that can put him in prison." We'll only see it if we pay up.
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Ralph is doing it wrong. Begging for money to reveal is not going to give him shit as no one knows if he has anything at all. If he reveals all and it is juicy he would be rewarded. Instead he is trying to hold content, that could be nothing at all, hostage.
 
Terror_Mouse said:
To be fair: "Actually, the jail people did call Aaron Larry Bird, and he was the life of the cell block, and he was really nice to everyone, and we like him," was a somethingburger, just not the something Melton expected.
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I liked the part where the guy said they called AA-Ron "the ramen dispenser" or "the ramen machine" or something like that, as one of the nicknames. I can just see AA-Ron saying "Please don't rape me, have a ramen pack instead."
 
Fuck Mersh Festival Update #4
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The Superfund suspiciously leaps 8% higher in a few minutes.
Newly Pro-Imholte Ethan Ralph takes potshots at the Dabbleverse, calling Karl from WATP a loser for the Mikey from Jail interview.
Geno and Kiki are still due to appear, they seem to be running late.
Meme Copium is tentatively due to appear, though Ralph appears to be mildly critical of him.
 
Sneed Force One said:
The Superfund has moved an additional $20. Ralph is grifting hard, saying if da goal is not hit, we ain't seeing shit.
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Yeah I'm sure people are lining up to give money to an infamously dishonest failed streamer known to be desperate for money and willing to do and say anything to get it. Also, he is known to fake views and donations, I bet at least a significant portion of that money is from himself to give dumb people the impression that things are moving.

SterilizedGlowsticks said:
I remember him saying he didn't like cocaine after he tried it with a stripper or something.
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I never heard anyone say they did cocaine and didn't like it. Isn't that the whole thing, that it chemically tricks your brain into flooding itself with pleasure compounds (dopamine)? A scrupulous person might see doing it as a lapse of judgement because they understand it's degenerate and destructive but I doubt it's because they "didn't like it". Obvious lie.

AltisticRight said:
No, the labs test for both cocaine and the metabolite. Cocaine cut-off is 500pg/mg, benzoylecgonine is typically 50pg/mg. She tested positive for both.
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Thank you for providing further detail to my oversimplified post.
 
Unknown God said:
I never heard anyone say they did cocaine and didn't like it. Isn't that the whole thing, that it chemically tricks your brain into flooding itself with pleasure compounds (dopamine)? A scrupulous person might see doing it as a lapse of judgement because they understand it's degenerate and destructive but I doubt it's because they "didn't like it". Obvious lie.
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I think his claim was that it was bad cocaine or some shit. I dunno, he's a liar anyway.
 
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