Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I think Kevin finally realized that while it may have been "hot" to be castrated and fully "sissified", it could only happen once and now it's forever gone.
Sucks to suck, have to wonder if he had the best mental orgasm of his life the moment he realized it was gone and then immediately went into post-nut clarity.
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Was it the denver airport or a different one that had the schizophrenic wall murals about world war 2 shit in it?
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- Feb 2, 2021
Lmfao god bless steb, he really is the comic relief.
His half-inch-hairline from his retardedly applied wig, paired for delightful comparison aside Kev's solid seven incher, acres of crater skin forehead, deeper than the Amhole it extends.
I'd feel greedy if I asked Father Christmas for anything else this year after recieving this picture.
It's like the fucking androids appearing scene in DBZ
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I still can't get over how his pig ring nose piercing makes him look like he has a Hitler mustache.
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- Apr 6, 2016
Kevin has no personality. It's shocking to know, for sure, that can happen, There's only TROOOON and consume. What a disaster.
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- May 27, 2019
"I'm gonna miss my UK friends" has the same energy as "the bartender at buffalo wild wings told me her name and said she'll be taking care of me, total soulmate"
Don't worry Kettryn, you'll be getting yourself some fat rope in a few years.
TSA probably just didn't wanna get anywhere near you or talk to you or even breathe the same air as you.
Miami has been the worst IME; some irate-looking she-boon shoved me down the line "yeah yeah keep moving" while I was still taking a shoe off then a different one patted me down like I was chicken dinner.
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A dull update.
Kevin has been mainly posting about the new series of Hazbin Hotel which was just released. This is a selection of his other witterings.
Tourette's.
Piss.
Getting new holes.
Phil bid on a storage unit and won some more crap for Kevin.
Opening some of his own stash.
Tourette's.
Piss.
Getting new holes.
Phil bid on a storage unit and won some more crap for Kevin.
Opening some of his own stash.
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what the fuck is he cupping his bolted-on moobs with? an erlenmeyer flask?
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Auto - a prefix, meaning “self”, doing something by ones own self.
Gyne - a prefix, meaning “female”
Philia- denoting an abnormal love
So, AGP is fake news. But becoming aroused from touching your own female-coded reproductive organs and specifically the thrill of manifesting them onto yourself unnaturally is a magical self-love ritual. This self love ritual should be celebrated! And if you don’t want to celebrate and encourage it, you should be curb-stomped.
It really is a mystery, why women would seem to be naturally repulsed and seek to protect themselves from proximity to such behavior.
Gyne - a prefix, meaning “female”
Philia- denoting an abnormal love
So, AGP is fake news. But becoming aroused from touching your own female-coded reproductive organs and specifically the thrill of manifesting them onto yourself unnaturally is a magical self-love ritual. This self love ritual should be celebrated! And if you don’t want to celebrate and encourage it, you should be curb-stomped.
It really is a mystery, why women would seem to be naturally repulsed and seek to protect themselves from proximity to such behavior.
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The balls sewn in to meat flaps on this retard, I fucking swear.
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Man that constantly blames cis people for everything bad in the world begs cis people to support him
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I mean, abandoning troons implies we were ever "with" them, and um, citation needed? They had a small but overly vocal base of support that is vanishing based on their own acursed behavior so, as the kids say, FAFO.
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That's even funnier when you remember that his heartfelt plea was inspired by a proposed ban on pornographic content.
The balls sewn in to meat flaps on this retard, I fucking swear.
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Barring the certified sexual predator troons, I am amused (cringing) at how often transwomen don't get why they don't fit in with cis women.
Troon Woman communications: a shitty 1 act play.
Woman: Constantly talking about your breasts makes me uncomfortable.
Troon: But it's SELF LOVE!
Woman: But I don't like how often you sexualize and focus on breast as a sex object in general.
Troon: But it makes me feel good. Don't you understand why I'm feeling so good?
Woman: But constantly talking about and bringing up the sexualization of everything, often breasts, makes me feel creeped out since I didn't ask to be in it.
Troon: But sexualization makes me feel good and wanted. Why don't you like feeling wanted for your tits? Or wanted at all?
