Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Kevin has a date for his FFS. May 21st 2026: Gonna get his face fucked-up.
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Kevin gets philosophical.
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Forever denial is pleasurable in its own way. Isn't it?
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Edinburgh.
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Men, eh?
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Crossover with Brian Visaggio.
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Cultural loss.
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Friends' holes.
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God forbid women have hobbies.
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Not THAT clocky (!).
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Hazbin merch.
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(How about you resist the urge to buy all this crap.)
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Catra the cat.
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Politics.
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Passports.
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Republicans: More fucked than Kevin.
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I wonder if he'll decide to go for the "nothing looks any different" ffs or the "make my face a triangle" ffs

More importantly when are you going to get fucked in your new vagina Kev? The fans are waiting impatiently

Also Kevin you fucking mental midget you currently have a biological body that is performing tortured miracles to put itself back together despite all the abuse you inflict upon it. If you have a robot body guess who has to do all the fucking maintainence on it. That's right it's you.
in the hypothetical far future the only thing that's any different is Kevbot 3000 is crying on twitter that his arms falling off because he didn't oil the joints is transphobic; instead of crying that his amhole sealed up because he couldn't be arsed to dilate.
 
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Kevin is on his way back to the U.S. of A.
Middle aged person crosses the Atlantic to go shopping. At some point Kevin turned into a clone of Colleen fucking Rooney.
Kevin has a date for his FFS.
Balding Middle aged man gets hair transplant. Do they genuinely do that for free on Medicaid? Even in the socialised medicine hell that is the UK, saddos who want this have to fly out to Turkey.
 
I'm waiting for an actual woman to claim that she needs plastic surgery to feel affirmed in her gender.

"My tits are not affirming; I need Sydney Sweeney's tits or I will kill myself."
 
If you have a robot body guess who has to do all the fucking maintainence on it.
To quote one of the truly evergreen Kevinisms: "That sounds like a future Kat problem, and frankly, fuck that bitch."

Balding Middle aged man gets hair transplant. Do they genuinely do that for free on Medicaid? Even in the socialised medicine hell that is the UK, saddos who want this have to fly out to Turkey.
I assume he's going to get one of those hairline lowering/forehead reduction procedures like so many other trannies, to try and take that sixhead down to a fivehead and slow down his inexorably receding hairline. Hopefully they take a polishing wheel to his forehead while they're at it. A hair transplant would be the more sensible and less invasive option, of course, but nobody ever accused Kevin of having sense, plus he'd probably melt down entirely if forced to spend time in a non-English-speaking, socially conservative Muslim country where he'd stick out like a giant balding thumb.

My tax dollars are paying for this, so the result better be funny or I will demand a refund.
I can't imagine any scenario in which it won't be.
 
I'm waiting for an actual woman to claim that she needs plastic surgery to feel affirmed in her gender.

"My tits are not affirming; I need Sydney Sweeney's tits or I will kill myself."
They won’t even pay for breast implants for women who had breast cancer lol fake tits are for perverted men!!! Fuck you woman who survived cancer!
 
Kevin has a date for his FFS. May 21st 2026: Gonna get his face fucked-up.
I have yet to see Facial Ghoulification Surgery do anything but make someone look even more like a man, and a freakshow of a man at that.
 
They won’t even pay for breast implants for women who had breast cancer lol fake tits are for perverted men!!! Fuck you woman who survived cancer!
Naw, in the US they do.:
Kevin is a turd, but Health First Colorado does pay for breast reconstruction after mastectomy for breast cancer.

The Women's Health and Cancer Rights Act of 1999 sez that if a health plan pays for mastectomies for cancer, it must also pay for reconstruction, surgery for symmetry, mastectomy complications, and medical prosthetics.
 
Kek Kevin talking about being immortal and The Science is gonna sort death.
205miliion23, floating through charred nothingness as the sun has died and enveloped the earth and local solar system-STILL NOT BEEN FUCKED IN MY ROBOAMHOLE
 
Kevin defends m'lady Vivziepop's honor.
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Kevin says this true tale is "very much a mood." Lol.
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What do you think the two gentlemen in the store threatened to do to this fatass? Answers on a postcard.
 
If you're at the point where you cat call Kevin, you might as well just become a monk or end it. It's not getting better unless you go to God.
 
If you're at the point where you cat call Kevin, you might as well just become a monk or end it. It's not getting better unless you go to God.
I feel like I've really grown a thicker skin by being on The Farms and that mostly I just want to laugh at trannies now rather than being angry. But. My God. I am wearing ALL my top hats right now.

Kevryn: 'grats on the cat calling

Are you fucking kidding me? How can they pretend that they're on the same side as real women when he says stuff like that?

I got cat called for the first time when I was twelve. It was a hot day and I was wearing a tank top while riding my bike. Two Mexican guys slowly drove along side of me and told me what they wanted to do to my 12 year old "fat ass." When I told my babysitter about it afterwards, she admonished me for "dressing slutty" and bringing it on myself. I felt so much GENDER EUPHORIA in that moment I could have just BURST /sneed
 
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Kevin has a date for his FFS. May 21st 2026: Gonna get his face fucked-up.
I keep forgetting he's only 38. He looks 48* with his cottage cheese thighs, piss-poor physique, craggy ass crater face and "how do you do fellow kids"-ass haircut. Of course I am being generous and rounding down when I say 48.

Speaking of medical delays, wasn't at least one of them due to him ghosting his doctor, then chimping on social media about it? It's been a few years so I don't remember. But it's always someone else's fault.

"48. Just a fucking kid."

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If you're at the point where you cat call Kevin, you might as well just become a monk or end it. It's not getting better unless you go to God.
"Any man that catcalls/honks at a tranny? That's a man that's run out of ideas." ~Jerry Seinfeld, if he was filming Seinfeld in 2010.
 
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