Woman: Because I didn't ask to have breasts, I just have them.
Troon: You are gifted! I longed for these so much, and you could play with them as a free set without taking medication!
Woman: But I don't get joy out of playing with my own breasts. I don't care, it's just a part of me.
Troon: But how do you not feel good playing with your boobs? It makes Me feel great! Do you not love yourself enough? Are you being objectified by cis men too much? Can't you feel happy like I do? Who couldn't feel happy?
Woman: I just don't feel the same. They're just another part of my body, like my arms.
Troon: How? Your arms don't bounce? Your arms aren't squishy?
Woman: Why aren't you listening to what I am saying?
Troon: You're not listening to what I am saying! You have to free your mind from the puritans and the male gaze and be free to indulge yourself!
The woman scribbles a note on a piece of paper and passes it to the transwoman. She walks away as soon as it is in the transwoman's hands.
Note: YOUR THEORY OF MIND IS BAD AND I WOULD NOT FUCK MYSELF, BUFFALO BILL
The troon now seethes, crying. A child walks by with a burrito and the troon grabs it, throwing it at the wall.
Troon: But it's SELF LOVE!
Woman: But I don't like how often you sexualize and focus on breast as a sex object in general.
Troon: But it makes me feel good. Don't you understand why I'm feeling so good?
Woman: But constantly talking about and bringing up the sexualization of everything, often breasts, makes me feel creeped out since I didn't ask to be in it.
Troon: But sexualization makes me feel good and wanted. Why don't you like feeling wanted for your tits? Or wanted at all?
Woman: Because I didn't ask to have breasts, I just have them.
Troon: You are gifted! I longed for these so much, and you could play with them as a free set without taking medication!
Woman: But I don't get joy out of playing with my own breasts. I don't care, it's just a part of me.
Troon: But how do you not feel good playing with your boobs? It makes Me feel great! Do you not love yourself enough? Are you being objectified by cis men too much? Can't you feel happy like I do? Who couldn't feel happy?
Woman: I just don't feel the same. They're just another part of my body, like my arms.
Troon: How? Your arms don't bounce? Your arms aren't squishy?
Woman: Why aren't you listening to what I am saying?
Troon: You're not listening to what I am saying! You have to free your mind from the puritans and the male gaze and be free to indulge yourself!
The woman scribbles a note on a piece of paper and passes it to the transwoman. She walks away as soon as it is in the transwoman's hands.
Note: YOUR THEORY OF MIND IS BAD AND I WOULD NOT FUCK MYSELF, BUFFALO BILL
The troon now seethes, crying. A child walks by with a burrito and the troon grabs it, throwing it at the wall.
TL;DR Transwomen are so entitled to feeling good and/or are lacking the emotional reading + theory of mind when they talk about this shit to woman. This is only theoretical since they never talk to cis women IRL anyway. Kevin hasn't seen a full blown woman in ages aside from genderspecials and passerbys.
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Salting my boomer dads record collection with LPs that Kevin Gibes enjoys and then swapping the records between sleeves (as if carelessly but actually designed to annoy him with faggot hazbin hotel music) is exactly the kind of prank my dad deserves.
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"I'm gonna need every person touting this bullshit to explain in detail why more [unstable, suicidal] people is bad and less [unstable, suicidal] people is good"
"More [unstable, suicidal] people is a good thing. Fuck you, it just is. At worst it's a neutral thing. Explain how it isn't. You won't because you'll sound like the monsters you are."
The trans community's motto is "if you don't do everything I demand of you, I'm going to kill myself and it's going to be your fault", you can't also turn around and be all "but why do you think it's bad to be trans tho???". It is objectively better to have more people who are more resilient and more stable, and fewer people who need a government-sponsored boob job or they'll kill themselves.
How about you show your work, Kevin?Also, "Trans people should be safe, legal, and rare" would be a killer line for any Dem with presidential ambitions - you're still going to lose some of the Transhausen moms and other lifers, but you're going to win over a lot of people who aren't full TTD but have drifted away from the party because of their maximally woke positions.
(Just kidding, Newsom or whoever would have to actually do something to achieve the rare part of "safe, legal, and rare", and we all know they're never going to do that)